APA Thing

I still go to an example every time I use it to make sure that I am putting all the information in, and in the correct order. I am sure it will only get easier though. I don't think you will ever stop comparing your references to the examples. I think it would be almost impossible to remember all the different rules. I surely hope that the APA doesn't assume we would. Also the examples are important because I have noticed that the APA is always making adjustments in formats. Usually when a new type of reference comes out but they are also finding questions from writers that they hadn't thought of before. The actual book published by APA is not a small book there must be so much more to learn on it!

(i need a beer)

Why is the sky blue?

A clear cloudless day-time sky is blue because molecules in the air scatter blue light from the sun more than they scatter red light. When we look towards the sun at sunset, we see red and orange colours because the blue light has been scattered out and away from the line of sight.

(now you know, and knowing is half the battle)

Adult Trivia

ADULT TRIVIA......

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLESFOR ?
A: ITS BRAILLE FOR "SUCK HERE."

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: IT IS THE SAME AS A FRENCH KISS, BUT ONLY DOWN UNDER.

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: MELT THEM DOWN, MAKE A TIRE, AND CALL IT A GOODYEAR.

Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: WHEN THEY COME THEY'RE WILD AND WET, BUT WHEN THEY GO,THEY TAKE YOUR HOUSE AND CAR WITH THEM.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE ANY BALLS TO SCRATCH!

(lmao, maybe not, well at least a chuckle)

Another Email

i was sent an email telling me my order was not in stock. my order number is 2007339. my order date was 9/17/05 I live in arcata in humboldt county. when should i be expecting my speakers to arrive. thanks grifin anderson

(hey griffin, they should be there any day now)

Chinese Proverbs

Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

(ahh, the ancient wisdom of the chinese)

Gibberish

SAY MEOW U COPYKAT!!!quit being a COPYMEOW kays..?it'll be gd fer u...GET A LYFE KKAYS!!!c0pyrightted; l||l||l||l||l tengg`- http://so-insane.blogspot.com=))

(u need to get a lyfe, kkays!)

Event Log Entry

Event Type:Information
Event Source:Tcpip
Event Category:None
Event ID:4201
Date:9/21/2005
Time:12:10:02 AM
User:N/A
Computer:HOME
Description:The system detected that network adapter \DEVICE\TCPIP_{0B41F077-DA3D-4942-AF07-52866AF0A2B2} was connected to the network, and has initiated normal operation over the network adapter.For more information, see Help and Support Center at http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/events.asp.Data:0000: 00 00 00 00 02 00 50 00 ......P.0008: 00 00 00 00 69 10 00 40 ....i..@0010: 02 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 ........0018: 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 ........0020: 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 ........

(fascinating!)

ToPrague Confirmation & Itenerary

Dear Jasmina Apostoloska thank you for your order. PLEASE, CONFIRM US THE RECEIPT OF THIS MESSAGE AND THAT YOU AGREE ON ALL CONDITIONS. We hereby confirm your transfer CONFIRMATION no.: 21325 transfer from Airport Ruzyne transfer to Hostel Junior check in: 22.9.2005 time of arrival: 16:05 flight / train: 847 type of transfer: Car for 1-3 persons number of persons: 2 back transfer: No total price: 600 CZK Payment in cash direcly to driver. Driver will be waiting for you at Arrival Hall of Airport Prague directly in front of exit from Customs Zone (at the Meeting point of train station) in dates above, with the nameplate with your name. All details about your back transfer (if you require it) you can settle directly with taxi driver. If you have a problem to find him, call on 420-603412336 (Tomas - our contract transporter). Cancellation conditions :If not cancelled THREE or more days before arrival, and if you don't arrive,the amount for 100% of your transfer will be charged to your credit card. YOUR RESERVATION IS CONSIDERED OBLIGATORY, IF YOU WANTTO CANCEL IT, PLEASE, LET US KNOW IN TIME! Thank you for your order and I wish you a pleasant stay.

