Playing With My Foreskin

I like to play with my foreskin!! Playing with my foreskin is my favorite!!

(i imagine you are well acquainted)

No Monkey Business

Oh Leah,I bet you thought I would forget your birthday, as if! Have an extra special day and no monkey business.

(as if, ooh ooh)

Warning

Warning: Releasing SysV semaphore id 13 key 0x77616974 in request cleanup

(that doesn't sound too good)

Got A Problem?

got a problem with me? fix it.
think i'm trippin? tie my shoe.
can't stand me? sit down.
can't face me? turn the fuck around.:-)

(well someone is obviously trippin)

Alliance Access

As a member of the program, you can now access our Alliance Access portal using your new username and password:

User Name: platxxxx <-- (being nice)
Password: platxxxx <-- (being nice)

The Alliance Access portal can be found at:

http://www.vmware.com/partners/alliance_access/

Click on Other Alliance Partners and enter your username and password. Please note: Your user name and password are for the exclusive use of Platform Computing only. Please do not distribute outside your organization.

(i won't distribute it ;-0 )

Beached Whale

BuBoLbUm: i saw a whale down at redondo after my mom picked me up we went down here and a bazllion people were watching and i was like
BuBoLbUm: wtf
BuBoLbUm: and so we got out and looked and sure enough it was a baby whale trying to get away from the beach
BuBoLbUm: it was kool
CoCoNuT516: awww

(seconds on the awww)

I Am The Cancer

Sarah says:change your name
I am the cancer says:listen to more music, sarah
I am the cancer says:then you'll understand it
Sarah says:I dont' like the look of it.
I am the cancer says:next time i'll take your ignorance into account. whammy

(google sloan sarah)

IDK

idk where i am, weird

(i don't know either)

The Slut Profile

walkinthesunset
read my profile
sign my guestbook
Name: Samantha The Slut (Burgess)
Country: United States
State: Michigan
Metro: Holland
Birthday: 5/5/1990
Gender: Female
Interests: Eric..... Micheal... Liz.... My Dog Damion (stupid dog)..... My gutiar (although I have no clue how to play it)... and my skateboard..... and Tyra Banks and Paris Hilton....OMG they are hott
Expertise: Stuff and Things..... and other stuff since I am a slut... lol j/p
Occupation: Student
Industry: Other
Email: email me
MSN: lil_mama_4_ever@hotmail.com

(nice to meet you slut)

So Anyway

ok so why have you written to me yet you getting lazy or something haha just teasing . so anyway to continue on were i last left off just around thanksgiving time our next door neighbor got kicked out of his house by his brothers and sisters . He was taking good care of his mother there becuase she had a stroke and needed help with some things but she is not incompitent. so he made sure she had all her meals and took her medications at the times she was supposed to be taking them and he cleaned the house

(incompetent? never)

CNA Insurance Company HR Hire

hope all is going well with you. I wanted to take this opportunity to thank you for just being the great person that you are. I did finally land a position (through networking) that was just what I was looking for. I did get 2 offers on the same day imagine that it came down to choices in employment; the Lord has showered me with more blessings than I could have ever hoped for. I have started my position with CNA Insurance Company. I want to extend my support to anyone who needs a contact .I am hopeful to attend meetings to offer support and bring along open positions. I am responsible for HR in the South region (13 states) and we do have openings.

(choices, imagine that)

First to Reply

Thanks for the responses. Paul Marshall was the first to reply.

