YADI (Yet Another Dating Invite)

Hello and Good Morning,
I enjoyed reading your profile.You seem like a genuinely nice person,which is who I am looking for. I do not play games - life is too short.I think that it is important to start a relationship as friends and to have fun with each other.My kids are very important to me.I see them at least once a week,and every other weekend. We talkon the phone every morning. I think that we have a lot in common.Please read my profile and let me knowwhat you think. My regular e-mail address is bret_ko2003@yahoo.com
Bret

(at least this one is better than the previous)

Picking up ladylovlyass

Hello ladylovlyass,

I read your profile and thought we might be able to meet each others needs or wants. Read my profile and if you like what you see drop me a line at Wesman2500@aol.com.
Either way have some fun...

Wesman2500

(with a name like ladylovlyass, you know she has a huge backend)

One More Question

John,

Sorry, one more question. The other guy told us that they will go off of the highest score, is that correct? I just want to make sure that we qualify for the best rate.

Thanks again.
Brandon.

(yes, who ever is highest...)

Ch-Ch-Ch-Chain Mail

cause you just opened this you will have the BEST LUCK this week
<3 you're gonna get a gf-bf
<3 you're gonna get an A on all ur tests
<3 you're gonna get 20 new friends
<3 you're gonna fall in loveBUT you have to repost this bulletin with the name:"I'm Nakie""Shake that laffy taffy""NUDE PICS""Goldigger""We finally broke up!""my boyfriend iz pregnet""i got butt-raped""i lost my virginity""im bi""we got back together""want free head""i ate my gurl out""Yeah we fucked""i got back with her"

(isn't that precious)

Talk Dirty

Allie1736: did ash go to bed
CA Track03614: negative
CA Track03614: why ya wanna talk dirty?

(yes that is what i want. i want to talk dirty to you. ooh baby, ooh baby)

Babayboy

I love you! babayboy with all of my heart always and forever!

(touching, not really)

Hey LADIES!

ANY LADIES wanna have a good time? send me a private message and we'll talk on MSN

(who could refuse that offer)

BP Loss Prevention Group

Andre: Here's the information back from my friend Tom Stratton that previously managed the BP Loss Prevention group. Senior guy is indeed John Christiansen - - his office was at the Pamona training center as I recall . .I'm sure his contact info is floating around Westec.Swierczek is in Georgia--there was a guy named Ron Benhart in Chicago but I'm not certain if he's a) still around or b) still doing retail . . . Great talking with you this morning-

(hope these guys google themselves [ego surf])

Too Honest

Hello,

I recently received two identical shipments of this order. What would you like me to do with the extra items?

Regards…

(keep it)

or

(sell it on ebay)

or

(i am guessing that it was not something worth more than $20)

Directions

So here's how you get to the house. Go to the 1st Payson exit. Head down Main street. Turn left at the light on 100 North. Go through Payson and out til it gets to 55 mph again. In about a mile you'll see the sign to turn right for Elk Ridge. It's 1600 West. Go 2 miles til it turns into a T intersection. Turn left. Follow the curve in the road to the right and turn left at the Church. Take the 2nd right. That's Ama Fille Lane and keep left as it curves. Our house is 205 (about 5 houses up on the left).

(i'll be there for dinner @ 6:00pm)

Connect & Password

connect 69.93.245.11:27017;password match1

(not a very good password policy set on that box)

Writing A Song

Check yes or noGeorge StraitCheck Yes or NoIntro (DD--AA--GG, DD,--AA--GG) [D]It start[A]ed way ba[G]ck in eight grade[D]I used to [A]sit beside [G]Emmie Lou Hayes[D]A pink dress, [A]matching shoes, and a [G]pony tail[G]She kissed me on the school bus and [A]told me not to tell.(same progression)Next day I chased her around the playgroundAcross the monkey bars to the merry go roundand Emmie Lou got caught passing a noteBefore the teacher took it I read what she wrote: (chorus)Do you l[D]ove me?, Do you w[Bm]ant to be my f[G]riend?and if you d[A]o.Then d[D]on't be afraid to t[Bm]ake me by the ha[G]ndif you wa[A]nt to.G A (no Chords)I think this is how love goes...check yes or no.Then play introNow we're grown up and she's my wifeStill like two kids with stars in our eyesAin't much changed I still chase Emmie LouUp and down the hall,and the bed in our room.Last night I took her out in a white limousineTwenty years togethor and she still gets to mecan't believe it's been that long agowhen we got started with just a little note.

