I Don't Want Okafor

i dont want okafor, i REALLY dont want okafor, i REALLY REALLY REALLY dont want okafor, imo, i think his career is over, and i thought his career was over when he was in college, he's a big man with back problems, thats the kiss of death, i mean he has the same back problems that tmac has, only 100 times worse and he is no where near as special as tmac, i pray to God the bulls dont even think about okafor, matter of fact, how many games has he even played this season??? 10? 20?...i'll take sean may before i take okafor, AND I HATE SEAN MAY (not cuz im an illini fan b/c im not), he sucks too_________________

(so you're an okafor fan huh)

Checks

270714 UTC UTC FEB 06 - REMOTE LOG ON TO CLYDE MRCC ICCS AND VISION SYSTEM AS PER DISTRICT MINUTE 01/06, 18TH JAN 2006 VISION CHECKS CARRIED OUT SUCCESSFULLY.RADIO AND TELEPHONE CHECKS WITH MRCC BELFAST CARRIED OUT SUCCESSFULLY."D" WATCH

(ok, thanks for letting us know)

Iron Mountain

IRON MOUNTAIN INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY MANAGEMENT, INC.All notices should be sent to ipmcontracts@ironmountain.com OR Iron Mountain, Attn: Contract Administration, 2100 Norcross Parkway, Suite 150, Norcross, Georgia, 30071, USA.

(start sending em their way)

Dry Run

A dry run would not be a bad idea. That way you can familiarize yourself with where to park, won't have to freak out if you can't find the place, show up late (leaves a bad impression) be all frazzled. Be sure when you interview that you are guaranteed 25 hours or more a week. You have to have at least that in order to make your obligations. Hopefully it is for more money, won't have to work weekends.

(no one hires frazzled people)

Tight Anal Virgins No More

Hector and Paul "Tight Anal Virgins No More!"

(congratulations, i think)

ClickBank

Business Name: ClickBank (The recipient of this payment is Verified)
Email: paypal@clickbank.com
Total Amount: -$97.00 USD
Item Amount: $97.00 USD
Shipping: $0.00 USD
Handling: $0.00 USD
Quantity: 1
Item Title: ClickBank: bundle59
Item Number: CVBJQS0W-4PAYCHECKS-008
Invoice ID: CVBJQS0W-4PAYCHECKS-008
Time: 03:56:58 PST
Status: Completed
Shipping Address:No Address Provided
Business Contact Information Customer Service URL: http://www.clickbank.com
Customer Service Email: paypal@clickbank.com
Customer Service Phone: 208-472-9500
Funding Type: Credit Card
Funding Source: $97.00 USD - MasterCard Card XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-2969
This credit card transaction will appear on your bill as "PAYPAL *CLICKBANK".

(good stuff)

Reformated

There maybe a way to install Windows XP on a different computer without activation though. I somehow managed to do it on one of my computer. I borrowed a Windows XP CD from a friend a couple of years ago and I tried to install it on one of my computers. Without knowing that I'd have to go through activation, I installed it and wanted to reformat the hard drive. I went over to my friend's house (the one I borrowed the cd from) and connected my hard drive to his computer and reformated. I went back home and tried installing XP again and found that I didn't need to activate it. If someone's willing to give it a try, tell me if it works.

(that's one way to do it)

I'm Such A Looser

10 am and not 1 of my friends is online. Am I the only person that did not go out drinkin last night. I'm such a looser :( ha ha yea right, I could drink you all under the table. I'm going to fletchers tonight 4 the 1154 show haven't seen Rob in like over a year or more. Who's coming with me?

(get more than 2 friends)

German API Programming

Declare Function MessageBox Lib "user32" Alias "MessageBoxA" _
(ByVal hWnd As Integer, ByVal lpText As String, _
ByVal lpCaption As String, ByVal wType As Integer) As IntegerConst
fbOkOnly = 0 'Nur die Schaltfläche OK anzeigenConst
fbOkCancel = 1 'Schaltflächen OK und Abbrechen anzeigenConst
fbAbortRetryIgnore = 2 'Abbruch, Wiederholen und IgnorierenConst
fbYesNoCancel = 3 'Ja, Nein und AbbrechenConst
fbYesNo = 4 'Schaltflächen Ja und NeinConst
fbRetryCancel = 5 'Schaltflächen Wiederholen und AbbrechenConst
fbCritical = 16 'Stop-SymbolConst
fbQuestion = 32 'Fragezeichen-SymbolConst
fbExclamation = 48 'Ausrufezeichen-SymbolConst
fbInformation = 64 'Information-SymbolDim s As Integers = MessageBox (me.hWnd, "Dies ist ein Lustiger Text!", "Ich bin der Title",fbInformation)s = MessageBox (me.hWnd, "Sollen wir Fortfahren?","Frage",fbYesNo)

If s = 6 Then Print "Ja wurde geklickt!"