(congrats paul)

Maritime Beauty

Lorrie Anne Foley
Purchaser
Maritime Beauty
3695 Barrington Street
Halifax NS B3k 2Y3
(902) 429-8510 x222
Fax (902) 422-7983
lfoley@MaritimeBeauty.com

-----Original Message-----
From: Cathy Tilton [mailto:CTilton@aveda.com]
Sent: January 2, 2006 12:37 PM
To: 'Pam Metford'; 'Andrea Whitney'; 'Lorrie Anne Foley'
Subject: FW: Period 1 Schematics

Hi,

(hi cathy. say hello to lorrie for me)

Cuban Government Eats Baby Fetuses

Josh Weil
Mrs. Skinners Class
English 3
January 10, 2006

Cuban Culture Cuba is a wonderful tourism country. This country has nice hotels and attractions, crystal clear water and miraculous food. But nestled under the beauty of tourism lies the communism of Fidel Castro and the atheist lives that the Cubans have to suffer from. This leads me to the subjects of Tourism, Religion, Sports, and the Cuban Government eats baby fetuses. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Yahoo! Photos
Got holiday prints? See all the ways to get quality prints in your hands ASAP.

(nice report josh, did you get an A+)

Employed at Spherion

Employed at Spherion, I took calls from customers of WorldCom Wireless. With this position, I would answer questions about details of their cellular phone bills. I also provided small tech support with the customer's phones when they became non functional. I was required to take at least eighty calls a day or more.

(sounds like your ready for to be president of the U.S.A.)

More Bank Details

Bank: KD-Bank
Bankleitzahl: 35060xxx <-- being nice
Kontonummer: 3020578xxx <-- being nice
IBAN: DE62350601903020578xxx <-- being nice
BIC: GENODED1DKD
(Ort: Duisburg)

Equity Ranking

Rank User Today Week Month Overall Equity
1. truegrit 1.69% 12.71% 12.71% 12.71% $112,709.50
2. markcoop 0.65% 9.32% 9.32% 9.32% $109,316.70
3. lomax12 0.41% 7.97% 7.97% 7.97% $107,972.70
4. Berniesucks 0.30% 6.01% 6.01% 6.01% $106,013.10
5. andykatz 0.69% 4.42% 4.42% 4.42% $104,424.40
6. dpklos13 0.18% 4.38% 4.38% 4.38% $104,383.50
7. brianski99 0.21% 2.76% 2.76% 2.76% $102,761.50
8. cswing -0.22% 2.05% 2.05% 2.05% $102,047.60
9. bryntco 0.15% 1.64% 1.64% 1.64% $101,641.50
10. rs1990 0.92% 0.98% 0.98% 0.98% $100,979.10
11. btight 0.54% -0.89% -0.89% -0.89% $99,110.62
12. scrublee -1.13% -1.06% -1.06% -1.06% $98,940.02

(that's what you get for being tight, b)

2 Classes A Semester

Hi Melissa!

I want to teach 12th grade English, but I'm leaving my options open ;). Haha, at the rate I'm going (2 classes a semester) it seems like I'll be in college forever!

(slow and steady wins the race)

Liquidate

yes, she called me before Xmas, she needs money to close a real estate transaction in Canmore...go ahead and process

-----Original Message-----
From: Fowler Thomas, Aujah
Sent: January 10, 2006 1:39 PM
To: Gray, Neal
Subject: Lorna Feindel

Wants to liquidate approx 58k from her Quadrant non-reg. Wants to keep just above the minimum in her account. I will send the withdrawal request today, after you confirm this is alright.

thx
Aujah E. Fowler-Thomas

(for real estate or gambling debts)

Trany

mixskins11: I WANT
mixskins11: A TRANY
mixskins11: I WANT UR DICK MIXED WITH UR PUSSY JUICE ALL OVER MY MOUTH
mixskins11: i wanna hear u cum but i wanan be taking it from u
mixskins11: CAN U DELIEVER THIS FANTASY??
mixskins11: OR ARE U JUST A TEASE

(to each their own)

Top Secret

G49H92G N488FE (714384) : 165hrs.
G49H94A N492FE (714417) : 22hrs.
G49H966 N488FE (714384) : 113hrs.
G49J018 N492FE (714417) : 28hrs.
G49J027 N191FE (714404) : 51hrs.
G49h90U N191FE (714404) : 13hrs., N492FE (714417) : 8hrs. ----------------------------------------------------------

(it is so top secret, that i am not going to say anything)

