Clipboard Secrets

Are you aware of the secrets that your clipboard contains? I don't think that these people were... (Unsuspecting surfers with bad security settings can give away a wealth of information.)


Friday, December 22, 2006

I Miss You Man

The El Banna (11:59:39 PM): i miss you man
tarabhussain (12:01:41 AM): i miss you as well
tarabhussain (12:03:41 AM): let's get together some time
The El Banna (12:04:18 AM): that would be ideal

(indeed, that would be ideal)

Virtually Robbed

Hi my name is Heath Newton and I run www.mtgotraders.com I sell “virtual goods” for an online trading card game. Recently someone in Michigan reversed payments on me for over $1200.00 US dollars. I have all the trade histories and e-mails from the company that makes the game proving that the trades did take place. I even have e-mails from the guy admitting what he did. Are you able to help me with this situation?

Thanks,
Heath

(not very uncommon these days heath)

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Whoop Yo

ill whoop yo head boi dats ta dat ariabian nigga/ ill whoop yo head boi dont tempt me ta squeeze the trigga/pussy ass terrorist mad cuz his girl left him in pain/she came to a gotti boy cuz da nigga looked like a twin of sudan huessain/keep talkin shit boi smack dat towel off yo head/fuck w/ me ill join the troops and have all u mothafuckas dead/stinky ass arab go join the rest of iraq and take a bath in the lake/ill have yo own homies turn on u and leave u w/ ur moms and pops da only 2 poeples goin ta go to ur wake/dis ur first and only warning son ur lucky it wasnt death/but next time my name come out yo mouth u mite as well take ur last breath

(don't quit your day job)

Industry Structure Type

Industry Structure Type firms Number firms Contribution

Employees Contractors 192,404 52% 1,665,000
Quarrying firms 2,248 2% 23,900
Products producers 20,863 15% 382,000
Builders' merchants etc 81,997 15% 591,000
Professional services 57,636 16% 308,000

(ooooh, ahhhhhhh)

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

PayPal Receipt

About PayPal | Help Receipt
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Ship To:
Israel Costa
8820 Fountainebleau Blvd
Miami, FL 33172
United States

Seller Information:
antwon31papatwon@hotmail.com
Receipt ID: 0189-5851-7313-8937
Placed on Jan. 10, 2006 Item

(--> insert something funny here <--)

Lakewood

From: Steve Klein [mailto:steve.klein@radissonfresno.com]
Sent: Friday, December 02, 2005 12:20 PM
To: Shawn Doyle
Subject: Lakewood 12/2

Shawn,

The name of the L.L.C. will be JSK Capital Investments LLC. It will take about a week to get the registration and taxpayer ID. When and how will the cash to the partnership be funded?

Thanks,
Steve

Steve Klein, CHA
General Manager
Radisson Hotel

(funded with blood diamonds)

Monday, December 18, 2006

Oakville Rules, Vianney Drools

oakville is the shit!
vianney = i dont like it

(is or smells like?)

Kisses

Soft little pecks on tha cheek
Sloppy wet kisses
TONGUE TONGUE TONGUE
His kisses are FABULOUS!!
Pecks on tha lips ;)

(so any tongue?)

Friday, December 15, 2006

170 Systems

Second, I just discovered a 4 – 5 month piece of work for a specialized skill on a larger upgrade project. 170 Systems was supposed to provide a consultant to this upgrade project, but is unable to deliver the consultant. If we can find anyone as an independent with 170 Systems experience, we can probably attach them to this project. The client is located in San Diego. The work is about 5 months with an upgrade cut over scheduled for the end of May 2006. The rate will be based on experience and credentials. Travel will be paid. The consultant should be highly capable in 170 Systems in an Oracle Manufacturing APPS environment. The client’s expectations were that they were getting someone from 170 Systems, so that is the caliber of person we should present. This opportunity is just being identified but the need is immediate through May 2006. We could probably start as soon as we qualify the consultant.

(who doesn't love the consulting business?)

Plait Point

The following is in terms understandable by those who have studied physical chemistry. In the context of solvent extraction, the possibilities are one phase in which the solvents are miscible or two liquid phases. For just one phase, F=3 2-1, or four degrees of freedom. One degree goes to fix the temperature or pressure, another for taking a slice from the three-dimensional diagram, and the remaining two degrees mean that one phase takes an area of the two-dimensional plot. When two liquid phases exist, F=3 2-2. Now there is one remaining degree of freedom; this is a line on the two-dimensional plot extending from the composition of one of the immiscible liquids to the composition of the other immiscible liquid. These lines define an envelope in which any point is a composition that must split into the two compositions of the two liquid phases. There will be a point where the line constricts to a point known as the plait point.

