Blogspot Blog of the Day

http://pornstarpassion.blogspot.com/

(what were you expecting? clipboard secrets?)

I'm just Beverly

"why does she do all of these things for me, go to all this trouble for me, go to all this expense for me, why does she care so much for me? I dont deserve all this fuss and trouble, I'm nothing special, I'm just Beverly."

(you are special Beverly, you are, you are)

Home Field Advan

i mean we used to be like the home field advan

(please tell me how you used to be "like the home field advan")

ISU Proposal

ISU proposal For Monday:
please submit a proposal for your ISU which includes the following:
a brief synopsis of the mystery to be solved
the three units you wish to address
the specific expectations within those units that you plan to meet
please note that course expectations for each unit are found in the course pack!

(dammit! i lost my course pack)

Odd Drive Letters

Some of the more odd drive letters I have come across:

• H:\Photos2004\2004-10-October\20041016\DSC_3620.NEF
• L:\SYSTEMS\Projects\AMX01, Pro Services Misc\Chicago 209\_UI Files\Current TP Files 09-07-05
• Q:\DC\CinemaNow_Japan\SOWs

(pretty big secret huh?)

Complete Credit Card Details w/ CVC

DataValue
The following ticket order was placed online.
-- Contact Details --
Contact Name: Justa
Address: 56 Acre End Street
City/Town: Eynsham
Post Code: OX29 4PD
Country: United Kingdom
Telephone No: 01865 460188
Email: nicholas.goodxxx@tesco.net <--- (being nice)
-- Tickets Required --
Adult: 2 Concession: 2
Total Cost: £32.00
-- Payment Details --
The details below are encrypted for security reasons.* PGP Decrypted Message
Card Name: Mr Nicholas Goodxxx <--- (being nice)
Card No: 49882457004898xx <--- (being nice)
Start: 07/04
Expiry: 08/07
CVC: 104
Issue No:

(not even "encryption" can get by the clipboard monster, enjoy your show)

Legal Question

CAN YOUR COMPANY LEGALLY CHANGE YOUR JOB RESPONSIBILITIES, REDUCE YOUR SALARY, AND/OR ASSIGN YOU TO A DIFFERENT DEPARTMENT? WHY OR WHY NOT?

(yes, becuase I work for taco bell)

Sexiest Hair Color on a Woman

hmmmm....GUYS...who agrees?
According to a Cosmo poll, 52% of guys surveyed said that BRUNETTE is the sexiest hair color on a woman!!! Only 31% said Blonde, and 17% said Red. Brunettes definitely kick ass!...(Curtiousy of facebbook group-guess which one.

(what about blue? hmmmm marge)

Bad Joke

Band New Porsche A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche! New! The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it might be a joke, but thought it was worth a shot. So he went to the lady's house and sure enough, she had an almost brand new Porsche. "Wow!" the man said. "Can I take it for a test drive?" Unlike what he expected, the man found that the car ran perfectly and took it back to the lady's house. "Why are you selling me this great Porsche for only $500?" "My husband just ran off with his secretary, and he told me I could have the house and the furniture as long as I sold his Porsche and sent him the money."

(hilarious, not really)

Dog is Good

hope things are going well and that your dog is good too.

(i got an STD last night, but bruiser says he is doing fine, thanks for asking)

Plastic Enclosure

It is totally enclosed in plastic which is a real plus for people like myself where my desk is a hopeless mess of projects and one setup tends to get placed on top of another.

(hmmm, what could they be talking about?)

What Language?

ingon man to sandy na hulat lang sya sa text..wla diay mo nagkita gahapon? nag-uban man mi, kay nagkadungan man mi sa pag-enrol...nya si em-em, kay murag busy man pod sya...try lang sila text karon, pero di jud ko kakuyog karon kay busy pako sa SAD...maybe tomorow... by the way, salida karon kay...wednesday karon di ba? wla ko kabalo..hehe...

(hehe, that was a good one!)

