Anti-Ryan Movement

If you hate Ryan nall pass this on to as many people as you can to spread the anti-ryan movement. if you dont you suck

(i guessing quite mature)

Turn Me On

i need someone to chat to on the internet, or on the phone. some one who can turn me on with their voice

(good luck with that)

Auction But No Action

Hello,

I won the following auction on November 28, 2005 SIZZIX FRAMES 4 LARGE RED DIE (8236111518). I paid for the items on November 29. In your shipping information you add the following statement (Seller's payment instructions:ALL PAYMENTS MUST BE RECIEVED WITHIN 7 DAYS PLEASE.SELLER IS NOT RESPONSABLE FOR LOST /DAMAGED ITEMS THAT ARE NOT INSURED.ALL SALES ARE FINAL, PLEASE ASK ANY QUESTIONS BEFORE BUYING. POSSITIVE FEEDBACCK WILL BE LEFT FOR BUYER WHEN FEEDBACK IS RECIEVED FOR SELLER.) As you can see I paid for the items the very next. It has been a little over a month and I havent receive the items yet nor an email letting me know that the items have been ship. Please let me know if the items for the auction have been ship since the last time that I sent an email regarding for the items or refund my money in case that you are not able send the items at this moment.

Regards,
Carmen

(i am sure they are on their way carmen)

Cough Syrup

Believe it or not the home made remedy for cough syrup really works.I used it last night and slept for a while...when I did finally wake up coughing I got up and took more and yes I slept ..Made a double batch this morning and haven't coughed much at all.

* Wanda *

(wanda also had dreams of falling into a hole and making friends with a rabbit)

(lucky wanda) <-- my comment

Everybody Knows You're Fake

Everybody knows you're fake
You're everything I fucking hate
And I'm everything that you could never be

(i am thankful for good friends)

The Wind Blows

what u knew.. its all fading to black.. step into the light, so u can see my shadered face... tryin to glue the pices back together.. the pieces of sometihng so real so true with nothing but hope holding it together..u step on all the small pieces that were alredy broken.. the broken pieces that were my heart... let it heal.. i try to let in mend itself.. the wind blows past.. and i past out.. the pain hurts just t much... the wind blows the scent of your perfume.. and its too much for me to talk.. i run from this place only to be lost in the same situatin again.. just a different scene.. u let me go.. i understand.. but why did u have to torture my soul until i died inside... all ive ever wanted was to find someone to belong to.. someone that i could trust with all my negativity.. the fault that u broke my heart is all my fault.. so im sorry... im sorry for letting u in... i can stop this shakin.. my shaking hands wont stop for the love of god please help me to sit still... i have to wait for a new love but my mind is racing.. my feet are pacing and i cant stop myself from running... please someone stop this maddness inside my head.. its just to much to take.. that i let someone do this to me

(the wind blows just like the above group of words)

I Totally Suck

And once N is 6 months old (how old he needs to be for swim lessons also) I can take him to the gym and put him in the daycare area. So I have 2.5 more months until that happens. I need to lose some of this fat. I feel disgusting. And I really need to work on eating better. I've been bad lately. [:(] I tried to be good, I really, really did. But it only lasted a few hours. I totally suck. [:p]

(it's near turkey day, just be thankful for N)

Dr. Becker and Liposuction

Liposuction -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Liposuction is an ideal procedure for someone of normal weight who would like to improve their body contour by specifically addressing problem areas. Optimal results are usually seen when a person is able to identify a localized specific area that they identify as problematic. Very nice results can also be obtained for patients who desire an overall improvement of contour in a more general area such as lower or upper body. Using the tumescent technique, a special solution is placed within the tissues before the fat is removed. This minimizes any bleeding and also makes the procedure less painful. Following liposuction, it is extremely important to wear a compression garment for one month and to have several sessions of massage therapy. Dr. Becker will include both of these in the price quote.

(sounds like dr. becker is a pecker)

Treacherous

12. If you could have anything that I have what would it be?: oh um...im not gonna answer that one bcuz its treacherous...

(ooh man, you're evil and twisted)

She Would Stoop

I just can't believe she would stoop to doing that. Not only was what I said to her supposed to be just between her and me, but she totally twisted it around!! I'm so pissed at her right now

(like totally, for sure)

Could Do Better?

ZxSexiLilShawTxz: hey this is Amber Michael..Erin Cooks cousin..im just wonderin why u told Richard Blackwell that he could do better then Erin?

(can he?)

