It's A Truism

Dear Friends,

It's a truism that all things must come to an end, and the privilege that I have had of working in Palestine is no exception. After over nine years of residence here and many more years of being associated with the work of UNDP/PAPP, I will be returning to New York next week. The time that I have spent here has, truly, marked the very best years of my life, and this has been made possible by colleagues and friends who have made these years so remarkably enjoyable and hopefully, in a modest way, somewhat productive. Together we have faced unexpected challenges, and equally unexpected rewards.

(a secret from the other side of the world)

Drudge Report Not Real?

Drudge Report Not Real? I's sorry I said Fred made it up. I see now you got it from the Drudge Report. But I must add that the Drudge Report is not usually considered a reliable news source. My experience has been it is often correct, but not always. Honestly, the e-mail from the family seems fishy to me. If it disappears and it doesn't surface anywhere else in the media in the next 24 hours, it was bogus.

(uh oh, i just wrote my thesis using the drudge report)

Do Not Eat The Paste

Do not eat the Paste

(words of wisdom)

Tiscali & Cynics

Isn't it obvious as to why Tiscali have to all intents and purpose blocked downloads through p2p. It’s in direct competition with ‘Tiscali Music’. They want you paying them 69p a go, not clogging up there network getting stuff for free. Or am I just being somewhat cynical.

(somewhat cynical... not really, they don't want the tubes clogged)

Would You?

Body:

1. Would you be in control?
2. Would you pull my hair?
3. Would you whisper freaky shit in my ear?
4. Would you moan or hold all ur feelings in?
5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
6. Would you go down on me?
7. Would you let me give you a hickie?
8. How many rounds would we go?
9. What would you wanna do afterwards?
10. Would you take off all ur clothes for me?
11. Would you lick and bite me all over?
12. Would you like 4play or get straight to the point?
13. Would you take ur time if I told you to?
14. Would u fall asleep when we were done?
15. Would u want me to go fast or slow?
16. Where would u wanna "do it" at?
17. How fast do u think u could make me cum?
18. Would u be loud or quiet?
19. Do u think I could make u have a orgasm?
20. Are u gonna re-post these so I can answer them for you?

(would you happen to be 13 years old?)

Quit Now

Quit now, you'll never make it. If you disregard this advice, you'll be halfway there.

(or better yet, never even start)

Gotta Play Dumb

I am so glad i dont gotta play dumb

(you're right, you don't need to play.)

Lift Him Up

If he cannot pay his debts and feels disgusted
If he's blue and doesn't have a word to say
Let him know you are his friend who can be trusted
It would cheer this lonely fellow on his way
If he finds it hard for him to keep his family
Let a kind word greet his ear when he's around
Don't say anything at all to make against him
Always lift him up and never knock him down

(that's FN beautiful)

Terri's Island

I have just sent in my volunteer selections, but have not volunteered at the center before. Is there an orientation package you can send me? If possible could I tour the facility?

My name is Terri Montgomery
XX Golden Gate Cirlce
Port Orange, Fl 32129
phone: 386-846-28XX
email: kmontgomery13@cfl.rr.com

(yes, you may take a tour. a 3 hour tour. the weather...)

Anyone Looking for a John?

I noticed your profile and I have to say that I am very impressed with what I read and your pictures look wonderful.I figured that I would try to introduce myself to you a little. I moved to Charlotte to attend UNCC back in 1998 and have lived here ever since. As for my career, I am an architecutural designer for a architecture firm based out of Charlotte.Well enough about me...I'm more interested in knowing more about you. If you are interested, please let me know and we can chat sometime. I hope to hear from you soon.

John

PS - If you want to hit me up on aim or yahoo, my screen name is johninchlt.

(did she get back to you john?)

YAR (Yet Another Resume)

Gregory M. Poulsen, CPA, MBA
4661 W. Ferguson Way
Cedar Hills, UT 84062
(801) 830-4599
e-mail: gbpoulsen@aol.com

Objective:
Knowledgeable Certified Public Accountant with over seven years experience in Public Accounting and experience in supervising and management positions. Desiring to use this knowledge in the corporate environment to assist my employer to increase its profitability and meet their reporting requirements.

Education:
Masters Degree
Masters of Business Administration
Utah State University, Logan, UT

Bachelors Degree
Bachelor of Science - Accounting
Utah Valley State College, Orem, UT

Certifications:
Certified Public Accountant

Affiliations:
American Institute of Certified Public Accountants
Utah Association of Certified Public Accountants

Experience:
Robison, Hill

(maybe you should try monster)

Yankee Stadium

New York Yankees

Yankee Stadium | Bronx, NY 10451
phone 718-293-4300 | fax 718-681-8603

At Yankee Stadium, see the Yankees' quest for their 27th World Series trophy, or tour the hallowed grounds of past and present Yankee greats. One of the finest U.S. sports facilities. Groups: 12 . Private rooms: 15; capacity: 22-150.

(new york wankees maybe)

Corrupt Individuals

I'm away from home too and I feel terrible at the thought that there's no chance for the people out there to improve their lives merely because of few corrupt individuals holding high and influential posts in the government and major businesses. I really cannot think what this country is coming to...

(corrupt individuals and government, say its not true)

What do you hang?

Men hang out their signs indicative of their respective trades; shoe makers hang out a gigantic shoe; jewelers a monster watch, and the dentist hangs out a gold tooth; but up in the Mountains of New Hampshire, God Almighty has hung out a sign to show that there He makes men.

(nice happy monday to ya all)