Calibration Tool Rounding

From: John Henderson [mailto:john.henderson@djh.com]
Sent: Sunday, December 18, 2005 3:08 PM
To: 'Theo.Stalls@bluescopesteel.com'
Subject: RE: DJH Designs...How to round off results

Hi Theo,

What calibration tool size have you set the lens too? If you calibration tool is a KR812 then the calibration tool size should be .1mm if it is a KR806 or 807 then the tool size should be .010”

Regards
John

(now this is a juicy email, KR806, ooh makes me shiver)

Older Brother

lol ya well i am rely scared of her brother soi don't know if i...

The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:like i will be honest i thought her older brother wud be a fag ...

- Scott- says:and a nerd and weak

(can't wait til you get pounded by a weak nerd fag)

FUCKABLE!

FUCKABLE!!HEY! IF U THINK THAT THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS IS "FUCKABLE" THEN TELL THEM! THROUGH A MEESAGE ... KEEP IT CONFIDENTIAL!!!- U WOULD BE SURPRISED TO SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT U R FUCKABLE.- THEN REPOST THIS IN 1 MIN OR NOBODY WILL EVER FUCK YOU FOR 1 YR!- AREN'T U A LITTLE CURIOUS TO SEE WHO WOULD FUCK YOU?- HURRY AND RE-POST THIS! - =)

(another sign the world is coming to an end)

Food Alergies

dont be woried im not gona leave you, i worry durring this weather about ur safty i pray that your always ok with your food alergies etc. everything i think about usualy revolves around you besides school i can only promise and if it makes you feel any better if i make a serious promise ive never broken it if physicaly or mentaly possible and staying true to you i know i can do, i know i will do

(that is so damn touching)

Ur So Amazing

Rachel,

i love you sooooo much!!Ur so amazing. and wonderful, i duno what i would do without you...

i love you babe

(you cheated on her, didn't you)

Chellie - Boob Grabber

chellie is perty cool she trys to screen but she sucks and she grabs her boobs dont no why but w/e she must like it

(way to go chellie)

Failed Domain Transfer

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DOMAIN TRANSFER FAILED - Status Not Valid
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Dear Herbert Thacker,

You recently purchased a domain registrar transfer for:RAYMAXEQUIPMENT.COM
However, the current status of the above domain name(s) is:REGISTRAR-LOCK, Domain names in this status cannot be transferred. Please contact your current registrar to resolve this issue.

(ah man, that's the domain name that i wanted. sorry thacker)

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(i got a feeling that a lot of people copy and pasted this list)

Herb Dude

ya dude i regret not going but watever i think that swat is pretty much unbeatable hahah but dude u have no idea how much herb i have....u probably herb but dude hahaha..............

(i have a pretty good idea how much herb you got)

Emily has AIDS!

Emily has AIDS!AIDS AIDS AIDS!AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!
Emily has AIDS!
And so this is the end of our story
And Emily is dead from AIDS
It took from Rachel her best friend
Her only true pal
Her only bright star (she died of AIDS)
Well I'm gonna march on Washington
Lead the fight and charge the brigades
There's a hero inside of all of us
I'll make them see Emily has AIDS
My father (AIDS!)
My sister (AIDS!)
My uncle and my cousin and her best friend (AIDS AIDS AIDS!)
The gays and the straights
And the white and the spades
Emily has AIDS!
My grandma and my dog 'ol blue (AIDS AIDS AIDS)
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We gotta break down these baricades, Emily hasAIDS! x 20

(as i have pointed out before, i only post the stuff)

Meet Mr. Blake

Name: Blake Veath
birthdate:5-18-93
Birthplace: st.louis
Current Location: st.louis
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: light brown
Height:5`8
Weight: IDK
Piercings: none
Tatoos : none
Overused Phraze: FuCK yOU
FAVORITES Food:salad
Candy:tiwx
Number:18
Color: pink
Animal:Dog
Drink:serria mist
Alcohol Drink:corana
Bagel:plain W/ cream cheese
Letter: B
Body Part on Opposite sex:butt

(how about some pink cream cheese on that dog's butt?)

(IDK = not skinny)

Santa Gave Me a Knife

Hi Larry,

Thanks for your quick payment! Your knife will be mailed first thing in the morning. I hope that you enjoy it. Please let me know if you have any questions or concerns when you receive your knife.

