Bad Judge of Character

anju: dont follow my advice.............i am a bad judge of character , people emotions and all
anju: i am mostly wrong

(should i not follow your advice and take your advice anju?)

Feel Terrible

I'm away from home too and I feel terrible at the thought that there's no chance for the people out there to improve their lives merely because of few corrupt individuals holding high and influential posts in the government and major businesses. I really cannot think what this country is coming to...

(fyi, their ip and proxy ip addresses are from amsterdam. what is amsterdam coming to?)

Something Something

re7aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabezaiak ya gameel? wallahy wa7shany awi, enty wel 3ial koollohom. ISA ya rab ashofkom orayeb bas ana akhlas men el emte7anat, fadel 1 week :((ed3eely dana awel wa7ed kemya rabena yestor. ISA ill finish 24-9 w 3aleeky kher :)) bas rabena yestor.Ana bas kont 3awez a2ollek MABROOOOOOOOOOOK lololololololey mwah mwah mwah mwah 3ashan elnateega, 3o2baly ya rab anga7 bas. w ooly lekol el 3ial mabrook bardo. rehab bgad matenseesh, a7san de teteer feeha re2ab ;) w sallemeely ba2a 3alehom kollohom.mashy ya abba, mate7remeenash ba2a men missedatek w emailatek. a2ollek salam ba2a waroo7 anam, take care (7elwa take care de ;) ) salam ya gameel.

(is the 3l337 5p34k and a foreign language combined?)

Inductive Reactance

Inductive reactance, XL XL = 2fL where: XL = reactance in ohms () f = frequency in hertz (Hz)L = inductance in henrys (H)

(yeah, what they said)

Dell Support Problem

I just spent about an hour on the phone with one of Dell's MCE support people and reconfigured everything with no success. They promised to look into it and get back to me. If they can't figure out anything they want me to go to their paid support. Either that or wipe the system clean and start from scratch, which I am only going to do as a last resort if at all.Before paying for support for this I would sure like to eliminate Direcway as the problem or it will be time and money wasted. I talked with Direcway support and they say that there have been no other reports of problems with this. Of course that doesn't mean that there haven't been any.Just for your information the exact error message I get when the download fails in MCE is: "Failure attempting to download new guide data. Code:13"The error message I get when trying to synchronize with an internet time server is: "An error occurred getting the status of the last synchronization. The handle is invalid."Let me know if you figure out anything and I'll do the same.

(something tells me this person will be going to paid support)

Barber Quote

"Empowering the merely ignorant, and endowing the uneducated with the power to make collective decisions is not democracy but, at best, mob rule."

-Benjamin Barber

(mob rule, mob rule, mob rule)

List of Names

Brian C. Lenz, Frederick A. Sweeting, Daniel I. Schneider, Paul K. DuPuy, Tamer B. Shabaneh, Alexander H. Consky, Thomas W. Runcie, Gregory M. Kreischer, Weizhen Tan, Jonathan J. Awerbuch, Chethan Ramamurthy, Nathan D. Clarke, Ameya V. Paradkar, Gabriel E. Ramos, Derek D. Toms, Prashant K. Bhavaraju, Ekul I. Latna, Timothy O. Bakke Jr, Antony D. Tushman, Michael H. Gadsden, Javier H. Fernandez, William Q. Bruning, Jeffrey A. Camhi, Charles M. Kluender, James P. Gumpper, Scott F. Abramson, Shardul K. Oza, James A. Seidman, Anton L. Hasenkampf, Adam B. Slutsky, Greg N. Sirois

(is your name on the list?)

Instructures

My main instructures were to simply describe the technology that they were comparing it to to describe the type of development methodology that they use day to day. Mainly the document was to be a description of Compact Framework to give an overview of the .NET environment to cover what they were asking for when they were comparing it to what we were proposing. Not a "Product Requirements" by any means, but that was the label it received during the meeting.

(i got to get me some instructures too!)

Team America Soundtrack.

AMERICA FucK YEAH!America. America. America Fuck Yeah.Comin' again to save the mother fucking day, yeah.America, fuck yeah!Freedom is the only way, yeah.Terrorist your game is throughcause now you have to answer to America, fuck yeah.So lick my butt and suck on my balls.America, fuck yeah.What ya gonna do when we come for' you now?Its the dream that we all share, its the hope for tomorrow.Fuck yeah.McDonalds, Wal-mart, the Gap, baseball, NFL, rock and roll, the internet, slavery, Fuckk yeah, fuck yeah.Starbucks, Disneyworld, porno, valium, Reebok, fake tits, sushi, Taco Bell, rodeo, BedBath and Beyond.Liberty, waxed lips, the Alamo, Band-Aids, Christmas, immigrants, Popeye, Democrats, Republicans, sportsmanship, books.Sad Fuck YeahAmerica, fuck yeah.Comin' again to save the mother fucking day yeah.America, fuck yeah.Freedom is the only way yeah.Terrorist your game is through.Now you have to answer to America, fuck yeah.America, fuck yeah.