(it does not get more exciting than this)

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Get Mad

tangy976: r u still gonna ask her
tangy976: shell get mad at me if i fuck that up
llcoolrye03: hah yeah im gonna
llcoolrye03: not online though

(she will probably get mad anyways)

VP Consumer Marketing

I am writing at the suggestion of several people -- John Eck at NBC Universal, Blake Callaway at Sci Fi and Abbie Korman at Impact Radio Promotions -- in regards to the VP Consumer Marketing opening in your department. You may recall we connected briefly over the summer when I first moved back to NYC, and since that time I have been doing freelance work for both Discovery Channel and Showtime while I have waited for a suitable opportunity to open up.To refresh your memory, I come most recently from Discovery Channel where I led strategy development and oversaw implementation of consumer marketing plans for the flagship network. At Discovery I directed creative and media teams, as well as a number of outside agencies, to create some of the network's most successful campaigns, including Deadliest Catch, American Chopper and MythBusters. I have a great deal of experience evaluating and recommending network marketing priorities, coordinating with all internal departments to create cohesive campaigns, and creating efficient operating structure to maximize productivity. I would be happy to discuss some of my accomplishments with you in person. Prior to Discovery, I set up and ran Lifetime Television's in-house media agency. In addition, I worked closely with the SVP of Marketing, Advertising

(why don't you try dropping a few more names)

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Scythe Finger Origins

A number of years ago you spent some time attempting to track down the origin of the term 'Scythe Finger' (for index finger) on my behalf, which I was pursuing as part of my doctoral research. I recently received formal notification from Leeds University, UK, that I'd passed my PhD, and wanted to thank you for your help which was very much appreciated. (I never did get to the bottom of the mystery.) I attach a copy of the Acknowledgements from my thesis, in which you feature.

With best wishes
Tom Tyler

Dr Tom Tyler
Senior Lecturer
Communication, Media

(congrats doc on not plagiarizing)

Mad-Lib?

You make me ________. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I would build a _______ just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my __________. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could drink __________ under the stars. My love for you is like that of ____________.

Love,_______________

(P.S. ______________.)

(this would be hilarious, that is if i was 10 years old)

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Italiano

Ciao, sono molto interessato a conoscerti, se sei anche tu interessata contattami.

(baebelfish: Hello, they are a lot interested to know to you, if six also interested you it contacts to me.)

Louis Vuitton's

Hi

I would just like to know the prices for these Louis Vuitton's in Australian Dollars as my mother might be buying these. It would be greatly appricated. Please WomensMonogram canvas
AlmaAlma Voyage GM
Speedy 30Monogram iPod CaseWallet with Zip Pocket
Keepall 45 with Shoulder Strap
Keepall 55 with Shoulder Strap
Keepall 60 with Shoulder Strap
DeauvilleKlaraMonogram Multicolor
eAlmaTheda GM
Porte-Monnaie Billets ViennoisPorte-Monnaie PlatPorte Trsor InternationalSuhaliLe FabuleuxMensMonogram
canvasWallet with Coin PocketBillfold with 10 Credit Card SlotsDamier GantCitadinConqurant 65
AventurierDamier Geant Golf Umbrella
MessagerSouverainDamier
CanvasWallet With Coin PocketMultiple Bill HolderVaslav Trousse Toilette
Baseball Bag

This all would be greatly appricated. I know its a lot but please.

Thank you.
Yours Sincerly
Julie

(the names make my head hurt)

Monday, December 11, 2006

Demonic Possesion

yo so i got 2 tell you that i STRONGLY think that demons cant just hop into you.you cant have manny times of the day that they can jump into you randomly.In order 4 u 2 get a demon, there has 2 b a point where u axept it in some way.. permission kinda, but there gona hide it in a way that u dont know its a time u can get a demon. like attachs, when u have days where u wana feel deprest. That COULD b an oportunity, and it may not be. For me, mine happens every month around 30 times on average and i think some of thos can b chances to get demons but you just have to not give in. thats what i think. what do you think? did u think that b4?