Thanks again and Merry Christmas,
Dave

(nothing says happy holidays like a good stabbing knife)

Buildings Report of Chaos Realms

Buildings Report of Chaos Realms (26:38)[http://www.utopiatemple.com Angel v1.70 Beta 3]

Server: World of Legends (Age 30)
Ruler Name: Lord Chaos
Personality: The Mystic
Race: Elf
Building Efficiency: 85.9%
Kingdom Stance: Fortified

1. Homes: 1,432 (32.2%) 42 in progress ( 0.9%)2. Farms: 521 (11.7%)3. Banks: 434 (9.8%) 9 in progress ( 0.2%)4. Guilds: 651 (14.6%) 14 in progress ( 0.3%)5. Towers: 1,301 (29.3%) 29 in progress ( 0.7%)Total Land: 4,447 Acres (97.6% built)In Progress: 94 Acres (2.1%)** Effects Summary (Available Buildings Only) **1. 7,160 maximum population2. Produce 31,328 bushels (39,160 with FL)3. 13,048gc, 7.57% income4. Training about 22.37 wizards per hour5. Produce 13,411 runes per hour** Effects Summary (Including Future Buildings) **1. 7,370 maximum population3. 13,319gc, 7.7% income4. Training about 22.85 wizards per hour5. Produce 13,710 runes per hour

(way to go Lord Chaos, you rule!)

Dietetics Email

----- Original Message -----
From: K C
To: Dietetics-L
Sent: Wednesday, December 07, 2005 2:52 PM
Subject: Need help COPD nutrition presentation

I'm going to give a talk about adequate nutrition for COPD. Could you give me any ideas what I should include? I'm thinking appropriate Kcals, caution about sulfites, food and drug (for pts on steroids). Thanks bunch!

(i think appropriate steroids with Bonds and Sheffield demonstrating ought to cover it)

FEMA now has "Automated Status Update"

FEMA automatic status update available by phone

FEMA has added a new "Automated Status Update" function to its registration phone line for those who registered for FEMA assistance.

1. Call 1-800-621-FEMA
2. Provide your FEMA registration ID number, date of birth and the last four digits of your social security number.
3. You still have the option of talking to a FEMA help line operator.

What information is available?Applicants can immediately check the status of their case and basic information about their accounts using a voice response system. You can get information about:

Your personal registration
Your eligibility status
Your financial compensation
The appeals process

(wow! FEMA is really on the ball... now!)

He Charges $35.00 per hour

He charges $35.00 per hour and his phone number is 206-406-5062.

(he is either a cheap man whore, or an expensive lawn boy)

Asians Love to Sing...

12/19/2005 - These guys at UC Davis reinforce an important lesson: Asians love to sing in front of a webcam.

(tis the golden rule)

Cupa Conversation

Vic says:well im back to bristol for new year then im back to the bourne then i go to uni around the 17th of jan]
Bruce says:i cant wait guna be so nice to see everyone xmas eve!
Vic says:i know havent seen everyone in ages
Vic says:right guys off to have a cupa
Vic says:speak to you soon
Bruce has left the conversation.

(you enjoy your cupa vic)

Cambridge Townhomes

is evidenced by, and includes but is not limited to, that fact that Royal failed to provide for, or participate in, the defense of Cambridge Townhomes, LLC against claims made by the Cambridge Townhomes Homeowner’s Association regarding Cambridge Townhomes, LLC’s liability arising out of Interwest Industries’ work on the Cambridge Townhomes project.

(shame on you Royal)

Drugie Video

ftp://mammoth.jinr.ru/pub/video/Drugie

(have not looked at it myself, but the title seemed interesting enough)

Bet Card - 2 Team Parlays

1) BET ID=139688564 Parlay (2 Teams) 12/18/05 12:51 ET 10.00/26.00 Result: Pending Panthers(Carolina)Saints(NewOrleans)(N) 12/18/05 (13:05 ET)Panthers(Carolina) -10 Panthers(Carolina)Saints(NewOrleans)(N) 12/18/05 (13:05 ET)Over 40

2) BET ID=139688565 Parlay (2 Teams) 12/18/05 12:50 ET 10.00/26.00 Result: Pending Chargers(SanDiego)Colts(Indianapolis) 12/18/05 (13:05 ET)Chargers(SanDiego) 7 Cowboys(Dallas)Redskins(Washington) 12/18/05 (16:20 ET)Cowboys(Dallas) 0

(gambling, well that's illegal online. i am going to tell)

Angelic Resume

DONNA ANGEL
1011 Corwin Avenue
Hamilton, Ohio 45015
(513) 844-6212

Objective
To obtain a position as a secretary.

