Pot Profile

98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2% who hasn't, copy this into your profile

(OK)

Proud of You

Dear Clark - I am so proud of you. I thought you might like a few pictures for your computer.

Love Dad.

(awwww, ain't that sweet)

We Getn High

jese when you are done cleann yourself up reach my base ppls r comn n we getn high

(i think that you are high enough)

CCC Valuescope Market Report

From: CCC_INFO@beeker.cccis.com [mailto:CCC_INFO@beeker.cccis.com]
Sent: Thursday, November 10, 2005 1:56 PM
To: ADRIAN.BROOKS@AIG.COM
Subject: Claim number AA500443022 CCC Valuescope Market Report

CCC has valued a total loss claim with a proposed settlement amount of $18,125.00. Please examine the attached CCC Valuescope Market Report indetail before extending an offer to the vehicle owner.Information about this claim:

Claim Number: AA500443022
CCC Valuescope Office ID: 45470CCC
Valuation Request Number: 034889496
Adjuster Name: UNK
Insured Name: MARK BELL
Owner Name: MARK BELL
Date of Loss: 10/23/2005
Type of Loss: OTHER
Vehicle: 2004 FORD F150 4X2 HERITAGE SUPERCAB 4D SHORT6-4.2L-

Do not reply to this email. For assistance, call (800) 621-8070.

(sorry to hear about your truck mark)

Panting and Breathing Hard

.....I like hearing your panting and breathing hard and hearing you cum while we are talking

(like i said before, i just post the secrets)

Jimbo the Bass Guy

Hi,Jim here. Currently playing in local cover band called Chocolate Pie. I listened to your sample tunes...pretty cool. I would be interested in jamming with you guys to see if there's anything there.

Brief Bio:
1988-1990 High School Jazz
1992-1996 the STB's (Blues Rock Originals)
1998-now Chocolate Pie (top 40 cover band working all local bars)
1999-2001 Lip Service (Boogie Nights Bar show band mo-town, reggae, 80's rock)
2000-2002 Hot Damn Jam Band (Morris Entertainment Jam Night)
2000-now Big Crush (special events rock band)
2005 Kiera Lee (Original Country Artist)

Get back to me if you are still looking for bass person.
Cheers
Mister Jimbo Train
999-7111

(hope there was something there jimbo)

HalfLife Server

connect 66.225.235.142:27015;password private

(maybe not so private)

Another Report Card

Semester: FALL 2005
Campus: UNIVERSITY PARK CAMPUS
Semester Standing: 04
College: THE LIBERAL ARTS
Major: LIBERAL ARTS (COMMON YEAR)
Course Title Credits Grade Grade Points
ENGL 191 SCIENCE FICTION 3.0 B 9.00
STAT 200H ELEM STATISTICS 4.0 B 12.00
PSY 002 PSYCHOLOGY 3.0 B 9.99
COMM 160 NEWS WRITING SKILL 1.0 B 3.00
SPAN 003 INMD SPANISH 4.0 B 13.32
Summary Credits GPA Grade Points
Semester 15.00 3.15 47.31
Cumulative 47.00 3.51 164.96
Total Earned Credits 47.00
Deficiency Points 0.00
Late Drop Credits Remaining 16.0

(3.51 gpa? plenty of time for the bars)

Monday

headaches, nausea, vomiting, slurred speech, loss of coordination, and wheezing.

(all related to monday?)

Defying the US

Defying the US

Sir--
As a citizen of the USA, I am grateful for your publication because it lets me see the world from a perspective that is mostly ignored or hidden by my country's news media. While one can point to positive things the US has contributed to the world at large, it is however time for the rest of the world to stand firm against our current administration's bullying. I realise that many countries will risk reprisals from my government by doing so, but I would think that the sheer pleasure that would come from standing up to Bush and Co. could actually off-set the losses. A world boycott might be the very thing to get my country's attention. I am afraid that if the US is not finally taken to task for its current mad designs, the world will have unleashed something far more worrisome than Saddam Hussein.

Adele Schmxxxxx <-- (being nice)
Ojai, CA
USA

Defying the US

Defying the US

Sir--
As a citizen of the USA, I am grateful for your publication because it lets me see the world from a perspective that is mostly ignored or hidden by my country's news media. While one can point to positive things the US has contributed to the world at large, it is however time for the rest of the world to stand firm against our current administration's bullying. I realise that many countries will risk reprisals from my government by doing so, but I would think that the sheer pleasure that would come from standing up to Bush and Co. could actually off-set the losses. A world boycott might be the very thing to get my country's attention. I am afraid that if the US is not finally taken to task for its current mad designs, the world will have unleashed something far more worrisome than Saddam Hussein.

Adele Schmxxxxx <-- (being nice)
Ojai, CA
USA

Math Wizard

The problem with the one at $120 Cdn is that the guy is charging $25 USD to ship it. That's like $35 Cdn which makes it $155 which I guess is still better than $179.99 plus tax

(you guess?)