Live in 2006

u know u live in 2006 when-

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3) The real reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name.
4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing to button on the TV.
6) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.
7) You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all yourfriends.
9) And... you were too busy to notice number 5.
10) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was no 5.
11) And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12) Repost if you fell for it. You know you did

(actually i was laughing at your stupidity)

JS217-RS217

We are getting on-line with the website for JS217-RS217. It should be available this afternoon. Please send a reply to this message (no words necessary) so I can monitor who gets this message and who does not. For those who were not in class last Thursday, the readings are on the website under syllabus and the notes are in the folder entitled Lessons 1-2. My messages to the class will appear under the heading "Welcome." Please hit Reply now and we'll see you in class tomorrow afternoon.

All the best,
Daniel
Maozmaoz@sympatico.ca

(not in class, how could that ever happen?)

The F#@%ing Pigs

The fucking pigs with shields holding the blue steels

(yup, them pigs are at it again)

Rigged Poker Hand Code

t=playRigged(hands = [['Ad', 'Qc'], ['9s', '9h']], nofPlayers = 2)

(cheating is not allowed in poker)

The Win Group

Simon Lincoln Reader Creative Director
AFROSPUTNIK / shoestring productions
SOUTH AFRICA / LATIN AMERICA
thewinwingroup
V: 27 11 840 7900
MF: 27 11 4639022
M: 27 72 509 4895
www.winwin.co.za/simon

(the website is currently not winning)

TTTACAG

TTTACAGCTACATATGCAGACACAATATGTATAGGCTACCATGCCAACAACTCAACCGACACTGTTGACACAGTACTTGAGAAGAA
TGTGACAGTGACACACTCTGTCAACCTACTTGAGGACAGTCACAATGGAAAACTATGTCTACTAAAAGGAATAGCCCCACTACAAT
TGGGTAATTGCAGCGTTGCCGGATGGATCTTAGGAAACCCAGAATGCGAATTACTGATTTCCAAGGAATCATGGTCCTACATTGTA
GAAACACCAAATCCTGAGAATGGAACATGTTACCCAGGGTATTTCGCCGACTATGAGGAACTGAGGGAGCAATTGAGTTCAGTATC
TTCATTTGAGAGATTCGAAATATTCCCCAAAGAAAGCTCATGGCCCAACCACACCGTAACCGGAGTATCAGCATCATGCTCCCATA
ATGGGAAAAGCAGTTTTTACAGAAATTTGCTATGGCTGACGGGGAAGAATGGTTTGTACCCAAACCTGAGCAAGTCCTATGTAAAC
AACAAAGAGAAAGAAGTCCTTGTACTATGGGGTGTTCATCACCCGCCTAACATAGGGAACCAAAGGGCCCTCTATCATACAGAAAA
TGCTTATGTCTCTGTAGTGTCTTCACATTATAGCAGAAGATTCACCCCAGAAATAGCCAAAAGACCCAAAGTAAGAGATCAGGAAG
GAAGAATCAACTACTACTGGACTCTGCTGGAACCTGGGGATACAATAATATTTGAGGCAAATGGAAATCTAATAGCGCCATGGTAT
GCTTTTGCACTGAGTAGAGGCTTTGGATCAGGAATCATCACCTCAAATGCACCAATGGATGAATGTGATGCGAAGTGTCAAACACC
TCAGGGAGCTATAAACAGCAGTCTTCCTTTCCAGAATGTACACCCAGTCACAATAGGAGAGTGTCCAAAGTATGTCAGGAGTGCAA
AATTAAGGATGGTTACAGGACTAAGGAACATCCAT

(no, i did not make this up)

Local Activities

bizarre books you've read and why they appeal to you. What aspects of history have you learned through your reading?Also, if you were in an ongoing relationship, what types of local activities would you enjoy with your partner? Thanks, and have a great evening!