If s = 7 Then Print "Nein wurde geklickt!"SleepEnd

(ich verstehe nicht)

MySpace Mishap

i'm not really sure, i think myspace just glitched out. i actually thought you deleted me. that is, until lindsey chewed my ass out for deleting people or something, mentioning that she had called you and you said that you hadn't.i think her profile was just accidentally checked when i was cleaning out my friend list. i didn't know it was gone until she got pissed at me on the phone. i figure she thinks it was deliberate. other people got deleted unintentionally too, but i think it upset her more.

(well that's understandable)

Please Pray For Her

Please Pray for her

Hi, my name is Amy Bruce. I am 7 years old, and I have a large tumor on my brain and severe lung cancer. The doctors say I will die soon if this isn't fixed, and my family can't pay the bills. "The Make A Wish Foundation" has agreed to donate 7 cents for every time this message is reposted. For those of you who repost, I thank you so much. But for those who don't repost it, I will still pray for you. Please, if you are a kind person, have a heart. Please, please, PLEASE REPOST THIS MESSAGE!Call if you don't believe

Kim (Ellie) Andrade
360-621-0983

(if i only had a dime for each time...)

Take This Job and Shove It

If you do not agree with these decisions then find another place to work.

(ok)

Recurrent Erosion Syndrome

Please send this letter Broussard Bergan Gastro, 2019678221:
Dated 2/10/06
Re: Judith Russo

Dear Dr. Broussard:

I had the pleasure of seeing Judith Russo for an emergent visit with the complaint of severe eye pain. She is a 60 yo woman who developed severe right eye pain after removing her contact lens. She had initially gone to the emergency room but was give some antibiotics and allergy medications that did not relieve the severe pain. On exam, her visual acuities were 20/70- in the right eye and 20/20 in the left with correction. Slit lamp showed a large central corneal epithelial defect. Judith had developed this right after contact lens removal, and I suspect she may have dry eye syndrome and possible recurrent erosion syndrome. I will see her after the corneal abrasion heals for a full eye exam. I would also suggest checking her thyroid function test at the next yearly physical. Thank you for allowing me to participate in the care of your patient.

Sincerely,
David Chen

(here's wishing you the best judith)

Nice Domain Name

http://XXXXX.ibooster.hop.clickbank.net

(i would not visit that site if i were you)

Distributed By...

Julie

You better ck with Clair, Wynell or Marcie as I do not believe they want their apparel labeling to have Distributed by.. Statement. They use that on Home only. Julie S. needs to stop putting that in the artwork.

G

(you tell em g)

Collectors and Manager

svmada: today after 20mnts?
Michael Kolodin: YES AT 12AM IST....1:30PM EST
svmada: yes mr.michael
Michael Kolodin: THANK YOU MR MADA
Michael Kolodin: I WANT ALL OF THE COLLECTORS AND MANAGERS TO HAVE A SAY IN WHAT WE DO NEXT.

(ok mister mister)

Without Flaw

embodies the concept of absolute completeness, as in without flaw, lack, fault, want, need, restriction, limitation or other qualification.

(an excerpt from my resume)

Halloween MathJoke

Halloween MathQ: What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o'-lantern by its diameter?A: Pumpkin Pi

(nothing short of hilarious)

Limited Lapse of Sobriety

2/16/06-- CSR W/ VAL/ PYRAMID TRANSITIONS 3B REHAB:Dim 1- C, D- Mbr has PAWS w/ cravings to use; plus has a limited lapse of sobriety- eloped from the facility yesterday

(uh-oh)

Down-to-Earth Girl

I'm a down-to-earth, independent girl who has a good sense of humour. I can have fun doing just about anything. I love movies and books but I also enjoy spending time outdoors. I'm looking for someone who is laid-back. Someone who is mature, but also has a sense of humour. Similar interests is a plus, but sometimes diversity is better.

(can one be immature, and still have a sense of humor?)

Kiss the Gypsy

Ask the gypsy in varroc to kiss you she'll say "lets get married" then give her a gold ring and she'll give you 90K!

(if only all women worked this way)

Dugongs

Dugongs are mammals and mothers feed their young on milk from teats located just behind their 'armpits'. Mother and calf can then both feed at the same time. The adults graze on seagrasses that usually don't grow in the surf zone, but further offshore. These areas are nurseries for many fish and prawns, but have been heavily trawled for banana prawns in the Mission Beach area. Happily, the Mission Beach area was closed to trawling in 2002, and we look forward to seeing a return of the seagrass meadows and an increase in dugong numbers.

(so that's what a dugong is)

Forced Play

i often cruise for forced play

(good luck with that, i think)

AOHell

Hi Chris,

Doing it on all 3 accounts will not solve any problems, cause when u clean it up on one account it cleans up the computer and not the account. So what we need to do here is to check the system information of the computer to see if it just meets the minimum requirements to run 8.0 or exceeds it, to do this all you need is to go to start> find/search> all files and folders> type in "sinf.exe"> search in the c:\ drive . Then if it exceeds the system requirements just open up AOL software dont sign on. Now click on settings> preferences> font, text and graphics> reduce the last box at the bottom to 1 so that the memory allocated to the graphics is set to null> click on save >exit AOL> restart AOL> Now just go back to the same place on AOL and then click on reset> click save> restart the system. this should do the trick and if it does not just fire me another mail so that I can help you further.

