Chain E-mail Sucks

HAHAHAHAHA now u'll have bad luck for 900 days and wont have a girlfriend/ boyfriend for 3 years unless you repost it with any of these titles:

1.)My X-Boyfriend turned out to be Gay!
2.)He told me i was ugly!
3.)I am no longer a virgin!
4.)I'm gonna be a mommy!
5.)I'm gonna be a daddy!
6.)My ass hurts!
7.)I finally got my tongue pierced!*pix*
8.)I think I might be Gay!
9.)I think my brother is gay!
10.)Im so happy.....i saw him/her today!!!
11.)I think my sister is a lesbo..
12.)mY BOOBS HURt

(i think all the above are true of the creator of the chain e-mail)