My Mind Is Corrupt

12/15/05 I am a hackor I spilt beer on my PC,now I am no longer cool.My computers fried I cannot access my porn,what will I do now?I can type really fast But now I have no arms left,My job let me go .American people tend to get slow They depend on spell check and its beginning to show People need to understand To make dictionaries become more in demand Stop relying on computers and the more you know.Beer, butts and Pink Floyd We will do anything to fill the void Talking about things in the past and how we wished memories would last Then the weekend ends, and we get annoyed!I have a project due in 4 days I believe I should start it but I'm in a haze Criminal justice report must be cleared by the teacher,I now chat with friends like a preacher my mind is corrupt as if in a maze.

(i want some of what he's having please)