Custom Wheels

Interior
Custom Blue and Silver Tweed Interior Trim, Carpeting, Head Liner, and SeatsCustom AirbrushingType-R Short throw shifter

Exterior
Custom Blue and Silver Two tone paint w/ Flames on top of ghost flames (cost me $7000)Erebuni Body KitCustom galvanized steel plating in rear bumberAltezza TaillightsAftermarket clear HeadlightsStock sun/moon roof18” Motegi WheelsSuspension and BrakesSkunk 2 full coil-over kitWilwood Big Brake Kit/ Front and Rear RotorsTokico Shocks and StrutsFront/Rear Sway BarsTraction BarUnder the Hood a.k.a. The Money MakerH22A w/ stock 5 speed trannyACT Stage 2 ClutchACT Pressure PlateMegan Racing HeaderUnothodox Racing PulleysAEM Tru-time Cam GearsBlue Valve CoverBlue Engine Accent KitMagnaflow Exhaust w/ ResonatorCold Air IntakeBBK throttle bodyVenom Intake manifoldFlex-A-Lite Cooling Fan

(7K paintjob, better get some heat out of those flames)

Asher the Minister

Howdy Asher,

I just happened on your blog while searching to see if you were doing any shows. I did not know you were ministering at BYU. That is unbelievably awesome. I hope God really blesses what you are doing! Congrat's on the marriage as well!(not sure if it has happened yet?). I am always blessed by your music, and the passion and artistry that lies therein. Keep up the good work.

Gabe Brownell

p.s. I hope your family is doing well. (Great people!)

(some things are just too fuzzy (no i am not talking about God))

My Mind Is Corrupt

12/15/05 I am a hackor I spilt beer on my PC,now I am no longer cool.My computers fried I cannot access my porn,what will I do now?I can type really fast But now I have no arms left,My job let me go .American people tend to get slow They depend on spell check and its beginning to show People need to understand To make dictionaries become more in demand Stop relying on computers and the more you know.Beer, butts and Pink Floyd We will do anything to fill the void Talking about things in the past and how we wished memories would last Then the weekend ends, and we get annoyed!I have a project due in 4 days I believe I should start it but I'm in a haze Criminal justice report must be cleared by the teacher,I now chat with friends like a preacher my mind is corrupt as if in a maze.

(i want some of what he's having please)

Many Touchpoints

Hi Jim,

Great to see you and Chris over lunch on Monday! Very sorry the LP terms discussion didn't quite work out. Nonetheless, I very much look forward to continuing our dialogue on the many touchpoints we have in China, venture and clean energy in the new year. I have learned so much from working with you this year. Thank you!Hope you'll get at least a few relaxing weeks of peace and quiet without too much travel.

Happy holidays!

(jim was fired the next day)

Letter Switcheroo

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 145 so far on mapysce can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rsceearh at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. OLNY RPSOET IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS... UATPDE THE NBUMER!

(alltcuay knid of itniretseng)

No One Like The French

heyy so pretty much i just realized that we havent talked in a while, and also its christmas in 2 days, except when you get this, christmas will be tomorrow, if that makes sense...its crazy! i just finished my shopping today and its ridiculous how quickly it came...we only got out of school yesterday though so thats probably why, we didnt get out like a week ago unlike some people....lol

katie came back on friday, and its really weird to have her back because i'm so used to her being away now, but its ok, its good to have her around...she's here till some time in january, i'm not sure when but yeahh ohhh haha we got report cards on wednesday...surprisingly they werent as bad as i thought they would be, except for french but whatever no one likes the french anyways lol

(does anyone like the french?)

Sick Game

Message: hey im not supporting anyone of those cheaters they suck.. if they get banned well its there problem but why you get enjoyment out of it is a mystery, you can continue to do this but you will loose all my respect i had for you.. i no it doesnt seem like anything will be missing but a lot of people will come to know your sick game...

(oh no, don't be loose, i mean don't lose respect)

Under-Experienced Dater

You are an under-experienced dater.This doesn't mean you're unexperienced - far from it.It just means that there's a lot of romance left to discover

(in other words, you're not getting any)

Vehicle Information

VIN: 1GKEK13Z72J246416
Status: ACTIVE
Model Year: 2002
Contract Number: 16247177
Selling Dealer: 63474 - JONES CHRYSLER
Plan Code: M775J - 7YR/75,000 MAXIMUM CARE - $0 -NEW
Plan Sale Date: March 11, 2002
Payment Method: FINANCED WITH VEHICLE
Vehicle In Service Date: March 11, 2002
Bonus Bank: NO Contract
Effective Date: March 11, 2002
Number of Contracts: 1
Contract Expiration Date: March 11, 2009
Provision Code: 01MXBIS
Start Mileage: 51
Provision Sent Date: March 29, 2002
Expiration Mileage: 75,000
Transferred:
Cancel Reason:
Lien Holder: FREEDOM FCU
Vehicle Information: 2002 GMC YUKON 8 CYL 325 CID
Print Preview

(if you are the new owner of this vehicle, sorry about posting your vin, not really)

Boarder Question

In finding out all this new information there are also some questions that I have that are still unanswered. One is how do I get into competitions and are there any that take place around this area. I really want to see were I am in skill level against other boarders in this area. Another question I still have is, is it harder for a female to break into this sport? I mean is there competions for girls or just boys? If any one was to call into question the factness of my information I would respond by telling them to call Ski Shack and found out for themselves. Talk to experts and found out if they do not believe me. This is some information I did not found out through my interview, and what my response would be if my facts were questioned.

