Talini's Birthday

Can you believe it? Talini, our polar bear cub, will celebrate her first birthday this November. She has grown a lot during her first year and now weighs 240 lbs. Talini and her mom, Bärle, are thriving out on exhibit at the Arctic Ring of Life. Talini enjoys all sorts of foods including specially formulated polar bear chow, fish, apples, pears, carrots, and sweet potatoes. Watermelons proved to be a favorite treat for both Bärle and Talini this summer. A big birthday celebration is set for Saturday November 19, 2005. Come out to the Zoo and see Talini and Bärle enjoy special birthday treats!!

(i hope talini did not eat any of the guests)

Wedding Shower Invite

The dresses all fit and the wedding is planned.
With family and friends there, the day will be grand.
So to help pass the time till she throws her bouquet,
We’re having a shower, a luncheon soiree…

Please join us in showering Kristin Marsala with love and best wishes at a party in her honor on Sunday, January 15, 2006 at One o’clock in the afternoon

Hosted by Jennifer Marsala and Lorraine Baker At the home of Lee Squires

9685 Elkhorn Road
Las Vegas, Nevada 89149
RSVP to Jennifer at 323.428.6880

(gotz some mad rhymin skillz)

The Truth

The Truth is that DISH Pulled the Plug on Women and on Lifetime Networks, Just Like They've Done to Other Networks Many Times Before

(i could care less about dish and lifetime networks, and that's the truth)

Patrolman Data

Patrolman William VanDerTulip
8/2/1993
20112004
141-56-**** <-- being nice
January 31, 1963
**** Jager Road <-- being nice
Sandyston NJ <-- being nice
973-948-****
none
Ptl.126633545-7617157.50161.50171.00121.50144.00

(being super nice today because it is a patrolman)

Order 1061

Lew,

I have received my 2006 bill for annual dues and it states that my 2005 assessment had not been paid. I paid the assessment on-line back in October. The order number was 1061 on October 16th. Please drop me a message when you have verified the payment and the records are updated. I was planning on using the on line payment for my dues as well but the total there also reflects the extra $125.00.

Thanks for your help,
Jim Roady
Member

(member of what? the "not paid your dues club"?)

Fort Numbers

Fort Health 300/300(100%)
Population 3,329
Army Size 3,015
Offense 7,232,652
Defense 1,903,631
Spy Offense 491,931
Spy Defense 309,106

(glad to hear that the fort is healthy)

Kick in the Nuts

i watched war of the worlds (good) mr. and mrs. smith (ok) and serenity (like a kick in the nuts) but yeah my thumbs deff. better today.your story reminds me of a weezer music video i saw.

(weezer videos rule)

Golf Buggy Quote

----Original Message-----
From: webmaster@golfbuggyhire.co.uk [mailto:webmaster@golfbuggyhire.co.uk]
Sent: Wednesday, December 21, 2005 10:46 AM
To: mowick.ltd@btinternet.com
Subject: Quotation Order from www.golfbuggyhire.co.uk

You have received a Quotation request from Ms D Wheeler at Royal Cornwall Hospital NHS TrustCustomer Details

Date Sent: 21 December 2005 at 10:45:34
Name: Ms D Wheeler
Job Title: Patient Experience Coordinator
Company Name: Royal Cornwall Hospital NHS Trust
Address: Royal Cornwall Hospital, Truro, Cornwall
Postcode: TR1 3LJ
Telephone Number: 01872 253721
Mobile Number:
Fax Number:
Email Address: Deborah.Wheeler@rcht.cornwall.nhs.uk
Venue DetailsName: Royal Cornwall Hospital
Location: Royal Cornwall Hospital
Postcode: TR1 3LJ
Contact at Venue:
Contact's Mobile No:
Preferred Delivery: at
Preferred Collection: at
Products

Product Code Product Name Engine Type Hire From To No
B-4ST Four seat people mover buggy Petrol 1/1/2006 1/1/2007 1

Price Quoted (inc. VAT): £11,356.26

(no sarcasm, too tired)

Reciprocation

Kanika Mittal: and frankly i dont find the reciprocation i need i you many times

(time to go look somewhere else kanika)

Answerback

9436881
31.469441732 / 1999491
7.34
PLEASE SAVE THIS ANSWERBACK AS YOUR RECORD OF STOCKING GUIDE STATUS.QUESTIONS REGARDING THE RSG PROCESS SHOULD BE DIRECTED TO YOUR AREA PARTS MANAGER.END ANSWERBACK

(what would the world do without answerbacks?)