Education

1976-1979
Lakota High SchoolWest Chester, Ohio
G.E.D. received June 1989

1998-2000
Cincinnati State College Cincinnati, Ohio
Took various classes to increase my knowledge

Experience

2004-Present
DNA Diagnostics Center
Fairfield, Ohio
Customer Service Representative

2000-2004
Dayton Eye Institute
Dayton, Ohio
Office Manager

1989-2000
Butler County MR/DD
Hamilton, Ohio
Work Advisor/Trainer/ Union President P.G.O. 1270

Office Skills:
Microsoft Word, Microsoft Excel, Microsoft Works, Microsoft Office, Typewriter, Calculator, Phone Etiquette, Filing, Fax Machine, Copier, Switchboard
References Available Upon Request

(you got some mad skillz donna, would also like some references please)

Texas Doctor List

Dr. Lisa Jukes 512-301-6767 Int. Med2 docs Austin Do not use for now
Dr. Kimberly Carter 512-474-0017 OBGYN4 docs Austin Do not use for now
Dr. Craig Bradley 936-559-7400 OBGYN solo Nacogdoches
Dr. Cuong Nguyen281-313-1193 OBGYN solo Sugarland Do not use for now
Dr. Umang Kherterpal 956-504-5360 ENT solo Brownsville Do not use for now/Not live yet
Dr. Haroon Patel361-694-6710 solo Corpus Cristi
Dr. Jeb Stuart Miers214-696-1118 Int Medsolo Dallas Don not use for now
Dr. Dennis Tran 817-277-9740 FP solo Arlington
Georgetown Medical 512-930-4593 Multi 9 Georgtown John-Admin - DO NOT USE FOR NOW
Dr. Navnit Mehta 281-446-7173 FP2 Humble

("Not live yet", that is an interesting one)

Thanks Mrs. Papadeus

Hi Mrs. Papadeus,

Thank you for allowing me to help you with this very special purchase. I think it is beautiful, and I know you will enjoy it for many years to come.I hope you have a Holiday Season filled with Joy, and a New Year filled with Health and Prosperity!

Sincerely,
Jon

(does it come with 2AA batteries?)

Qantas Frequent Flyer Program

Tax Considerations

Qantas recommends that you consult a taxation adviser to ensure that you understand possible Taxation and Fringe Benefits Tax implications, if any, related to your membership of the Qantas Frequent Flyer program.A tax invoice can be provided to allow eligible persons to reclaim the Australian Goods and Services Tax (GST). For more information on the GST, please refer to the Australian Tax Office.

(for all you aussies who regularly fly out of the outback)

Lotus Notes Calendar Entry

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SAP Update.LOCATION:SDPU Conference Room.ORGANIZER;CN="Sirjiwan Singh/Directors/WockhardtUK";SENT-BY="mailto :Gill.Skelding@wockhardt.co.uk":mailto:Sirjiwan.Singh@wockhardt.co.ukUID:
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(hope you had a nice meeting sirjiwan and gill)

Online Learning Feedback

The information and the class were fairly interesting. I do not know about how the curve will breakdown, nor do I really care. (I am taking the class pass/fail, and while I may not be perfect I am 100% certain that I am in the pass category.) However, if I had been a underclassman (freshman, etc.) I would have been very stressed out about where I would fall on the scale. Some sort of approximate grading breakdown by points would go a long way to alleviate some fears or concerns. Hard to learn online, the "online lectures" were extremely interesting and would enjoy reading more of them. Unfortunately the quizzes and assignments had little overlap with the lectures. I basically found myself searching the book for the answers each quiz, and not really learning much. Good luck with this course in the future, I think it is a great opportunity.

("online lectures" were stimulating, whoops that was the porn)

How to Make Rock Candy

How to Make Rock Candy

You will need: 1 Glass jar or drinking glass 1 Piece of cotton string 1 Pencil or stick 1 Paper clip 1 Food coloring (optional) 1 c Water 2 c Sugar Additional sugar Tie a short piece of cotton string to the middle of the pencil or stick. Attach a paper clip to the end of the string for a weight. Moisten the string very lightly, and roll in a bit of sugar (this will "attract" the sugar crystals from the syrup to the string). Place the pencil or stick over the top of the glass or jar with the string hanging down inside. Heat the water to boiling, and dissolve the 2 cups of sugar into it. For the biggest crystals FAST, heat the sugar-water solution a SECOND time, and dissolve as much additional sugar as you can into it. Add a few drops of food coloring to the solution if you want colored candy. Pour the solution into the prepared glass or jar and leave undisturbed for a couple of days. Depending on how much sugar you were able to dissolve into the water, you should start to see crystals growing in a few hours to a few days. This is the stuff in bottom of the bottle of Rock n Rye whiskey

(mmmmm rye whiskey)

Don't Confuse Respect for Lack of Interest

please don't confuse respect for lack of interest. I'm very attracted to you. I wanted you to know. i didn't want you to think that because i haven't tried anything that i'm not "that into you". if there's nothing there then i hope i haven't blasted our friendship. that's up to you i guess. you said you weren't looking for anything intense. i don't need that shit either. maybe i should just say, i had a really good time, and i seem to whenever you're around. if this weirds you out, forget i even sent it.

