Find a girl who calls you a pimp...

Find a girl who calls you a pimp instead of handsome, who doesn't call you and fuss when she is on her period, who will lie on the couch with you and watch a football game, or will stay awake just to listen to you snore...wait for the girl who kisses your bird dog, who wants to show you to the world when you're in your camoflauge, who thinks your just as pretty without your horse shirt on . One who is constantly reminding you how much she cares about your farming and deerhunting and how lucky she is to have you.....The one who turns to her friends and says, ""THAT'S HIM"".....

(or for most of you, just find a girl)