DuNt CaRe nE mOrE

;)(L)(R) iTs GoT tO a PoInT wHeRe i DuNt CaRe nE mOrE aNd ThAt i JuSt WaNnA nO (R)(L);)

(2 points for creativity)

Plenty O' Questions

1. Give me your number?
2. Let me kiss you?
3. Watch a movie with me... even a really sappy one?
4. Let me take you out to dinner?
5. Drive me somewhere/anywhere?
6. Take a shower with me?
7. Be my bf/gf?
8. Have a fling with me?
9. Listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends?
10. Buy me a drink if I didnt have money?
11. Take me home for the night?
12. Would you let me sleep in your bed?
13. Would you sing in the car with me?
14. Sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
15. Re-post this for me to answer your questions?
16. Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
17. Do you think I'm pretty, beautiful, or hot?
18. Do you like my style?
19. Do you think I'm funny?
20. Do you care about me?
21. Would you cry if I died?
22. Would you stop me if I tried to commit suicide?
23. Would you dance with me?
24. Would you sing happy birthday to me?
25. Would you take care of me if I were sick?
26. Would you cuddle with me?
27. Would you promise not to forget about me?
28. Would you lie to me to make me feel better?
29. Would you hold my hand in public?

(the answer is no to all the above)

Smack Talk

ok,so thats how u fuckers do,u think ur the shit,but ur face still looks like poo.wowwee, freddy,u gotta be fuckin wit me.u think u got the ship on lock,u got got a better chance growing a cock.all u have is a three game lead,aint no chance thats stayin good,with ray droppin silk an' dimes,damn straight im poppin wood.Freddie, r u fuckin me,lets just get back to stats,

(good luck with the cock growing)

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan exclusive nude photos

(come on people. there are much better looking people that lindsay)

Hey Ladies

any real ladies wanna chat IM me

(fake ladies need not apply)

Nothing Like Being 18

Nothing like finding a show one day, and being like... you know what? Were going to San Diego in 2 days! Nothing like being 18

(enjoy it while you can. the real world is awaiting)

Discover Card

Discover Card (Jenn)https://www.novusnet.com/discover/cgi-bin/dcstmnt?page=signon.htm
UserID: mnewton@cox.net

(way to go jenn)

Needs the Phoe

I wish i could talk longer but this town isnt technology adavanced.. there internet hasto be dial up.. so i need to go because someone needs the phoe.. but i hope all is good. and have a greatttt day cutie.. bye

(here is the phoe, ho)

11 Min of Crying

thats to bad i will cry tonight for about 11mins since we cant do somethin tonight but pretty muich you can pick a night and we can do somethin i dont work at

(enjoy your crying)

Shipment Tracking

http://shipnow.purolator.com/shiponline/track/PurolatorTrackE.asp?PINNO=BKJ0228868

(go ahead and view the link above. you can even see the signature that was used for delivery confirmation)

PayPal Scam

PO BOX 45950
Oiaha, NE 68145-0950
company PETER HARRIS
20929 DALLEY ST.JUNEE
NEW SOUTH WALES 2663AUSTRALIA

Dear Peter Harris,

You have asked us to validate your account information. We ask that you enter this confirmation number into your PayPal account as soon as possible.To help us complete this process, please follow these instructions:

1. Log in to your PayPal account at www.paypal.com
2. Click 'Confirm location' in the 'Activate Account' box on upper left hand side of page.
3. Enter the following number: (This is different to the number given to you viaemail)139041

By completing these three steps, you confirm that you receive mail at the above address. Please note that this address must be your debit or credit card billing address.If you did not sign up for an account with PayPal, please call 1-800-836-1859 to report any possible fraud.If you have any questions, simply log in to your PayPal account at www.paypal.com and click'Help.'

Thank you for using PayPal,
The PayPal Team

(unfortunately people are this gullible)

Birthday Wish

wish you could've been here yesterday. you're the only one i wanted to spend my birthday with.

(denied)

Flight Info II

Flight: Delta Air Lines flight 8494 ( non-stop ) Operated by AIRFRANCE
Depart: Paris de Gaulle, France (CDG) - AEROGARE 2 TERMINAL E Sat, Jan 07 at 01:15 PM
Arrive: Chicago-Ohare, IL (ORD) - TERMINAL 5 Sat, Jan 07 at 03:40 PM
Seat: N/A Flight
Time: 9 hrs 25 min

(viva la france, viva they blow)

Radio Workshop

Hey Laura,

I was just checking to see if you recieved my email a couple of weeks ago concerning my Radio Workshop grade. If you have any new information for me I would really appreciate it. Thanks Laura.

- Cory Helie

(--insert one smart ass comment--)

Crash Review

“Crash” — Kids, racism is really really really bad and wrong. Look, just watch this heavy, important movie about how everyone who lives in Los Angeles — all 12 of them — is super racist and awful. There. Did you watch it and pay very close attention? Good. Do you now understand the message? Because if you don’t then you’re going to have to watch it again. With Oprah. She thinks it’s as good as “Citizen Kane.” She said so on her show.Why you should see it anyway: Because it’s really funny when Hollywood decides to tackle a serious moral issue and throw star-powered weight behind something that everyone but Neo-Nazis agrees on already. To ice the Let’s Pat Ourselves on The Back Cake, they’ll probably give it Oscar too. I know the scene where Racism pushes Sandra Bullock down a flight of stairs deserves some kind of award.