Registrar Grades

University of Hartford, Office of the Registrar Grades for: Stephen R. Paul
167 Greenwood Street East Hartford, CT 06118
Student Information Term: Fall Term 2005
Degree: BS in Engineering
Major: Biomedical Engineering
Level: Undergraduate
Academic Standing:
Course Work - Undergraduate CRN Subject

Crse Sec Campus Title Grade Attempt Hours Earned Hours GPA Hours Quality Points 18902 BE 301 001 Main Campus Biomechanics B 3.00 3.00 3.00 9.00
19203 BE 381 001 Main Campus Biomed Eng Seminar II P 1.00 1.00 .00 .00
21577 BE 460 001 Main Campus Biomed Eng Design Project A 3.00 3.00 3.00 12.00
20467 BE 480 001 Main Campus Biomed.Engr.Capstone Resrch I A- 3.00 3.00 3.00 11.01 21226 M 344 001 Main Campus Adv. Engineering Mathematics B 3.00 3.00 3.00 9.99

Summary for Undergraduate Attempt
Hours Earned Hours GPA Hours Quality Points GPA
Current: 13.00 13.00 12.00 42.00 3.50
Cumulative: 90.00 90.00 88.00 231.62 2.63
Transfer: .00 15.00 .00 .00 .00
Overall: 90.00 105.00 88.00 231.62 2.63

Skip to top of page Release: 3.2.2

(looks like Stephen is not making it out to the bars enough)

Making Real Money

Hi Everyone,

Happy New Year

f you are interested in Making Real Money, with in a real online business venture, please visit www.nauticahomebiz.com. You will not regret it. Everyone who started their business has made a significant amount of money. Please remember scared money, makes no money.All the best to you.

Good luck

See you all on the other side
Kissy all the best to you
Michael Serlo

Keep updating your photos.
You look Marvelous

(no thanks, i am only interested in making fake money)

I am Very Hot

I have brown hair and brown eyes and very muscular and i have well toned arms and stomach and i am very hot

(may be hot, but i am guessing stupid)

International Shipping Industry

Thanks for the note. I work in the international shipping industry and have done so my entire career. Started in NYC out of college and moved around the country since. Its been a good career that I enjoy and it offers a good life so I have little to complain about. I have just one child who lives in Austin with her mother. Brooke/10 is a wonderful little girl that everyone loves....me too. She is with me on alternate weekends, holidays and during a good part of the summer. She is now a little person so our conversations are usually great fun. I live in the Galleria area and love it. My office is 10 blocks away and I am pretty central to everything in the city. That would include you, no matter where you live in town.

(you're welcome)

I'll Kill

I'll kill any fucker who does this to my girl or any girl

(depending on the circumstance of this comment, it may be warranted)

No Children Please

Amy Miachelle Kim and James Robert Davis invite you to share a day of happiness as they begin a life of love on Saturday, the fourth of March two thousand and six at four thirty in the afternoon

Grand Tradition Fallbrook, California
Reception immediately following
No children please

(hope you are paying for the babysitters)

Online Check Payment

Thank you for your payment.Remember to enter the check number and amount in your checkbook and to void and destroy the printed check.Visa xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-8745 Date Submitted 01/01/2006 09:19AM Check Number 2212 Payment Amount $ 80.00 Checking Account Bank US BANK, NAHWY 80, FANCY FARM, KY 42039-9603 ABA Routing Number xxxxx0363 Checking Account Number xxxxxxxx8176 Confirmation Number 3793936

(gee, i don't know why they started using x's for online display)

We Can All Change

Attitudes can be adjusted. A community can change. A nation can change. The world can change.

(reminds me of the end of Rocky IV)

Classified Ad Request

Thank you for your Classified ad request. Here is a copy of your ad. Please print* this page as a receipt. Your classified ad request has been received andwill be processed in the next 24 business hours.A classified representative will contact you at the time you specified for your payment information. * - To print PC - (Press Ctrl p) MAC - (Press Apple Key p)

Newspaper(s) email: cservice@theexpositor.com
Name: Matthew Bar** <-- (being nice)
Date: 12/30/2005 3:46:46 PM
Address: 101 Carlton St.
Apt./RR/Site:
Telephone Number: 905-328-5*** <-- (being nice)
Call me at: 11 AM
Town: St. Catharines
Postal Code: L2R 1R2
Email: majabar@yahoo.com
Ad start date: 03/01/2006
Number of days: 1
Category: Announcements
AD CONTENT: WHITE-Frederick Douglas I would like to say thanks to Dr. Trevor and the staff at the Brantford General Hospital, C7 Paliative Care Unit. Thank you for making my dad's last few days easier. A special thanks to Susan Butler for being so caring and helpful.

Sincerely,
Matthew Barnes

(if only more people took the time to say thank you)

Hints & Tips

Hint: Find Legendary Pokemon
G
roudon: Only available in Pokemon Ruby, in the Cave of Origin in Sootopolis City.

Kyogre: Only available in Pokemon Sapphire, in the Cave of Origin in Sootopolis City.

Latios/Latias: You can obtain Latios after beating the elite four in Ruby, and Latias after beating the elite four in Sapphire. You can also get the other bird (Latias in Ruby, and Latios in Sapphire) at the Southern Island.

Rayquaza: You can capture this Level 70 Pokemon by surfing to the tower east of Pacifidlog Town and then traveling to the top (mach bike required).

Tip: Don't use the Master Ball on Groudon or Kyogre. Use it on Latios or Latias instead. Capture Groudon, Kyogre, and Rayquaza with Ultra, Net, or Timer Balls.