(check NO)

Horoscope Chain Email

Libra- I'm hot as hell
Scorpio- I'm the biggest player
Sagittarius- I`m a Good Kisser
Capricorn- I'm 100% Thug 4 Life
Aquarius- I'm the next Top Model
Pisces- I'm hella good in bed
Aries- I'm fly bitch
Taurus- I'm a sexy Rocker!
Gemini- I'm getting laid
Cancer- I'm a crazy ass motherfucka
Leo- I'm sexy
Virgo- I'm a certified gangsta.

since you opened this you'll have bad luck and a bad sex life unless you repost this in less than 10 minutes with the subject saying whatis after your sign

(if you actually got this and reposted it, you are a certified dumbass)

YAIM (Yet Another IM)

[20:17] KavitPC: yeah me too for I nedd to be with her..
[20:17] laurelPHoL: imagines she would be with you if she could be, Master

(yes master, whatever you say master)

IM HIGH

WHO ME IM HIGH PROFILE.. BEING BROWN BOY THATS MY NUTRAL STYLE

(congratulations brown boy on your NUTRAL style)

Is Today a Hat Day?

if ur reading this before 7:30 am... answer real quick...is today a hat day and if it is how do we git to wear a hat? ok well peace..


(you put it on your head hippie!)

Bank Transaction w/ Credit Card

Transaction Complete
You can print this page for your records.

Amount : 50.00
From : Savings 04183-7034xxx <-- (being nice)
To : VISA 4510-1400-0345-4xxx <-- (being nice)
New Balance (From Acct) : 589.42
Confirmation Number : 1618
Date and Time : 16 Dec 2005 at 19:30:27 EST

(geez, talk about getting all the details)

I've Just Been Informed That...

I've just been informed that there will be approximately $2 million in advertising including television, outdoor print, and via the web. As you can see, there will a great opportunity to promote your brand.

(i've just been informed that you are full of malarkey)

Wise Men Still Seek Him Today

Wise men still seek Him today, and as the wise men did 2000 years ago, still worship Him because He is coming back some day. Not as an infant in a manger, but clothed in power and majesty.

(i don't think they are talking about waldo)

Sick IM

spoiledbabi727: guess what i did
spoiledbabi727: i got my rents to let us have the downstairs so they'll b upstairs w/ the doggies all night
Jlorenz50: sick
spoiledbabi727: yeah
spoiledbabi727: so my comp has like ever music video on it, we have the kitchen for all the food and the tv has on demand
spoiledbabi727: basically everything
spoiledbabi727: lol

(i'm telling your rents, how is that for sick?)

Antecedent & Symptoms

Antecedent conditions
1. High cohesiveness
2. Insulation of the group
3. Lack of methodical procedures for search and appraisal
4. Directive leadership
5. High stress with low degree of hope for finding better solutions than the one favored by the leader or other influential persons

Symptoms of groupthink
1. Illusion of invulnerability
2. Collective rationalization
3. Belief in inherent morality of the group
4. Stereotypes of outgroups
5. Direct pressure on dissenters
6. Self-censorship
7. Illusion of unanimity
8. Self-appointed mind guards

Symptoms of defective decision making
1. Incomplete survey of alternatives
2. Incomplete survey of objectives
3. Failure to examine risks of prefered choice
4. Poor information search
5. Selective bias in processing information at hand
6. Failure to reappraise alternatives
7. Failure to work out contingency plans

(isn't that hilarious!)

Desperate

Whatever happens, will you still send me those really sexy pictures that you have been promising

(um yeah, they are on the way)

Contact cdibble

Phone: 765-474-5402
Fax: 765-474-4485
Cell: 765-404-2296
Email: cdibble@roeing.com

Jessica Simpson Image URLs

http://www.celebsinc.com/pictures/JessicaSimpson/nude/jessica_simpson_008.jpg
http://i.timeinc.net/teenpeople/images/2005/gallery/032805_dukes_jsimpson300.jpg
http://www.actressass.com/J/jessica_simpson/jessica_simpson_20.jpg
http://www.ilgeko.com/topcelebs/22060408/gallery/jessica_simpson01.jpg
http://www.baggie.net/babes/jessica_simpson/jessica_simpson_063.jpg
http://www.funponsel.com/images/jessica-simpson/jessica_simpson_11.jpg
http://www.crazydevils.ch/Jessica Simpson.jpg
http://www.jessicasimpson.com/pics/images/04.jpg

(bunch of horn dogs)

No Reason to Change

"I see no reason to change the approach we have had from Day 1. It's the only way I know how to do business, by continuing to be as aggressive as possible. We are aggressive with a little more caution this year, not because we won last year, but we are cognizant of the makeup for the club."