Jan Mestic TOPRAGUE Czech Republice-mail: reservation@toprague.czfax: 420-224162329http: www.toprague.cz , www.guideprague.com, www.accommodation-prague.net , www.hotels-prague.us

(have a good trip Jasmina)

Phentermine Order

Your order has been processed. Your order number is UPH09200512204738. Product(s) Item Price Quantity Item Total(s) Phentermine: 15mg (30 capsules) Regular: $149.00On Sale: $99.00 1 $99.00 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Total Items: 1 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sub Total: $99.00 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Additional Shipping Cost: $0.00 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Total Price: $99.00
Payment Method: Pay by Credit Card
Name:Mindy Lea?? <-- (being nice)
Address:3700 Preston Rd

(phentermine is an appetite suppressant and a damn expensive one at that)

IM Chat

Blindside300 (4:27:23 PM): hopefully by the end of that day you'll know me a little better
DixieSweety6 (4:28:32 PM): awwwwwwe!
DixieSweety6 (4:28:50 PM): watcha gonna say?
DixieSweety6 (4:28:59 PM): lol
JuLeS32808 (4:29:01 PM): i just said yeah
DixieSweety6 (4:29:04 PM): awwwwwwwwwe!
JuLeS32808 (4:29:17 PM):
JuLeS32808 (4:26:53 PM): as long as im by my chicken too
DixieSweety6 (4:29:24 PM): lmao!
DixieSweety6 (4:29:33 PM): what did he think about that
JuLeS32808 (4:29:53 PM): he just said okay
DixieSweety6 (4:30:00 PM): lol
DixieSweety6 (4:30:02 PM): aawwwwwwwwwwe!
JuLeS32808 (4:30:33 PM):
DixieSweety6 (4:30:44 PM): aawwwwwwwwwwwe
DixieSweety6 (4:30:46 PM): julie!!!!1
DixieSweety6 (4:30:49 PM): awwwwwwwwe!!!!!!
DixieSweety6 (4:30:53 PM): u guys r so sweet!
JuLeS32808 (4:30:59 PM): lol y?
DixieSweety6 (4:31:33 PM): cause thats just so cute!!!
JuLeS32808 (4:31:40 PM): lol
JuLeS32808 (4:31:42 PM): umm thanks?

(that is soooooo cute)

PDF Listing

below is a list of some of the pdf's that have come across on the clipboard:

http://www.motelab.org/papers/sn-culler.pdf
http://home.comcast.net/~ucsb/78-series.pdf
http://trifinite.org/Downloads/21c3_Bluetooth_Hacking.pdf
http://www.grand-illusions.com/images/dragon.pdf
http://www.mds.com/Support/Nexperia/_DVE-2.pdf
http://oniya.ld.infoseek.co.jp/craft/car_delta_1.pdf
http://www.toool.nl/bumping.pdf
http://site.gridconnect.com/docs/MaxStream/XBee_Manual_GC.pdf

Parlez-vous Français?

Bonjour, Je suis hors du pays jusqu'à la fin du mois. Je pourrai vous rencontrer à mon retour. Envoyez-moi unmessage demandant un rendez-vs au début de la semaine du 3 octobre. Cordialement Alain Lapointe

(i know i don't)

Top Secret

RTRV-T3::1177:EGH; ATLNGAUSK32 05-09-18 02:17:25M EGH COMPLD "1177:TYPE=CST:OOSCDE=AIS,FMT=M23,GOS=1,ALM=ALW,ALMPF=1,
XBIT=YELLOW,AISTYPE=SST,PARITY=LINE,MAP=ASYNC,PASUSP=OFF,
PARTNAME=UASPART:PST=IS-NR";|RTRV-COND-T3::1177:EGH;
ATLNGAUSK32 05-09-18 02:17:27M EGH COMPLD;|RTRV-PM-T3::1177:EGH::ALL;
ATLNGAUSK32 05-09-18 02:17:28M EGH COMPLD;|RTRV-PM-T3::1177:EGH::ALL,,,,1-DAY; ATLNGAUSK32 05-09-18 02:17:30M EGH COMPLD

(well maybe not)

Email of the Week III

Megan.Dykhuizen@high-flyer.com

(just an interesting last name)

Logo Email

Hey Alan,

Thank you for your time and input, this is the most current working copy of the logo design I am proposing to Chad Kee. I just need to be certain that it will be within the guidelines set for using the name "Winthrop University" and that I am not in conflict with the graphics standards. If need be I can send you another copy of the final accepted logo when I get it back from Chad if there are any major changes made.