(took me a couple to figure this on out)

Brainstorming Techniques

Axia College Material
Appendix B Brainstorming Techniques

Click on any text and begin typing your ideas over the existing text. Submit this completed appendix as an attachment. Click in any box, and begin typing your ideas over the existing text. To group your ideas together (or put them in order), left-click on the edge of a box, and drag it to a new place on the page.

Idea ________________ Idea ________________
Idea ________________ Idea ________________
Idea ________________ Idea ________________
Idea ________________ Idea ________________

(Axia College must be full of genii)

Windows Info

Version: Windows XP Service Pack 2
Product Key: C4BH3-P4J7W-9MT6X-PGKC8-XXXXX
Product Id: 55034-365-6725323-22700
Organization: HomeReg
User: Hata wabaya nacheka nao

(nice to meet you Hata wabaya nacheka nao)

Product Question

I want to ask if your product is working with:
1. Daewoo Nubira (2000)
2. Daewoo Matiz (2000)
3. Opel Astra 1.7dti (2000)
4. VW Golf 1.9tdi (2001)
5. VW Passat 1.9tdi (2001)

thank you

(yes, yes, no, maybe, only on fridays, you're welcome)

Email Snip

---Original Message-----From: Downing, Ruby [mailto:DowningR@state.gov] Sent: Wednesday, August 17, 2005 2:44 PMTo: Thomas, Carla J; Jones, Vontrice L; Parker, Pamela E; Simpson, Calvin M;Barnes, Carolyn M; Kidd, Patricia E; 'Glenn Lewis'; 'Jackie. H. Green';Earline Simons (E-mail); Emma L. Warren (E-mail); Margaret A. Walker(E-mail); Marshall Pulley (E-mail)Subject: FW: gas prices...see what they're bring people to

(bringing people to forward emails)

Do not eat the Paste

paste this text to the address bar and press enter

(i think they copied the wrong text)

Ouch!

asleep, because you and everything in, about, and of this town are simply not worth the effort it takes to open my fucking eyes for anymore.

(wonder what town they are in?)

Apology

i meant you no such harm.

(it really hurt though)

Email of the Week

FSchnepel@BostonFinancial.com

(why doesn't everyone send them a little happy note today)

Alcohol Warning

Mothers could be permanently damaging their babies by drinking even low levels of alcohol during pregnancy, researchers have warned. Serious problems such as severe learning disabilities and physical abnormalities ...

(i just post the secrets)

Anti-Virus Software Re-installed

CA eTrust anti-virus software was re-installed on server PRDAVNAS1. There was a problem with the software, caused by the fact that the server was created from an image of the other server.A software driver update, as well as the latest cummulative patch from CA were applied to both servers. CA support feels very confident that these steps have resolved the issue.

(well if they are confident, i know i am!)

F@#!% Packers Fan

Boy, it's a good thing the Bears moved up and drafted Grossman ahead of the Packers 2 years ago or we might have a potenially injury prone QB.BK

(suck it green bay)

Harrassing

she would be calling u and harrassing u so fast it wouldn't even be funny...

(yes, it would be funny)

Proc Record

File USER-PL , Record 'CALLOSTSALES'
InsertCommand->001 PQ002 RI003 RO004 O PLEASE ENTER A DATE 005 S1006 IP:007 O PLEASE ENTER A LINE CODE 008 S2009 IP:010 HSELECT INVOICE-HISTORY WITH INV.DATE =011 A"1012 STON013 P014 HSSELECT INVOICE-HISTORY BY-EXP QTY.SHIP = "0" BY-EXP LINE.CODE =015 A"2016 STON017 H<018 P019 HVIEWER SORT INVOICE-HISTORY BY QTY.SHIP PART.NUMBER QTY.SHIP020 H INV.DATE (I021 P-------------------------------- End Of Record -----------------------

(fascinating!)

Out of the Office

I am out of the office until Monday, August 15, 2005. I will have limited contact with voicemail and email. Thanks,Bruce Higgins

(welcome back Bruce)

Drudge Report Not Real?

I's sorry I said Fred made it up. I see now you got it from the Drudge Report. But I must add that the Drudge Report is not usually considered a reliable news source. My experience has been it is often correct, but not always. Honestly, the e-mail from the family seems fishy to me. If it disappears and it doesn't surface anywhere else in the media in the next 24 hours, it was bogus.

(you's should try using the national enquirer for your news source)

Police Snafu

WHEN POLICE DROVE UP, PULLED A GUN AND SAID HER SON WAS SELLING DRUGS. ONCE IT WAS CLEAR HE WASN'T THEY TOLD HIM HE SHOULDN'T/CAN'T BE IN THAT ALLEY BECAUSE HE DOESN'T LIVE THERE. PARENTS ARE QUITE UPSET.

(what's to be upset about?)

Just Names

Aponte, Louis; Bultsma, Betty; Flurkey, Earl; Heath, David; Holland, Mark; McInnis, Greg; Peterson, B William; Scott, Byron; Wallace, Herschel;

(should be interesting if they google thier name)

Tool Permission

Please do not use these tools unless directed by Somura staff.