(as long as you are cognizant of makeup)

YACC (Yet Another Credit Card)

4510-1550-1281-30xx (<-- being nice)

(i think that brings the number of credit cards to about 40. brilliant people!)

The Nose

The nose is one of the most prominent features of the person's face. Men and women who are dissatisfied with the shape or size of their nose can improve their appearance through a procedure called rhinoplasty( nose reduction). Rhinoplasty is a surgical procedure in which deformities of the nose are corrected by removing, recontouring or rearranging bone and or cartilage.

(now you can fix that ski slope of yours)

Never Calls Unless He Wants Ass

well theres nothing to great here . and i miss you dearly .. i wish that you could come visit us southern bells... haha . i hope that acting goes GREAT !!!! i really do . and O M G .. me and josh are .. ugh .. i dont even know .. i know i know .. stupid girl .. his intension are for the worst i know . he never calls me not enless he wants ass it seems .. and ugh .. i hate it here . i wish i was there so we could cheer us both up

(is there any other reason to call?)

Yo what up cousin

Yo what up cousin this is Curt man I thought I just found your email address I was going to been email you. How are things going? How is the family? Hope everything is going good man when you think you are going to be in Philly again? This is my email address you can email me or B through this here I don’t know if Brian have an email address or not. How the service treating you? I am glad I found your email address because I know you probably can’t make calls so I will be hitting you up more often man, I hope you check you email regularly you probably don’t but when you get this reply back. Peace.

(waaaazzzzzuuuuup cuz)

Find a girl who calls you a pimp...

Find a girl who calls you a pimp instead of handsome, who doesn't call you and fuss when she is on her period, who will lie on the couch with you and watch a football game, or will stay awake just to listen to you snore...wait for the girl who kisses your bird dog, who wants to show you to the world when you're in your camoflauge, who thinks your just as pretty without your horse shirt on . One who is constantly reminding you how much she cares about your farming and deerhunting and how lucky she is to have you.....The one who turns to her friends and says, ""THAT'S HIM"".....

(or for most of you, just find a girl)

URL of the Day

www.dirtygirl23.com

(take a shower)

Flake

We kinda figured since you hadn’t responded to any of the most recent emails that you were going to flake out on us. Hell, you used to do it when we all worked in the same facility

(no flaking allowed)

Sudan Something Something

Sudan Respublikasının Azərbaycandakı Fövqəladə və Səlahiyyətli Səfiri cənab Şol denq Alak

(i wonder if that is Alak Trabak?)

The Gypsy in Varrock

Go to Varrock and talk to the gypsy. She wil explain the quest. To undrain the key in the pipe, which is part of the quest, use a buket of water over the drain and head for the sewer.

(but of course, what was i thinking. bukethead)

Divorce & Refinancing

Joan,

I am currently going through the process of a divorce and will need to refinance my current mortgage. I also have a Home Equity Line of Credit through Wells Fargo that I will need to remove my wife's name from. I will probably get a 5 year ARM so I would be interested in current rates/closing costs for this type of loan. I will be shopping around bit to get the best deal but I am hoping I can get the best deal through Wells Fargo since I've had a mortgage with them for 6 years now.I would be looking to close sometime in January.My current loan number is 976505xxx (<-- being nice). I look forward to hear from you soon, my best communication will be through email.

Thanks,
Matt V (<-- being nice, though many know him!)

Bible Quote

Christ which is received in the heart by faith, comes accompanied by this Divine breathing; and without this there is neither light nor life. Nothing is seen, known, discerned, or felt of God, but through this. After this, Christ directed the apostles to declare the only method by which sin would be forgiven. This power did not exist at all in the apostles as a power to give judgment, but only as a power to declare the character of those whom God would accept or reject in the day of judgment.