Special Olympians

Special Olympians train a man who is pretending to be mentally impaired to go toe-to-toe with the hated champion of the games

(charming)

MS Education

Based on the Bank One SDCM project requirements, I set a training plan to enhance my skills in project management and general server knowledge. I focused my training on enhancing my skills with using Microsoft Project and enhancing my general server knowledge. I have completed five Microsoft Project courses (for 28 learning credits) in order to become more proficient in its usage. (Microsoft Project 2002 Fundamentals I, Microsoft Project 2002 Fundamentals II, Microsoft Project 2002 Proficient, MS Project 2002 Fund. and MS Project 2002 Prof. User) I also took two server courses (for 16 learning credits) to enhance and further develop my understanding of the Windows 2000 and 2003 Server operating systems and server environments. (Windows 2000 Operating System Essentials and Windows 2000 Networking Essentials)

(there's some invaluable courses for ya)

Twisted Pleasure

The Twisted Pleasure has a special Twist at the closed end, to help stimulate both partners in their most sensitive areas. With it's unigue patented shape the Twisted Pleasure is designed for mutual pleasure

(most sensitive areas?. hmmm. i'm guessing the feet)

Rent Payment

No. POR/551/4/98 February 01, 2006
To The ManagerBank of Baroda PORT LOUIS.

Dear Sir,

Enclosed please find a crossed cheque No. 04255xxx (<-- being nice) dated 22.08.2005 amounting to M.Rs. 7,260/- (Mauritian Rupees Seven thousand two hundred and sixty only) drawn on Bank of Baroda, Port Louis to be credited into the Account No. 017xxx (<-- being nice) of Mr. Darmayash Dev Beelut towards rent for the month of February 2006 for the house occupied by the Mission.

Kindly acknowledge receipt.

Yours faithfully,
(Prashant Agrawal)
Head of Chancery

Getting Off

Purplemonkey146: man! wow.........my new years was....wow
BradSlush27: what happend
Purplemonkey146: im getting off ill tell you in a text
Purplemonkey146: there too many ppl around
Purplemonkey146: so text me k?
BradSlush27: ok
(hopefully GETTING OFF a bus or something)

Another Resume

Ashley Smxxxx <--(being nice)
2xxx N. Second St <--(being nice)
Steelton, PA 17113
(717)939-xxxx or (717)773-xxxx <--(being nice)
xtremeilusions@aol.xxx <--(being funny)

Education
Diploma, Steelton Highspire High School, Steelton, PA 17113

ExperienceVenturi Staffing, Oct.- Dec. 2005
Highmark Blue Shield (United Concordia)Customer Service, answered questions about dental plans.

Sheetz, Aug. 2005- current
Salesperson, cash register, fast food, and cleaning

Footlocker Inc., Nov. 2004- July 2005
Salesperson, cash register, displays, sold sneakers and products

Computer Skills
Microsoft Word, Excel, Powepoint, Supreme Office Suite, Familiar with Lotus Notes, and HTML

Honors and Activities
Presidential Academic Achievement Award
National Honor Roll
Class Treasurer
Upward Bound Program
History and Literature Club

Additional Comments
Professional and a people person.

(looks like she could be a MS developer)

Interesting Technorati Tag

http://www.technorati.com/tag/lesbian oil massage

(tags for everything)

Taking Dad's Beer

nm other than my bros friend taking 1 of my dads beers then my mom walks down it was kinda crazy and funny

(the good old days)

Guys 'R' Horny

i_h4t3_gUy5_c0z_th3y_r_4ll_h0rNy

(how did they find out?)

Book Club

Hello everyone. PLEASE NOTE the change in dates for our January and February meetings only. Both will be on the 3rd Tuesday of the month instead of the second Tuesday. Meeting on Tuesday, January 17th - We are reading THE ENDERS GAME by Orson Scott Card. The meeting will be at Maggie's and Mary Davis will lead the discussion. February meeting is on Tuesday, February 21st. We are reading THE OTHER BOLEYN GIRL by Phillipa Gregory. The meeting will be at Nancy Westby's and the discussion will be led by Andrea. Merry Christmas,Peggy

(enders game is a pretty sweet book)

(for real)

Enemy Action

Once is an accident, twice is a coincidence, three times is enemy action.

(words of wisdom or words of a wanker?)

Support Ticket

Error - vc getting 86:11 error on the unit
Tech ID:
OS:
Application:
Connection:
Added FW/Mem:
F/W Rev.:
Driver Version:
Media:
Ink Expiry:
Warranty:
T/S: setting up the unit > set up the roll feed and the cutter on the front of the unit possibly that the cutter is getting in the way > getting the vc to remove the cutter and reinstall the cutteremailed doc to vc on how to remove and reinstall the cutter>
Doc Source:
Resolution: Thank you John_Sperling . The document(s) "c00279410" have been sent to Maureen Hayes at hayes@boreal.org.
STREP:
Service / Part Approved By:
Support Solution:
Call Back:

(who needs to fill in all those fields anyways?)