Presentation URL

mmst://media.arkive.org/4FBDDAED-971D-4451-A6BA-20784D5BA9C7/
Presentation.Streams/Presentation_WM_800.wmv

(i am too lazy to see what it is)

If, Else Party Book

RAYEWill like you to attend to her party!Congrats for getting invited to this party!Party will be thrown in May 5, 2005!1In this party you need to get a date to enter. If you don’thave one then you’ll get kick out immediately.Luv always,RAYEKISS KISS“OMG! You won’t believe what I just got in the mail.” You exclaimed“I know because I got it too” Mina screamed“WE GOT AN INVITATION TO GO TO REI’S PARTY.” you and Mina scream out.“So tell me who your going to go to the party.” Mina said seriously“Oh! I have to bring a date.” You replay“Uh yeah! So who are you going to go with.” Mina asked repeated“I don’t know it’s too bad I broke up with Darien a week ago.” You said“Well, I don’t know if you really want to take someone why don’t you take my brother?” Mina said“I dunno.” You answer“You may have not heard the rumors but Rei and Darien are going out and TOGETHER to the party.” Mina emphasized.“If Darien is going to be with Ms. Hot -Shot then I need to have a better date then him” You responded.“So call my brother.” Mina hintedIf you decided to call Andrew to go to the partyTurn to page 20If you decided to not go with Andrew to the partyTurn to page 14.

(page 20, page 20)

Golf Maintenance Wuss

I feel that it would be a benefit not only to the maintenance department, but to the golf course as a whole to have someone with first aid level 2 training on site who is stationed at the maintenance department.

(suck it up, green boy)

(i assume level 2 first aid has something to with alcohol)

An Elderly Woman Died

An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead."

(sounds reasonable enough to me)

Current Technology Piece

I have been keeping up with current technology news and today, Apple is holding an extremely anticipated special press event to reveal something new. The main buzz is potentially a video enabled iPod, as well as a redefined Mac-mini with an optional flip-top screen, an iTunes update, and even a possible G5 Powerbook for business professionals. I will keep you updated as to what new technology Apple has planned for the fourth quarter. With an announced $430 million profit, 1.25 million macs and 6.5 million iPods sold in the last quarter, Apple’s new move to intel technology may just make them a serious contender to watch in the near future.

(i have been keeping up with current beers)

Master Lock Combination Breaking

16. Can the combination of a Master Lock be found though manipulation? Recently a method of finding the combination of a Master Lock has been presented on alt.locksmithing. It seems there is a formula that relates the numbers in a combination to each other. The first and last digit of any combination will both have the same remainder when divided by 4, and the second digit's remainder when divided by 4 will be - or 2 from the first and third's remainder. For example, if you knew the last digit of the combination was 5, the first digit could be any digit that had a remainder of 1 when divided by 4 and the second number any digit with a remainder of 3 when divided by 4. This means given one number in the combination, there are only ten numbers that can be in each of the other two positions, and thus only 100 possible combinations given one number in the combination. And it turns out there is an easy way to find the last digit of the combination. On older Master Locks, ones where the arrow at the top is raised, simply pull on the shackle and turn the dial until it catches, that's the third number in the combination. On news locks with the recessed arrow, there are twelve places the dial will catch if you turn it while pulling on the shackle. Seven of these will catch between two numbers, ignore these, and find the the five that catch on a number. Four of these will end in the same digit, i.e, 1, 11, 21, and 31, the fifth end with a different digit, and the is the third number in the combination. This means that given the knowledge, time, and patience, anyone can find the combination and open your lock. But then so can anyone with a pair of bolt cutters, a hacksaw, or maybe even a hammer. These are three (US) dollar locks. They have many useful applications, but they are not high security locks. Plan your usage accordingly.

(i am sure this is just because they lost THEIR combination)

Defeating DVR-MS

How defeat DVR-MS copy protection

(ooh, i am going to tell on you!)

Password Reset Email

Thank you for contacting us regarding your user name and password.

Your user name is: KIMBERLY
Your password has been reset to: mos447

Please let me know if you have any trouble logging on.
Sincerely,
Josh Milner

(hey josh, i can't remember what site this is for. can you help me out?)

Neiman-Marcus Cookie Recipe / Chain Letter

NEIMAN-MARCUS COOKIES (Recipe may be halved)>>>> 1 cup butter>> 12 oz. chocolate chips>> 2 cups flour>> 1 cups brown sugar>> 1 tsp. soda>> 1/2 tsp. salt>> 1 cups sugar>> 4 oz. Hershey Bar (grated)>> 2 1/2 cups blended oatmeal>> 2 eggs>> 1 tsp. baking powder>> 1 tsp. vanilla>> 1 1/2 cups chopped nuts (your choice)>>>> Measure oatmeal, and blend in a blender to a fine>> powder. Cream the butter and both sugars. Add eggs and vanilla, mix>> together with flour, oatmeal, salt, baking powder, and soda. Add>> chocolate chips, Hershey Bar, and nuts. Roll into balls, and place two>> inches apart on a cookie sheet.>>>> Bake for 10 minutes at 375 degrees. Makes 55 cookies.>>>>>> PLEASE READ THE RECIPE AND SEND IT TO EVERY PERSON YOU KNOW WHO HAS AN>>E-MAIL ADDRESS! THIS IS REALLY TERRIFIC!!