(after what most of you did this weekend, i thought you might need some piety)

Home Made Cough Syrup

Believe it or not the home made remedy for cough syrup for cough syrup really works.I used it last night and slept for a while...when I did finally wake up coughing I got up and took more and yes I slept ..Made a double batch this morning and haven't coughed much at all.

* Wanda *

(wanda also had dreams of falling into a hole and making friends with a rabbit)

To whom it may concern

To whom it may concern,I am applying for the position of Online Customer Support Engineer, which was advertised Dec. 11 with Gulf News. The position seems to fit very well with my education, experience, and career interests.According to the advertisement, your position requires excellent communication skills, computer literacy, and a B.S. degree. I am a graduate in Information Technogy with minor in Electronics Engineering. My studies have included courses in information systems, network engineering, telecommunications protocol, and business knowledge. I am team- and detail-oriented, works well under pressure, and am capable of working with diferent people in departments throughout the firm. These are skills I developed both in my course work and in my past experince with companies I worked with like GE Fianancials and Renton Technical College.My background and goals seem to match your requirements well. I am confident that I can perform the job effectively, and I am excited about the idea of working for a dynamic, nationally recognized firm like Scheider.If you would like to schedule an interview or otherwise discuss my interest in this position, please call me at 06 - 5537318. I will be available at your convenience.Thank you for your consideration.Sincerely,Adnan Naseem

(it does not concern me)

Noble Fool Theatricals

NOBLE FOOL THEATRICALS AT PHEASANT RUN / ST CHARLES PRESENTS ROASTING CHESTNUTS BOX OFFICE 630-584-6342 SUN DEC 18 2005 2:00 PM

(mmmmmh, roasting chestnuts)

MVEC Garage Heater

Note: If you are installing and wiring your garage heater this would also be a great time to add your air conditioner or electric water heater to our Energy Wise Off-Peak meter. This allows you to receive lower electric rates. For more information contact us at 952.492.2313. Question: Can MVEC help me finance the garage heater? Yes. We offer a 30, 60, 90 day payment plan with no interest. You pay three equal payments which are added to your electric bill. For example: garage heater cost $235 6.5% tax = $250, payments are spread across 30, 60, 90 days = $83.33/month which would be added to your electric bill for the next three months.

(needs to get me an Energy Wise Off-Peak meter)

Massachusetts Board of Registration in Medicine Profile

Massachusetts Board of Registration in Medicine
Physician Profile ROBERT D LEFFERT MD I.
Physician Information
(The information in sections I - V has been provided by the physician.)
License Status: Active
License Issue Date: 07/06/1972
Accepting New Patients: No
Accepts Medicaid: No
Primary Work Setting: Private Office
Business Address: 1 Hawthorne Place Suite 103 BOSTON, MA 02114
Phone: (617) 726-2954
Translation Services Available: Trans. Service
Insurance Plans Accepted: None
Reported Hospital Affiliations: Massachusetts General Hospital

(what's up doc?)

Auto Part In Stock

Hello,
Based on your part request it appears we have your Auto Part in stock, please give us a call during business hours for details. Due to a large volume of emails, we can better serve your parts requests and questions over the phone.
Toll Free: 866-226-8662 or 209-834-8201
Monday-Friday 8:00AM to 3:30PM

(not often you see a company push for the call instead of the email. thanks parts 2 go)

eBay Thank You

Thank you so much for purchasing this photo from us! I wanted to let you know that your picture will be shipping on December 8, from Spokane, WA and it should be to you a few days. The picture will be arriving via First Class Mail.Once the picture is received and you are satisfied with your purchase, I would appreciate you participating in eBay's feedbackprogram. We will gladly return the favor by leaving you the same feedback that you left for us. If, for whatever reason you are not satisfied, please contact me prior to leaving anything but positive feedback. Once neutral or negative feedback is posted, we cannot do anything to help you. We stand behind what we sell, and are more than willing to resolve any problems. Again, thank you and take care.

(i scratch your back, you scratch mine)

357 Mag Recoil

Thank you for video its perfect and show exactly what recoil is like (but to be 100% accurate we also have to take in account that you are big boy with big hands nevertheless I say it looks like a regular 357mag or so or am I wrong) thx for answer I well go SBR I jest wonted to play well the ATF is taking it time.

(i jest wonted to learn to spell)