Wait for the Girl

"Wait for the girl who calls you an asshole instead of sweet, who won't call 10 times a day, who will lie in your bed while watching espn and wont talk. Wait for the girl who kisses your ass, just to get some ass, who doesn't bitch about an all guys night. One who is constantly coming back to you when she realizes its 3 AM and she's got nothing else and how lucky she is that you're desperate. The one that turns to her friends and says, "Yeah, He's tappin my ass."

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