(i am sure the friend thing will work)

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...
(You MUST read them out loud)

1) That's not right ....................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ........................... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ......................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? ............ Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table ........ Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift ........... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here ................. Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ........... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone ................ No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight ................ Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile .......... Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive ........... Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great ........................ Fa Kin Su Pah

(i guess that covers everything you would ever need to know)

Staff Party

not yet no, but tonight is my staff party so i will either be hungover or still drunk tomorrow.

(got to love dedication)

Trust

I hope the next relationship you're in one...TRUST THE FUCKING PERSON

(i feel some hostility in that line)

(better than "trust the person fucking")

Rsync Comand

rsync -a ssh --delete c:/slideroll root@192.168.2.5:/mnt/hda/slideroll/

(shouldn't play as root)

Gunbound Guild

this guild has been made with the purpose to make a nice community if Gunbound players,and enjoy all together of our skills and strategies to make this game,a nice place to spend loot of time of our life Promotion Loyalty and game mates realible is other necessity.

(sung to the tune of the lollipop guild)

Worst Chain Mail Ever

DO NOT OPEN IN FRONT OF PARENTS...5 PPL ACTUALLY GOT KILLED BY NOT SENDING THIS PIECE OF MAIL.THE CREATOR OF THIS MAIL HAS A PROGRAM THAT WILL TRACK DOWN UR ADDRESS. By opening this chainmail u have been given bad luck for 2 months. If u repost this message then the bad luck will turn good.Here are the rules.1)Give the bulletin a name that has nothing to do with a chain letter because this letter is a trap. The more people that you trick, the better luck you will haveMAKE A TITLE TO THROW SOMEONE OFF---------------------------------------------SiiNCE U HAVE OPENED THiiS U HAVE TO REPOST iiT!..U HAVE 5MiiNUTES TO REPOST THiS!!..iiF YOU DONT U WiiLL BE SiiNGLEUNTiiL YOUR 45 NO JOKE!!PUT...--->TONGUE(iiF YOUR TAKEN)MAKEOUT (iiF YOU WANT SOMEONE)SEX(iiF YOUR SiiNGLE)--->KiiSS iiN THE RAiiN(iiF YOUR iiN LOVE)something good will happen to u at 11:05

(and i thought the world could not get anymore worthless, was wrong)

Black Market PDA Phones

hey man!attached here is an excel sheet of the pda phones, price is also shown...if interested, pls get back to me, k? we'll discuss further then :)the prices r cheaper than the normal market here too ;)navIn

p.s. n ravin, this is urgent cos i am leavin n all :)

(hey man, don't leave, i needz me a new phone)

WinZip 10.0 Registration

Product: WinZip 10.0 Standard Single-User
Registration Name: Jay Brooxx <-- (kind of being nice)
Registration Code: 50DKW-TGTF7-8RYUF-DDV25-QYAWD-0VMH2
Download Link: http://download.winzip.com/ngs/winzip100.exe

(thanks jay, have fun zippin)

Mallory Maier - This is Your Life

Chris,

Sorry it too so long to send this to you, but here it is.

Thank you,
Mallory Maier

College major - Sports Management Academics - 3.4 GPA

Golf
Played for the Licking County Junior Golf Association
First female to ever play golf at Heath High SchoolFroshmen - Played on boys teamSophomore - Played on boys team Junior - Played as an individual in the Mid State League and the Mid Ohio Girls Golf LeagueAwards - Bulldog Award, second team all Mid State LeagueSenior - Scoring average 45. First team all Mid State League, Team MVP, Team Captain, second place finish in both the MSL pre-season and post season tournaments. Holds the school record for lowest round of 40. Three time medalist in MSL matches.Mallory was very instumental in putting together the first girls golf team at Heath High School in 2005.

Swimming
MVP for 3 yearsTeam captain 3 yearsDistrict qualifier 3 years

(thanks for sharing mallory, good luck in the future)

Your _____ Name

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and street name)Sparky Wood
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on father's side first name, favorite candy)Dorothy Snicker
3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)H Smi
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite animal, name of high school) Cat Lincoln Way Central
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)Marie Palatine
6. YOUR OPPOSITE SEX NAME: (name of dad/mom, cell phone company you use)Steve Virgin
7. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)Smimankit

(hey, i just post the crap)