Warcraft Disks

So how can you expect me to just close my eyes and forget your mistakes? defending you is getting harder everyday says: have all warcraft disks in perfect condition in a perfect box, on the telephone table waiting for you

(nice IM name geek)

Paladin Talents

Paladin Talents

Minimum Required Level: 60
Required Talent Points: 51
Holy Talents - 13 points
Divine Strength - rank 5/5
Spiritual Focus - rank 5/5
Healing Light - rank 2/3
Consecration - rank 1/1
Retribution Talents - 38 points
Improved Blessing of Might - rank 5/5
Benediction - rank 5/5
Improved Judgement - rank 2/2
Deflection - rank 5/5
Vindication - rank 2/3
Conviction - rank 5/5
Seal of Command - rank 1/1
Pursuit of Justice - rank 2/2
Eye for an Eye - rank 2/2
Two-Handed Weapon Specialization - rank 3/3
Vengeance - rank 5/5 Repentance - rank 1/1

(for all you 20-sided dies freaks)

SLOPE OPERATION

II. SLOPE OPERATION

Slopes are a major factor related to slip and fall accidents which can result in severe injury. All slopes require extra caution.If you feel uneasy on a slope, do not trim it.

(them damn slopes are everywhere)

FoReVeR

(*)Im CrAzy AbOuT hIm(*)Im FoReVeR hIs GiRl(*) iLl LoVe HiM FoReVeR(*)(L) love ya tomxxxXXX(l)

(you are crazy, that's for sure)

Another Chuck Fact

Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".

(gotta love chuckisms)

Supergum

Understand the new Supergum set up and the people involved in Flexitallic business How to progress Supergum to Allied Distributor status. Add license to manufacture semi metallic products in Israel Supergum marketing and currency exchange rebates and how to remove these Market opportunities for Sigma and Thermiculite Market pricing Competition activities in Israel

(gum chewed by superman?)

TPI Motor

i have for sale a nice tpi motor that i can't use right now so it should go to a good home where it'll be taken care of because my current situation won't allow it inside. it is a fully complete motor with accessories and belts(need replacement) it does need to be cleaned up a bit but it is a strong running motor, and has plenty of power. there are two things though that i need to mention, first, the valve guides are starting to go and will need replacement within the next year or two and the computer is not included, when i got the motor i forgot to pick it up. i'm not home during the day and i'm hard to get ahold of so email me at kravillion667@hotmail.com with a number i can reach you at along with your name and any questions you have. thanks

(let 'em know if you are in the market for a tpi motor)

Hi Everybody

Hi Everybody !!

Thanks for your letter, I'll just have to cheat and do the old e-mail thing. All is good here, Debbie was off for 1 week between X-mas and New Year and I was off for 3 weeks !! I think I am getting a little taste of what it might be like to be retired, I think I like it !! Only took 2 days for Conv. and they told me to take the rest of them, pushing 1 week into the New Year, so it was kind of nice. I laid laminate flooring in Brenaya's room and it turned out real fine for a first timer like me. Also took 3 load of junk and stuff from the garage to the dump. The rest of the family were going to have a garage sale but just seem to busy to put it all together and so I took it all away.

Kalvin is here just now on his 3 weeks off from the mine, heavy duty wedding planning happening here as May 5th is creeping up on us. All seems to be falling into place reasonably well.

Nothing new just round and round we go, so take care and have a good year !

Regards Rog

(sounds like dr. nick from the simpson's - "hello everybody")

Being Gay

williw7033: ur the one being gay just making up stories cz u have nothing better to do

(authors are all gay?)

Date Kaitlin

Mosley: DATE KAITLIN!!!!
crimson_falcon139: dude
Mosley: look at your stat
Mosley: its always that
crimson_falcon139: yes i kno
crimson_falcon139: yea
Mosley: you like her dont you
crimson_falcon139: i duno
Mosley: shes pretty amn
crimson_falcon139: yea
Mosley: seeMosley: shes a really nice person too
crimson_falcon139: yea

(well as long as she is a nice)

Special Email Address

i_am_special_101@hotmail.com

(yes you are)

North Dakota Profiles

shopgirl21 20/F Bismarck, North Dakota,United States
risktaker1_lady 20/F Mandan, North Dakota,United States
SmartArtGirl 23/F Bismarck, North Dakota,United States
VBGal 20/F Bismarck, North Dakota,United States
sexyeroticlady 26/F Bismarck, North Dakota,United States

Join now! * Actual member photos. Other data for illustrative purposes only.