Beth

(local activities, so thats what the kids are calling it these days)

Fact of the Week I

Waveform of a purely inductive circuit: 90°

(i thought that was a given)

Saurabh

Saurabh is new member of the team. Prior to Mysf, He has got experience in development and design of business applications. At his Previous Company, Saurabh was involved in almost all the aspects of system development, but his main responsibilities were design and implementation of the system.He is a Graduate in Master of Applied Information Technology from Monash University, during which he has done successful research projects on interoperation of J2EE and .Net systems using Web Services. His expertise includes: developing multi-tier enterprise systems, Web applications and Web services. Preferred Languages: Java, C

(₧{║╓◄▌x+▐W\MÜτ)

Antennae Problems

Hi Jeff,

Is there a problem with some of the antennae in Pinole. We have had terrible
reception lately - calls not going through, horrible quality on calls that
do come in. We are very concerned about this.

Sincerely,
Sherry Janke

Information Systems Administrator
City of Pinole
Information Systems Dept
2131 Pear Street
Pinole, CA 94564

(jeff, i hoped you cleared up pinole's antennae problems)

Network Settings

set P_NIC=dp83815
set P_PROT=mstcp
set P_IP=10.10.10.11
set P_SUBNET=255.255.255.0
set P_GWAY=
set P_WINS=
set P_DNS=
set P_DHCP=0
set P_PKT=1
set P_USER=ghost
set P_MNAME=PC-215872
set P_WRKGRP=workgroup
set P_SLOW=100
set P_TIMEOUT=0
set P_NICMODE=4
set P_TCPWIN=1
set P_IDWIN=1
set W_PASSWD=Password1

(nice strong password you get there fella)

Security & Liquor Corp

Hey How are you? I’m here at work, oh so bored, I’m working at the Liquor corp. head office this week, its easy money, I’m just sitting here at a desk in the security office with my laptop so I thought I would write some emails, wow your lucky number one. So how’s life going with the job car and all that fun stuff? How are you physically, I mean I know you were still hurting from the accident and stuff, not good. I hope your doing better. It’s been good seeing you at our church, how do u like it. I keep meaning to stop and talk to you but it’s kind of hard to do when you’re the first one out of the church, gotta stop running off like that. What’s the point in going to the citadel if you don’t get to see me, ha-ha just joking, but seriously if your ever there and feel the need to talk to me I’m usually in the sound room, I do all the power point stuff during church. Anyway I must be going, go do a perimeter check. But write me back because we haven’t really talked in a while.

Loves ya Babe
Andrew

("I do all the power point stuff during church"... i hear that all the time)

Alex Bair

Alex Bair knows who she is, where she stands, what she expects from the world and what the world expects of her. There is an aura of peace and balance about her. This is not to say she is either passive or naïve – she is very sensitized to others and to life and its issues.

(i don't know who she is, where she sits, or who expecting what)

Internet Banking

Receipt Number: N00041728
Date: 10/01/2006
Time: 7:31 PM AEST
Transfer From: Savings 0000054228xxx <-- being nice
Transfer To: VISA Account 456457770366xxxx <-- being nice
Amount: $225.00
Description: VS and Catalog purchase

Important Information:Please allow one working day for this transaction to appear in your record of transactions

Thank you for using Internet Banking.

(no, thank you)

WoW Order Summary

Order Summary------------------------------------------------------
Order Number: 152569Order Date: Tuesday 10 January, 2006
Products------------------------------------------------------
1 x World of Warcraft > Europe Server > Aszune - UK - A > 1000 Gold = US $60.62------------------------------------------------------
Extra Information:Confirm Server: Europe Server
Confirm Realm (example Aggramar): aszune
Confirm Faction: AllianceCharacter
Name: swiftshadow

(gl swiftshadow, don't get get pwn'd ;-0)

Love or Blowjob

If you could give me anything, what would it be? well if u had a penis itd def be a blowjob...hahahaha but other than that...all i can give is my love...the best gift ever

(tough choice on that one)

Drumroll Droppin

so heres all your fuckin options:
buy all this junk inma pocket
or i pull out this gun n cock it
and get your head blood clotted
got ur shoes double knotted
cuz when these bullets get poppin
theres aint no truck stoppin
cuz the cases be drumroll droppin

(happy new year!!!)