(no, luckily i did not think of that before)

Your Point Is?

footballmn52 (7:43:47 PM): and i heard u tryed blaming everything on me
damastarappa96 (7:44:35 PM): well i was really mad this morning
footballmn52 (7:44:45 PM): soooo and your point is?

(as long as you were really mad, then it's ok)

Friday, December 08, 2006

Email of the Week XVI

i.love.him--@hotmail.com

(you are going to have some issues growing up)

Matches

Jan 3-5
Tuesday: Angels vs. Uncontrolled Ballas
Wednesday: Ming Dynasty vs. KG
Thursday: Da Mobb vs. Angels

Jan 10-12
Tuesday: Renegades vs. Uncontrolled Ballas
Wednesday: Ming Dynasty vs. Angels
Thursday: KG vs. Da Mobb

Jan 17-19
Tuesday: No Game - Semester Exams
Wednesday: No Game - Semester Exams
Thursday: No Game - Semester Exams

Jan 24-26
Tuesday: Uncontrolled Ballas vs. Ming Dynasty
Wednesday: Angels vs. KG
Thursday: Renegades vs. Ming Dynasty

Regards,Federico

(why stop the game just for exams?)

Thursday, December 07, 2006

To Death

No one but my mother looks at you the way I do, we both believe in you, and we love you to death, you are the greatest guy that has ever walked into her daughters life besides her father... as my mom would say...once again boy, we love you

(not the typical mother-in-law type)

Seeking

Seeking the service of a female sub.. Role playing and phone... pvt me

(well who isn't?)

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Hints

a)Hints

i)Image size for article (195px wide) and Evaluation Consultant photo (<= 100 px x 100px)
ii)Image path –NO spaces
iii)Publish download file BEFORE the article you need to attach it to
iv)Look for folder_id= BEFORE you create the article
v)Absolutely error free and do not expect that MarCom dept. will proof stuff
vi)Text file is best for copy/paste (save as .txt in Word)
vii)There should be one District Manger and one Regional Office Manager approval for each Evaluation Consultant—let me know if any are set up incorrectly
viii)Don’t overdo formatting—don’t use ALL CAPS, minimize bolding, usually use italics only when it’s the proper way to spell a product name, never underline ix)Keep PDFs as small as possible. Password protect them if you don’t want people to be able to change or copy from them. Make sure they look nice on screen and print acceptably. (Usually 150dpi is OK)
x)Copyright stuff in PDFs as you would in a print document
xi)Keep rotating content—you can load a bunch of articles and just modify Home page
xii)Downloads and Events go live as soon as MarCom clicks the “Publish” button; URLs and Articles don’t go live until they are placed on the Home page.

(got it?)

Caps Lock

GOOD MORNING AMBER,

THROUGH ART, BRETT HAS REQUESTED THAT A CONDENSOR BE ORDERED FOR THE ABOVE COACH. APPARENTLY THEY WERE IN WILDWOOD FOR AN A/C REPAIR AND THE CONDENSOR FAN HAS DAMAGED THE CONDENSOR. I AM TOLD THEY HAVE AN APPOINTMENT HERE AT LAZYDAYS AND WE NEED A CONDENSOR SENT HERE. I AM TRYING TO LOCATE THE LAZYDAYS ADVISOR FOR THIS COACH AND HAVE THE PART ORDERED THROUGH THEM. I JUST WANTED TO GET WITH YOU BEFORE I PROCEEDED BECAUSE YOU HAVE A RED FLAG ON IT.LET ME KNOW WEATHER TO PROCEED WITH THE CONDENSOR OR NOT

THANKS

ED

C813-918-3627

(stop the screaming)

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Missing Materials

Mitchell,

We are missing approx. 50% of the units being trimmed out,4 cultured tops and a vanity. This is what I know of on the top of my head. Also no caulking of back splashes to the walls has been performed. This is a lot of work that needs to be done by Wed. Please respond with dates of delivery of missing materials and when these items will be completed.

(better get on it mitchell)

SCORM Modules

Ed, I’m not sure I understand. I am only loading and importing finished SCORM modules onto our server

(that would explain it)

Monday, December 04, 2006

Thirdbase?

(the thing with your fingers you know) <-- their secret

(i will leave it up to your imagination) <-- my comment

Law as a Career

I contemplated law as a career and decided to whet my appetite as a paralegal

(hopefully you are not that hungry)

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