(with names like that, who needs photos)

Adriana Lima Fan - Not

Adriana Lima was the absolute bitchiest supermodel I have ever seen. Imagine every stereotype you have about foreign people and supermodels, and that's exactly what Adriana was. I mean it's not like she was driving a taxi or snorting coke, but she had this thick Brazillian accent and was being the most stuck up person I have ever witnessed. Man, it's a good thing she's hot

(yes it is a good thing)

Player Biography

Player Biography
Name: jayn
Gender: f
Age: 18
Weight: 10.0 Stone
Height: 5'9
Eyes: brown
Hair: Black
Location: UK
Alliance: [TS]
Job: I Could Tell You, But They Would Have To Kill You
Banned Count: 0
Most Accounts Owned at One Time: 1
Game Occupation: Trader

(i hope "they" are not traders too)

You Were Gone

Last thing I knew I had gone to sleep with you, and next thing you were just GONE

(you might want to get use to that one)

Chuck and Snakes

Chuck Norris refuses to wear a condom. Instead, he wears a live rattle snake.

(now there is a real man)

Clumsy & Stupid

“He is as clumsy as he is stupid”

(nice fellow though)

J.P. Store Summary

5:33 STORE SUMMARY VIEW SCREEN J.P.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
¦ VEHICLE COUNT··········· 9
¦ TOTAL SALE $··········· 3076.83 BILLED OUT TRANSACTIONS· 9
¦ TOTAL DISCOUNT $······· 0.00 VOIDED TRANSACTIONS····· 0
¦ TOTAL TAX $············ 143.38 REMOVED TRANSACTIONS···· 0
¦
¦ GRAND TOTAL $·········· 3220.21
¦ COMPUTER TURN ON TIME··· 04:32:38
¦ FIRST TRANSACTION TIME·· 08:41:24
¦ LAST TRANSACTION TIME··· 16:19:34
-------------------------------------------------------------------------


(9 vehicles = $3076, hope those are not oil changes)

MSN Thing

Bcc: Subject: Msn thing..
Date: Wed, 04 Jan 2006 19:12:23 0000
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/html;
format=flowed
X-OriginalArrivalTime: 04 Jan 2006 19:12:23.0766 (UTC)
FILETIME=[CB0BE760:01C61162]

Hey it is Andy and john the directors of MSN, sorry for the interruption> >but msn is closing down. this is because too many inconsiderate people> >are> >taking up all the name (eg making up lots of different accounts for just> >one> >person), we only have 578 names left. If you would like to close your> >account, DO NOT SEND THIS MESSAGE ON. If you would like to keep your> >account, then SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST. This is> >no> >joke, we will be shutting down the servers. Send it on, thanks.> >> >WHO EVER DOES NOT SEND THIS MESSEAGE, YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE CLOSED AND YOU> >WILL COST £10.00 A MONTH TO USE. SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT> >LIST.> >> >> >NOW YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. PLEASE DO NOT FORWARD THIS or REPLAY.> >COPY THE> >WHOLE EMAIL. GO BACK TO YOUR INBOX AND CLICK ON NEW. AND PASTE> >> >THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION

(hey andy and john, suck it)

HOT or NOT?

HOT or NOT?

Post this if you want to see who thinks that you're H0TT or N0T.

0 ewwwwwwwwwwww!
1 NOT ATTRACTiVE
2 DECENT
3 CUTE
4 FINE AS HELL
5 ID DO YOU
6 PRETTY HOT AND TEMPTiNG
7 Lovable I LOVE YOU!!!
8 I WANNA MAKE U MY MAN/GURL
9 Lovable
10 SEXIEST PERSON I KNO
11 Fuckin hottie, anything but sex
12 I'll have sex with you right now

Leave me a message. If you don't re-post this, then you must be waaaaay to insecure to see what people really think of you!

(yes, i am the one who is insecure. don't forget your pacifier and blanky)

Promotional Campaign

Dear Ms. Basma,

Thank you for the details on the promotional campaign. The students told us that they enjoyed the campaign immensely. Can you please send us an evaluation of the students on their performance? You can rate them Poor, Fair, Good, Very Good or Excellent. This will help us in bettering our choice while nominating students in future. Please also update us on the payment of the students.

Thank you.

Regards,
Fadia Al Marzook

(rate them poor. i hear that it is good for morale and self-confidence)

Fetish

mr. dyer has a fetish for spoiled lunch meat :-X

(yummy)

Dear Earl

Dear Earl,How do I build an igloo?

Christiana, Age 13

(very carefully)