(send it to at least ten people or you will have bad cookies!)

Porn Star Passion

http://pornstarpassion.blogspot.com/

(get the bookmarks (favorites) ready)

TapiRex Help

TapiRex is not communicating with your modem directly. It only communicates to the TAPI drivers, which have to be correct. So i am not familar with all the settings in the inf-files.Perhaps this site could help you: http://www.talkingcallerid.com/ModemDriver.htm (not from me, no guarantee).

(i want a guarantee!)

Opportunities

I've had about all the buying opportunities I can stand. I am looking forward to a selling opportunity.

(amen my brother (or sister))

Personal Email from Greece

Hey ther Roberta!
Hows it going in good old Hammer Lake? Long time no talk. Whats new? U working hard? Hows the house going?Im still in Greece! Just spent a month in Crete - awesome! Working in a bar there. Also did a road trip around Crete - out of this world!I even learnt how to ride a motorbike! You would be so proud! Except Im a little short and couldnt touch the ground with my feet so I had to have someone sit behind me to hold the bike up!! So my new mission it to get my licence and buy a bike!!!! Cant waitSo wots new? Any great parties? Gossip? Any men worth mentioning? Any sick Aussies?...Kimxx

(good luck with the bike Kimxx)

Marketing Coordinator Contact Info

Mohd Ali Esfandiary Marketing Coordinator
NTWO FX IT NetworksOffice: 97142967444
Fax: 97142967404
Cell: 971504959307
Primary Email: ae@ntwo.ae
Secondary Email: ae@n2fx.ae
Website: www.n2cm.com

(happy friday Mohd Ali Esfandiary)

Jessica Simpson Drunk Photo

http://www.tampabaydrunks.com/celebs/Jessica_Simpson_001.jpg

(it was bound to end up on someone's clipboard)

Answer Key

AnalogiesWord AssociationsVocabIn ContextChoosing theRight MeaningAntonyms WordFamiliesTwo-WordCompletions1. a2. b3. c4. b5. b6. a7. a8. d9. c10. c11. c12. b13. b14. d15. c16. c17. b18. a 1. d2. a3. d4. b5. c6. c7. a8. d9. b10. d11. b12. d13. c14. a15. a16. d17. b18. b19. a20. d1. c2. b3. a4. b5. d6. c1. a2. b3. c4. d5. b 1. a2. b3. d4. a5. a6. c7. b8. b9. d10. c11. c12. d13. a14. c15. b16. c1.harass 2.coerce 3.exhilarate 4.adulterate 5.feasible 6.scrutinize 7.adroit 8.opulent 9.delete 10.benevolent 11.alienate 12.warily 13.perpetuate 14.urbane 15.tentative 16.jeopardy 17.intimation 18.punitive 19.negligible 20.bereft1. a2. c3. d4. c5. d6. b

(where is the one for SAT's?)

Poisonous Lollypop

Poisonous Lollypop

(pleasant)

Sage Question

1st, this is a strange one to me, and a search of the forums didn't seem to turn up anything... Can anyone explain why, starting with Sage 3.0 Beta 07 (I think) I now have a Frame-Per-Second counter in the upper right-hand corner of my screen? It's a yellow 30 when playing back videos, and when roaming the Sage menus, it's a red 2...

(let me know if you see a green 10)

Jeans Described

here a a fab pair of jeans size 7-8 years 24" waistfunky frayed design down each leg, 2 front pockets. inside leg measures 25" back of jeans dont have fraying, they are plain jean with 1 back pocket and a darker denim patch where the other pocket should go (supposed to be like that) frayed 12" bottoms

(as long as they are "supposed to be like that")

Superman = Giant Space Moron

Atomic Ross:In my version of the story, Lex goes on to become the hero; showing the triumph of human will and ingenuity to defeat a giant space moron that has superpowers.

(interesting version Atomic Ross, are you related to Atom?)

Trash Talk

Hey Pimpett, hope your enjoying that undefeated record, because it's over after this week. You are in a fantasy thinking your going to even make the playoffs with that sorry ass broke dick team of yours. Hope mama's got some ice packs ready for ya after I get through slamming that fore-and-aft head of yours off the headboard.

("sorry broke dick teams" says it all)

Server Name

bonehed.lcs.mit.edu

(i wonder if it is named after the admin?)