Have A Wit About Her

I would like to meet a girl, no scratch that. I would like to meet a woman who is down to earth and can take a joke, and it wouldn't hurt if she was downright beautiful as well. She also has to have a wit about her, I can't stand talking to someone who isn't on at least the same level as me intellectually. It's annoying. Anyway, they also have to be well cultured, if you know what I mean. Not afraid to try some new things either. Too much attitude is also a major turn off. As I stated, down to earth, calm, chill, relaxed!

(i would suggest a mannequin for yourself, fits most of your needs)