(i direct you to use these tools)

Bingo Membership Card

ESSEX COUNTY DANCERS INC.BINGO MEMBERSHIP CARDTHIS CARD CERTIFIES THAT _____________________________ IS A BONFIDE MEMBER OF ECDI FOR THE 2005-2006 SEASONPRESIDENT:_____________________BINGO DIRECTOR:_____________

(i gotta get me one of these)

e-Plate Email

Dear Jim,

Thank you for taking the time to talk today about e-Plate. Our website at www.evin.ca provides a good overview of the technology and its applications. Importantly, e-Plate is fully self-contained and can be installed by the motorist in a few minutes. It is tamper-evident which deters car theft and fraud. I have attached several handouts as low-resolution files. High resolution .png files are available. If your review of this information warrants another call, please let me know.

(another call, another call)

Media Player Question

I recently purchased cineplayer decoder pack so i could play my tivo recordings on my computer. I have installed the pack but when I go to play it on windows media player 10 it says error downloading codec. But then plays the sound. No picture. What can I do?

(not use media player?)

Software Conspiracy?

Bill,
Just ignore the windows update workaround, we leaked it on purpose. Dave wants some countries to be able to continue to perform windows updates without paying for them. Hook em in, get them addicted mate, and then they wont use the linux stuff thats free. As for media player, I would not install the new version on your machine ;) we put those new features in you told us about, you sly dog you. Team 4 recommends waiting till at least 2007 before dropping dotnet and releasing the alternative, it will take that long for the idiots to realise we sold them a lemon.

(sure would be nice to know a little bit more...)

Candidate Details

Candidate Name: Chris Struck
5 years of hands-on SAP Basis experience which includes Public Sector experience and management responsibilities. Previous Administration experience includes AS400 and AIX/Linux Open to Phone interview Tues, Wed or Thurs 1pm-3pm est
Open to F2F interview Tues, Wed or Thursday
Available Immead
US Citizen
Open to 100% travel
No relo
Seeking a Salary of $115K-120K with benefits

(hope you get the job Chris!)

WTF

use SRCE_DEL_LOAD_DT = '01.01.0001' to select the record which is NOT deleted from the source system in addition to

(must not have a null value type)

Kinky

:::::psssst -- Ashley... what does she have on under it?? :::::

(good question)

French (w/ translation)

BJCEMassociation internationale pour la biennale des jeunes créateurs de l'europe et de la méditerranéeBUREAU OPERATIF . c.so Giulio Cesare 11b10100 Torino (Italie)c. fisc. 97627610013T 39 011 2306094 . F 39 011 2306095 www.bjcem.org . info@bjcem.org

babelfished...

International BJCEMassociation for the biennial one of the young creators of Europe and méditerranéeBUREAU OPERATIF. c.so Giulio Cesare 11b10100 Torino (Italie)c. tax department. 97627610013T 39 011 2306094. F 39 011 2306095 www.bjcem.org. info@bjcem.org

(much more interesting)

No Cables

I purchased an AX800PRO/TVD VIVO, second hand, and it came without any cables or adapters. Could you send me the pinout of the VIVO connector, or suggest where to buy the VIVO cable (9-pin to S-video and composite, IN and OUT)?I have already contacted Asus UK but they couldn't help, I'm hoping that you at the headquarters have access to more information.

Thank you.

Stefano Bucciarelli

(can anybody help Steve out with some cables?)

Thanks Girls!

Liz and I would like to take you girls out for dinner. Please let me know what days work best for you. Based on your replies, I'll choose a date. You gals really made our wedding special! We just want to express to you our appreciation for being such great friends.

(you gals are the best!)

You Decide

Real Big Afro Tits 7

(nuff said)

E-Donkey Files

ed2k://|file|Terragen.Addons.rar|125556017|6700811ECDE800A24EBB0274B055A1E1|/
ed2k://|file|Super.Dvd.Creator.8.5.8.0.2005.4.26.rar|3757740|
F8E68B894F97D72A24EDEB22B22F37ED|/

(i am telling BSA)

Security Detail?

L.A.

Size: 5 (2 from Todd Branch/Thaddeus Vain, 1 from Chris Williams/Xavier Ellison, 1 from David Mercer/The Dutchman, 1 from Solomon Winters/Mike Gearman)

Location: 5-A centrally located series of brothels and other criminal enterprises in connected buildings within LA's Chinatown (2 from Todd Branch/Thaddeus Vain, 1 from Chris Williams/Xavier Ellison, 1 from David Mercer/The Dutchman, 1 from Alan Singer/Mitch Berthelson)

Security: 5-Modern security systems, hidden rooms/doors, criminal guards (2 from Todd Branch/Thaddeus Vain, 1 from Chris Williams/Xavier Ellison, 1 from David Mercer/The Dutchman, 1 from Isolda Singer/Elizabeth Berthelson)

(anybody have a better idea?)

Fair is Fair

yikes. do i know you? sure i get some cheap laughs at the expense of others, but the stuff i write offers enough laughs at my own expense, so fair is fair, the way i see it. no hard feelings I hope :]

(no hard feelings here)