Thanks,
Dan McMahon
Graphics Coordinator Office of Multicultural Student Life

(watch out for those graphics standards, they're nasty)
(dan must have a long business card with that title)

Hungover Jack

Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirin next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirin, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping -- Love you!" He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?" "Well, you came home after 3 A.ME., drunk and out of your mind. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door." "So, why is everything in such perfect order

(can be found in its entirety here)

Definition: Yada yada yada

Usually repeated; "yada, yada, yada". Is to action what blah is to spoken words.

("No, I didn't - I mentioned the lobster bisque")

The Paralegal

The Paralegal will support the insurance regulatory practice of the Corporate Group with legal research, regulatory filings, and related data and document management.

(sounds like a fun job)

Translation Needed

สวัสดีจ๊ะ น้องๆ JSTP เนื่องจากสำนักงานมีการปรับปรุงสถานที่ทำงานใหม่ ฝ่ายเราเลยมีการขยับขยายที่นั่งทำงาน จากเดิมที่พี่ๆนั่งในห้อง ตอนนี้พวกพี่ๆย้ายออกมานั่งข้างนอกห้องแล้วจ๊ะ เบอร์โทรศัพท์ก็เปลี่ยนตามนี้จ๊ะ โทร 02-564-7000 เบอร์ต่อ ตามข้างล่างพี่จุ๋ม 1430พี่เอ 1431พี่เอ๋ 1432พี่เบ้ง/พี่หนุ่ม 1434พี่นิด 1435พี่นัท 1436พี่อ้อย 1437พี่แหม่ม 1438 ส่วน email ยังเหมือนเดิมจ๊ะ พี่เอ :-)

(bassi we need your help)

Lincoln_man Buys Camera

Just purchased Dakota PV2 Red from Wolf Camera online (18.99). Model 41Firmware 6430Hardware 06Type ID 27Changed0x68F9 01>020x6ADD 27>240x6A93 44>46Using Vickers CVS Red camera mods I was sucessful in building a cable from a centronicsconnecter(parallel cable)and using all the tools called for I sucessfully modded thecamera on first go around. I am using a modified Che-Ez Foxz2 driver and Irfanview the pictures come out great. Also I used PV2Tool206 with no problems downloading and flashing the firmware.Many thanks to all on this board for the info. This is a great place. Lincoln_man(Which means I have a 1953 Lincoln)

(this is a great place Lincoln_man, thanks)

Pictures, Pictures, Pictures

this is a list of some of the photo urls that have been captured from clipboards

http://christeens.pm-ws.de/v3.3/community/ownhomes/pics/9849.jpg
http://duff.dk/wrt54gs/pics/Complete_VGA_Setup.jpg
http://i21.thottbot.com/m/b/wow_361438.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v127/doubletap71/Indianapolis Colts/DSC01799.jpg
http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/968/clipboard016iz.jpg
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8018/905/1600/illusion.jpg
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/116/940/480/pervert2.jpg
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/55/3348/1024/IMG_7467.jpg
http://watchmymovie.net/wizscrap.JPG
http://www.duff.dk/wrt54gs/pics/07_Finished_product.jpg
http://www.genesoc.com/pictures/cmsimages/tech/graphedit.jpg
http://www.jvcmusic.co.jp/soilpimp/discography/images/VICL-61566s.jpg
http://www.venus.com.ar/gl/fotos/2004/03/03/01.jpg

New Cell Number

I've finally changed my cell number. Please update all your records, speed-dials, and 3x5 cards :-) 206-947-0028 This will go on my new business card for ProgrammableWeb.

(i knew you could do it!)

Customer Service

Customer Service provides a toll free number for customer inquires. Most questions can be answered during the initial call. Some questions may require research, and in such cases the Customer Service department strives to answer any question within one business day. Customer Service also provides and an after-hours voice mail service in which customer may leave comments and receive a response the following day. During the past year a database has been created which captures all data pertaining to customer interactions. An executive reporting mechanism is being developed that will keep management informed of customer issues.

(i want an executive reporting mechanism)

The Non-PC Duck Rhyme

Awe shucky ducky quack quack niggas ain't knowing how to act

(i don't write it folks, i just copy and paste)

Politics & Military Force

Slept in til 7am today. The police and military still control the streets and they're patrolling in force by vehicle -- you can see this on the cam. A lot of people have asked about the vehicles and who's in them. They're all police vehicles now -- commandeered. Let me address the political situation for a moment. I noticed that the responses I've been getting on the blog and the stuff I've been reading in the mainstream media has become very politicized. I'm not going to get into politics here -- I'm just going to do my work and then report what I see and hear throughout the day. If you guys want to play Democrat vs Republican vs Independent, go right ahead, but I'm really weary of the permanent election season this country's turned into. Honestly, these are politicians you guys are getting so excited about. Politicians. As far as I'm concerned, I don't trust people who want to tell other people how to spend their money and what they can read or see on television and what they can do in the privacy of their own homes. There's no way I'm going to feel comfortable supporting someone who thinks he knows what's best for the rest of "society" and is willing to use force and the threat of force to make others fall into line.