(i like the last line of this piece)

Ballet Arizona Ticket Order Confirmation

Thank You!: Your order is submitted successfully. You will also receive a copy of the order through email. Click here to print a copy of the order for your record.
Ballet Arizona Ticket Order Confirmation

First Name: Barbara
Last Name: Joseph
Email: djoseph921@yahoo.com
Address: 30248 N 41st Place
City/State/Zip: Cave Creek, AZ 85331
Telephone: 480-699-1664 Order

(it doesn't get more exciting than the Arizona Ballet)

Beggin' My Butt Off

i think i'm goin til 1 am, but i'm like beggin' my butt off to stay all night

(hope you got it reattached)

Under Performing Stores

Re: under performing stores
by: gw_arsewipe 12/28/05 08:12 am
Msg: 80945 of 80981

Yes, with grocery, that is correct. I no longer have grocery items but once did and I agree. GM/HBC is more centralized and just so happens the more successful piece of the business right now.

Go figure,
albertsons
NW.

(i wish i had arsewipe in my email address)

Circuit Board Drilling

I can possibly work thursday if you need them done soon. But if not my dad said he may need help with a bread truck install and could possibly use me. If you would like them done right away he said he can take paul and I can drill the circuit boards thursday, friday and any more days it takes.

(i need them by yesterday)

If She Doesn't Flop

nikëé jaay// says:heey wactah doin for newyears
CUSACK RIP Derek says:i duno i heard allison hill is having a jam and enough ppl from marys already know about it
nikëé jaay// says:ya same
CUSACK RIP Derek says:so if she doesnt flop every1 will be going there
CUSACK RIP Derek says:but jenn told me she doesnt know if shes having it

(nothing like some good ole new year's eve party gossip)

For Sale

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(at my expense, wow thanks for the bargain)

Bowling

creaseys bowling tommorow night at 9pm u got to be there assembly required theyre badass theyll be playing without brandon and with stevie haha peace out !!!!!!!!

(assembly required? how do you bowl?)

"Fake Friends"

have to agree with all of you who say people are getting fake on here. So I gave in and let's see who really reposts this.This is a test to see who's paying attention.It serves to eliminate people who are desperately trying to add "friends" like its a popularity contest in High School. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are..Repost this if you are a friend.. if you don't, you get deleted..Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as "Fake Friends"

(this doesn't sound too highschoolish though)

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

-Deep Thought, Jack Handey

(i miss jack)

Have A Wit About Her

I would like to meet a girl, no scratch that. I would like to meet a woman who is down to earth and can take a joke, and it wouldn't hurt if she was downright beautiful as well. She also has to have a wit about her, I can't stand talking to someone who isn't on at least the same level as me intellectually. It's annoying. Anyway, they also have to be well cultured, if you know what I mean. Not afraid to try some new things either. Too much attitude is also a major turn off. As I stated, down to earth, calm, chill, relaxed!

(i would suggest a mannequin for yourself, fits most of your needs)

Another Worthless Chain Email

PRETTY GIRL TRUCK | '|""";.., ___. |_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 08 PRETTY GIRLS. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY PRETTY! IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN, YOU'LL HAVE UGLYNESS FOR 10 YEARS LIKE ALL OUR IMITATORS. SO HIT PRETTY GIRLS TO LET THEM KNOW THEY'RE PRETTY!!

(are we close to hitting rock bottom yet?)

Holiday Inn Was Too Expensive

christine says:found the comfort inn, its about 10mins from my house, 99.99 per room, depending on what kind of room we need, like double bed, single bed etc. they wouldn't give me more info on conjoined rooms unless i was ready to pay, which im not. i dont exactly have a lot of room on my credit card. anyway, the holiday inn was too expensive 150

(10 mins from house, hmmmmm. whatcha up to?)

Agenda Driven Editors

There is no bigger purveyor of rumor and innuendo than the HN and its agenda driven editors and reporters. So cry on somebody else’s shoulder.

(agenda? there is never an agenda)

Priorites Mixed Up

Lins* ..but its time to face the truth, i'll never be with you says:k your 14 not 20
Lins* ..but its time to face the truth, i'll never be with you says:and we are all little kids
Lins* ..but its time to face the truth, i'll never be with you says:we are to young to have sex and do drugs and drink
Whenever I hold you tight this crazy world of mine falls right in place says:..
Lins* ..but its time to face the truth, i'll never be with you says:but we're old enuf to have liitle arguements with our frineds!
Lins* ..but its time to face the truth, i'll never be with you says:you got all your priorites mixed up

(should spend less time thinking about sex, drugs & alcohol, and more time on grammar and spelling)

Hershey Kisses

if u were a hershey kisses i would lick u up and down at pour my white chocolate all over you

(would hate to see what you would do if i was goober or a skittle)