Teen Speak?

lPtt lP駧-.WoRth-MiLLion$.- says:well i bette go and get eady fo my date

lol says:oh date?

lol says:tell

lPtt lP駧-.WoRth-MiLLion$.- says:he is goin to obina high next y he is a f iend of my family he is 12 and he lives ac oss the oad f om b ittney i go and c him when i go to b ittney's

lPtt lP駧-.WoRth-MiLLion$.- says:oh and he asked pe mis n f om my dad to take me to the movies and he said if i c anything i like he eill buy it fo me

lPtt lP駧-.WoRth-MiLLion$.- says:he may not me hot o anything but i eally like him

lol says:awh how sweet

lPtt lP駧-.WoRth-MiLLion$.- says:i no

lol says:

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(my head hurts)