Submitted by DaBomb

(i know some of you have been dying for this)

Standings

1 Team Nigeria 49-31-0 .613 - 7-3-0 1 2
2 mightymen 49-31-0 .613 - 5-5-0 8 4
3 Return of Wagamama 47-33-0 .588 2 7-3-0 3 14
4 dapheel 45-33-2 .575 3 5-5-0 9 85
5 SmellyAsparagus 44-34-2 .563 4 7-3-0 11 17
6 Ku Tang Klan 41-37-2 .525 7 7-3-0 10 6
7 Gordon Rules 40-39-1 .506 8.5 3-7-0 5 17
8 Green Machine 38-41-1 .481 10.5 3-7-0 6 20
9 Frosties 35-44-1 .444 13.5 5-5-0 7 27
10 ;) 32-48-0 .400 17 3-7-0 12 16
11 Furious Poo 30-47-3 .394 17.5 3-7-0 2 11
12 GirlPower 23-55-2 .300 25 5-5-0 4 34

(nice team name #10)

20 Girls Over

well the guy said last night he should find a girl like his girlfriend (the guy he's hanging otu with) he does every drug in the book, drinks way to much, always has like 20 girls over, and i know how most guys are when they are influenced by their friends

(there is a lot of drugs in that book)

Car 54

who: Emma
car: s13 silvia
plates: EXI73
where: Sunnybank, Milton

(go get emma guys)

Something

عضو مبتدىء سجل في: 24/09/2005البلد: Egypt الحالة: غير متواجد المشاركات: 13 اعتمدت المشاركة في : 01/01/2006 عند 23:18 | خاص بالإدارة -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- بس لازم كلنا نسانده دلوقتى يا ويست وبعدها نحاسبهلعل انجاز 98 يتكرر مرة اخرى

(yup, something)

Stay With the Girls

manuel says:i was livin wit 4 girls b4 then
Will says:no way!!
Will says:howd u manage that!
Will says:and more importantly, why u living with guys now - id have stayed with the girls!

(manuel thinks you are cute will)

Here's Your Stupid Sign

Here's your sign, Here's your sign, Here's your stupid sign
You acted dumb, so have some fun and wear your stupid sign
Oh! Here's your sign, Here's your sign, Here's your stupid sign
you lost your mind, so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign

(in case you have no idea what the above means)

Go Naked

Bare midriffs, halter tops, muscle shirts (shirts with huge arm openings), mesh shirts, tank tops, spaghetti strap shirts or dresses, see-through shirt/blouses, low cut shirts/blouses, bicycle shorts, short shorts, body suits, slashed/cut-up/tight jeans, pajamas and sagging pants are not acceptable. Shirts that advertise or portray tobacco products, alcohol, drugs, violence, or have slogans that are deemed offensive or not in good taste should not be worn to school. Chains or any other dog/animal paraphernalia are inappropriate and should not be worn to school.Caps, hats, sunglasses, bandanas, or head coverings are not to be worn in the building. All clothing worn should be neat, clean, and demonstrate self-respect.

(there goes my tigtht jack daniels pajamas i was going to wear)

Just Smile Back

:::.Scøtty.::: Leah says:wat u done the day ?/ Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel my pain Just smile back... says:went to billys for a drink thn went out

(actually "feel the pain" -- dinosaur jr.)

Wasted Man

we are carrying all these beers in the middle of the street thinkin we gettin caught for sure so we made it to airs house divided them .started drinking i was definatly the most wasted man i was fucked .adn then i forget everything that happened at airs pretty much

(are you still drunk?)

Juxtaposing the Coca Cola Picture

Coca Cola's style of marketing is similar to Disney's, because there is no violence and everything is happy and peaceful. Their audience is also families because anyone can drink coca cola and is not restricted to certain ages. The Benetton ads may only be understood by those over 16 because the images that they send are to do with the reality of the world and aren't fictional and sugar-coated to look better. Toscani's posters tell the world like it is, not because of economical failure (with the exception of war and Death Row), but because of nature. The best example would be the multi-racial poster that he produced in the early eighties of babies of different ethnic origins hugging. The iconography on show has a level of emotion that the human understands, and will drive them into buying the products. Maybe if Toscani had not Juxtapositioned the handcuff poster there would have been a better understanding of the meaning that the poster was supposed to bring. Juxtaposing the Coca Cola picture may have not made much difference because it is self-explanatory that the person is a man and it best to leave it a mystery that it is.

(too much to read)

Reverse Taxi

i got in a taxi right i i got him to reverse all the way there, when i got there he owed me money

(OK man, whatever you say)

Coked Up Blondes

Domain Name: COKEDUPBLONDES.NET
Registrar: TUCOWS INC.

(this above information is actually correct. that is one way of distributing software)

Paris Got Naked

hkwallece2: its ok i only watched cuz u said paris got naked liar
JackATTAK555: lol she was almost i just really wanted to watch it

(does your mother's know what you boys are watching?)