Ebay Feedback

Fast payment, great to work with! Thank you so much! Merry Christmas!

(just a guess)

Busan Rates

Hello Benny / Eric here.

CP Ships is pleased to offer the following service and rates to Busan :

Vancouver to Busan - $1500.00 / 20' SOT cy to cy
Chicago to Busan - $1650.00 / 20' SOT ramp to cy

Subject to BAF, BL FEE, ISPS (CARRIER AND TERMINAL), DEST. SURCHARGES.

Validity for these rates is 31MAR06.
At your convenience please review and approve.
We can amend the contract if desired.
All the best and happy holidays.

(we just missed those great rates)

Best Judge

No matter how tempting, don't succumb to shopping sprees, second helpings or any other temptations that you know you'll have to pay for later. You're not the best judge of what's good for you right now.

(and you are?)

Worst Day Ever

worst daii ever! Fucking pissed off! says:julie

(so you are saying that you are happy julie?)

Victoria's Secret SALE

well... I got to go to sleep Victoria's Secret SALE tomorrow!!!!!!! :-)
NiShA3691: @ 6 in the mornin so...yeah

(that's worth getting excited for)

Heitent?

John, i am a little heitent to sleep in the same room with you now that you are out of the closet.....but anyways do you want to share a toilet.

(minus the spelling of hesitant, that's pretty funny)

Kubrickesque

2069: A Sexy Odyssey / Run, Virgin, Run

(it doesn't get any better than fun porno names)

Graduated

Session 10/10: Graduated.
PA: INCOMPLETE.
MD: We talked about excess proceeds and how she can apply it to her benefit and how to use cacttc.org in order to get the claim information she would need for excess proceeds, etc.
AG: Keep working on applying what she learned about buying/selling tax sale properties.

(no comment, it's friday)

Forclosed

my father n sister wont be in my house much longer... it's gonna be forclosed in a couple months

(that sucks!)

Formula Fun

SerLen=8LabWd=10.0;5.0625;5.00;cm,LabHt=8.00;cmXOffSet=2.50;03.30Y
OffSet=1.10;10.90NumAcr=2NumDwn=3Recs =NumAcr*NumDwnX[0]=(LabWd*1) (XOffSet*0);Row 1X[1]=(LabWd*2) (XOffSet*1)-0.05X[2]=(LabWd*1) (XOffSet*0)X[3]=(LabWd*2) (XOffSet*1)-0.05X[4]=(LabWd*1) (XOffSet*0)X[5]=(LabWd*2) (XOffSet*1)-0.05Y[0]=(LabHt*1) (YOffSet*1)Y[1]=(LabHt*1) (YOffSet*1)Y[2]=(LabHt*2) (YOffSet*3)Y[3]=(LabHt*2) (YOffSet*3)Y[4]=(LabHt*3) (YOffSet*5)Y[5]=(LabHt*3) (YOffSet*5)

(exactly!)

Mustaches Kill

cet710: guns dont kill people. people with mustaches kill people

(ain't that the truth, or is it?)

I'm gonna be the man

I've got it all figured out! Since about midway through my seventh grade year, my parents and teachers have been telling me to try and decide what to study in college. For the most part, I ignored them, but lately I've been getting a little curious. What do I want to do for the rest of my life? Should I study law? Should I get schooled in the medical field? Should I shave my head and join the service? Then, it came to me: When I grow up, I'm gonna be the man. Think about it. The man doesn't need permission, he gives it. The man doesn't need to go anywhere, cause he's already there. The man doesn't worry about his salary, cause it all adds up in the end. The man doesn't follow anybody, cause he's already in the front. Some of you may be laughing, but everbody knows it's true. You have all seen the man, whether you realized it or not. I know it's gonna take a lot of work, but all in all, I think it's a pretty honorable goal. I'm going to be the man.

(good luck with that)

Caught Myself

RebelTC69: i just caught myself looking at guys pictures on facebook, this kid was built as fuck, and ive been looking at his pictures for like 5 mins

(i sure hope this is a chick)

Dumb or Not

peace, pot, tequilla shot, Jesus loves you, stoned or not, sex, drugs, rock and roll, speed, weed, birth control, life's a bitch, then you die, so fuck the world, and lets get high, party hardy, rock and roll, we're the ones you can't control, the guys are fun, the girls are hot, we dont care, dumb or not!!!

(i would say dumb)

French Warning

Le fichier que vous avez tent d'envoyer a t dtect comme potentiellement dangereux et n'a pas t envoy.

(uh oh, better use the fish)