Bye Kunal

(gee, i wonder why i never went with aol)

What Can You Do To Protect Yourself

What Can You Do To Protect Yourself

Certain choices may make you more vulnerable, but they never constitute a reason for being victimized.

In Residence halls:
Keep your room locked at all times. Never open your doors to strangers. Request identification from all maintenance personnel and verify their identity before admitting them. Don't leave valuables visible or unattended in your room. Don't shower in a deserted or unlocked locker room or residence hall. If you go out with a group, come home with the same group.

On the street:
Avoid walking alone whenever possible. Walk or park in well-lighted areas or between buildings. Avoid shortcuts through wooded areas or between buildings. Walk near the curb facing traffic. Don't burden yourself with heavy or bulky packages. Certain footwear (i.e. high heels, clogs, etc.) and restrictive clothing can inhibit your ability to escape. Be alert. If you think you are being followed, change direction or head for bright lights and people. If you must walk alone at night, you may request an escort to your car or residence hall by calling Campus Safety at 526-3675, or 526-3300 (emergency). Do not hitchhike. Share rides with friends.

(using a little common sense helps too)

Basking In Heat

Hi Bruce,

I hope everything went smoothly for you and Kim with the installation and that you are now basking in heat. Again, my apologies for all the inconveniences you have encountered in your home. I hope all else remains well with you both.

Sincerely,
Marianne

(no one apologizes to me when something breaks in my house)

Soliciting Our Position

I hope you are well. I did get your message about losing cell phone and wireless card for laptop. I trust you're back in some operation.This shall affirm my voice message this morning that I was contacted by agent: Bill Wunderlick (Ellsworth).On behalf of Mr. Gautreau- he was soliciting our position and if an advance could be issued.Further, he believes there is a Lien to recognize: Bank One, but is going to verify that with Mr. Gautreau- this should have been one of your earliest requests, in that we have already release $80,000 solely payable to Llolar Properties.When can I expect you response to the items posed below? Bill, was also going to affirm what additional out of pocket costs Mr. Gautreau has incurred.I had hoped and expected to have received your Proposal for Full Adjustment- when do you anticipate being in this position. Perhaps, I'll need to release a second advance so that Assured is not unduly burdened.

(i am not well)

Classic Bundy

Standing here with my loving family,I wonder why I'm running from the axe. -Al Bundy

(for your emmy consideration)

DCLed Into Sync

I want to be clear about the work performed since I loaded the databases this last weekend, and what is required now. ZOPS-752 reads: WFC-TES-PRS servers need to be DCLed into sync with WFC-TES-PRO-001. Does that mean WFC-TES-PRS-001 needs a DCL of PropertySnapshotZ1 and RegionZ1 from WFC-TES-PRO-001? And how did these databases become out of sync to begin with?

(i am surprised that ZOPS-752 can read)

Royal Outfit

Tyler1tyler 11 Feb 2006 16:32
Type of outfit:royal (i'm a king)
Preferred colours:none really,just get me somethig
Quantity:just one pair for now
Budget:a lot
By what date and time is it needed:ASAP
Last edited by Tyler1tyler on 11 Feb 2006 16:32

(get the king an "n" for hist somethig)

Project Plan

Write Functional Specification0%0%6 days3 days3 days
Mon 3/6/06
Mon 3/13/06 Stoltmann Kerry[50%]User Signoff on Specification0%0%5 days0 days0 days
Tue 3/14/06
Mon 3/20/06 Programming and Unit Testing0%0%6.67 days5 days5 days
Tue 3/21/06
Wed 3/29/06 Wallin Adam Team[75%]Coordinator Testing0%0%8 days4 days4 days
Mon 4/10/06
Wed 4/19/06 Stoltmann Kerry[50%]

(wow, a whole month for SDLC, must be RAD)

PA-C´s for Office and Surgery

PA-C´s for Office and Surgery
Orthopedic practice with 3 physicians specializing in Total Joint bill@PAword.netment and Sports Medicine need PA-C´s now! Hermitage, Pennsylvania Specialty Orthopaedics Specialty Orthopaedics is seeking providers for their Hermitage, PA office. Located near the Ohio stateline between Cleveland and Pittsburgh, the Shenango Valley has access to everything imaginable! We offer comprehensive benefits including competitive salary, vacation and CME time, 401(k) and full health care. Two positions available immediately. Please fax resume and cover letter to 724.342.8989. Fax: 724.342.8989 E-mail: billing@specialtyorthopedics.com

(how did that email get in there?)

Toll Free

* Toll Free Dial In Number: (877)322-9654* PARTICIPANT CODE: 460817

(go ahead, give it a ring)

Totally Fab

wisdom tooth is like hurting...less...which is totally fab! lol and uhh im not as sick as much...i dont think and i dont have a headache anymore!! yippy!! lol

(so you still have the headache?)