WE ARE BASEBALL PLAYERS

"WE ARE THE BEST KIND OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. WE ARE THE COCKIEST, DIRTIEST, MOST IRRESPONSIBLE GROUP OF ATHLETES IN THE UNIVERSE. WE WILL BOOZE AT LEAST 3 TIMES A WEEK AND PRETEND WE ARE STILL DEDICATED. WE'RE NOT AFRAID TO LIVE THE DREAM UNTIL WE'RE 35 AND THEN REALIZE WE NEVER MADE IT ANYWHERE. LADIES LOVE US. GUYS WANT TO BE US. WE ARE THE SOUL OF THE UNIVERSE. WE ARE BASEBALL PLAYERS."

(i am guessing that the author is a huge baseball fan, found here)