(this is why you should not get up so early)

Another Chain Letter

From: ONEPNKPRINCESS@aol.com
To: koolkatkelsey1992@hotmail.com
Subject: (no subject)
Date: Wed, 31 Aug 2005 23:39:34
EDTxhAtEuButLvUx: love you for ever.....and always to the end....i cant live without you.....because your my friend.....send this to 10 ppl in the next 5 min.........and........you will get kissed on friday by the love of your life.... DONT BREAK THE chain! your crush will ask you out. 2morow will be the best day of your life. How ever, if you dont send this to @ least 10 ppl by @ least 12:00 2nite you will have bad luck in yourlove life for the rest of your life. This is not a stupid lie or a fake. Just copy

(hope you didn't break the chain koolkatkelsey1992)

eVIN & The Mob

can use eVIN to track every vehicle registered to any members of organized crime under investigation.

(watch out corleone family)

TV Violence

Most television violence is glorified

(no way, i don't believe it)

Canadian Katrina Help

How people have lived their lives in prior to "Katrina" is irrelevant. What you have right now are fellow human beings in a desperate situation.I can only hope that your federal governement (please read George W. Bush) will accept the help that Paul Martin(Prime Minister) and the rest of Canada has extended. As of early this morning we have the majority of our military on standby with food and medical supplies ready and waiting for permission to assist. Perhaps pressure to accept sincere assistance in this time of need would be a far more beneficial then the continued attitude of isolationism. Our thoughts are with all those affected.

(love those canucks)

Invitation

You are invited to the opening reception; Wednesday, September 7, 5-7 pm
R.S.V.P. to the Hall Porters at 416-978-2452
Gallery Hours: Monday to Friday, 11am – 7pm
Saturday and Sunday, 1pm – 4pm
Hope to see you there!
Yours,
Lise

(i am so there Lise!)

Mental Beat-Off?

Yes Eddie once again a statement of pure truth from the Pride. As for Matt, I am sure that the "Union" guys can help him out. I also do believe that this was a mere ploy to gather mental beat-off material for Matt's downtime. There is no question why Matt loves his job and why he works with so many men. Mental beat-off time while working with "the guys", naming his team male Ass-assins, in charge of the "union", this all sounds like no coincidence to me. Haagggottttttttt

(what's that crazy Matt guy up to now?)

Costume Department

Thank you for your interest in the Masqueraders' fall production, The Belle's Stategm. After reviewing your information sheet we have determined that your skills and interests would be best suited in the costume department. There will be a meeting on Tuesday, 06SEP, in the English Dept. Library starting immediately at 1530. The meeting will be for all costume and set crew and we will discuss what you can expect for the rest of the production. Should you have received this e-mail in error or do not wish to be part of this production and further, please contact me and I will remove you immediately. Thank you again for your interest and I look forward to working with you. R/E.L. CumminsENS
USNAssistant Director

(woohoo, i get to be in makeup)

The Connection?

i am from seattle and was wondering if anyone had made the "Yesler" - "Once-ler" connection... the yesler (henry yesler) was one of the "founding fathers" of Seattle. One of his many historical feats include cutting down a shitload of trees and turning this area into the industrial wasteland you see today... coincidence?... i cant stop thinking about it and i seem to be the first to make this connection... comments? proof? it will haunt me to the end of my days...

(it will haunt me too, just like that big bean burrito)

TinyURL Link

http://tinyurl.com/ar9ko

(thanks sue and paul)

Email of the Week II

ICONMedicalHelpDesk@a-t-g.com

(anybody want to drop them a note?)

Itemized Bill

Food $54,800
Beverage $10,200
Host home Sleeper homes Golf $8,700
Gift baskets, toiletries $6,500
Host-home setup $12,650
Furniture removal/storage
Linens Flowers
TOTAL $92,850

(i hope the hungry people don't eat the toiletries)