(instead of boarding, maybe you could practice spelling and grammar (were != where, factness?, found != find, etc...)

Impressive Marijuana-Growing

Likening it to “something out of a James Bond movie,” investigators arrested three men for an impressive marijuana-growing operation that allowed them to grow weed in less than half the time it usually would take. The DA on the case said the men had an irrigation system, special lighting, devices to control the humidity, and a license to ill.

(did not know you needed a license to grow)

Labels

**If all of the labels have been used, check the section of shelf for more of the same label number. If there are no more labels in the section of shelf, check its secondary stock above and restock it below in the section of shelf. If still no label is available to return to shelf, notify your supervisor for further action.

(what if i can't locate my supervisor? then what? {panic} i am lost without the labels)

106.9 The Bear!

106.9 The Bear, York Entertainment and Molson Canadian present... ROCK RESOLUTION!Do ya think your band has what it takes to ROCK 'EM LIVE, LOUD and PROUD? Drop off your demo Wednesdays through Saturday evenings at the THIRSTY SCHOLAR or PUB 101! We're looking for the 12 best rock acts in the city to battle it out to the finals at Lower Deck!The winners will go on to the Molson Canadian Ultimate Rockstar Roadtrip, recording time at Blue Bear Sound , and a chance to win $50,000 when they represent 106.9 The Bear at Canadian Music Week's EXTREME BAND SLAM! Not to mention, fame and glory!ROCK RESOLUTION...To you from York Entertainment, Molson Canadian and Ottawa's Best Rock Mix - 106.9 The Bear!Deadline for entries: FRIDAY, DECEMBER 30th, 2005 @ 2:00am. You must be 19 or older - no purchase required!

(i think they are still taking entries. you should try)

Wake Up With...

xxxxxx: if i ever wake up with my ass sore, then we will have problems
xxxxxx: well, not problems, becuase id probably like that as well
xxxxxx: =-O

(you probably would like or you do like?)

We Are Scientists

Hey.I heard there's a show here http://www.cine-space.com/ the 29th.

Who: We Are Scientists
Where: http://www.cine-space.com/

But yea i need to know if its 18 or older cus then i'd go but if its not i wanna' know some people i can go with.

So hit AMMIIIITTT up.

Thanks kids.

(you're welcome. hitting it right now)

ST.JEROME ALUMNI

ATTENTION ALL ST.JEROME ALUMNI:THERE WILL BE A PARTY AT JUSTIN DEL-BUSTOS' HOUSE ON JANUARY THE 14, 2006. INVITES WILL BE HANDED OUT AT CHURCH THE NEXT 3 SUNDAYS, AND MORE CONTACT INFO WILL BE POSTED. THIS IS A REUNION FOR ONLY THOSE WHO GRADUATED IN '04 AND '05 SO NO LITTLE KIDS OR JUNIORS!! IF YOU HAVE A B/F OR G/F WHO WENT TO A DIFFERENT SCHOOL YOU CAN BRING THEM...PLEASE REPOST SO WE CAN GET THIS TO AS MANY GRADS AS POSSIBLE! THANKS AND SEE YOU THERE!!FOR JUSTINS' NUMBER, ASK HIM(HE HAS A SPACE) OR MSG. ME AND I WILL GIVE IT TO YOU.**MERRY CHRISTMAS**

(can we stop yelling please and merry xmas to you too)

No Knoe !!!

no' chua^?n bi. chia tay thi` ma`y la` ngu`o`i noi bo? no' , du`ng cho no' noi !!!!
trongduong1988: hieu ho^ng ?
trongduong1988: ma`y noi " anh thay anh voi em ho^ng hop ne^n ho^ng wen nu~a, ban thui "tan
le: uhmtan
le: nhung ma tao dau co biet la no muon chia tay hay
khongtrongduong1988: thi` chac chan da~tan
le: ?tan
le: huh?
trongduong1988: thi` ma`y chac chan no' muo^'n chia tay da~tan
le: boi vay tao moi hoi may cau dotan
le: neu nhu no noi nhung loi nhu vay la y nhu the nao?
trongduong1988: no knoe !!!
trongduong1988: tao ho^ng bie^'t
trongduong1988: hahahahaha , du ma' , lo~ khi no' muon noi j` sao !!!

(that's all i got to say about it)

Research Study

Briefing sheet for males

Thank you for considering to participate in this research study

You will remain anonymous throughout the experiment in order to retain participant confidentiality

The procedures of the study:A female picture sheet will be given You will be asked to rate each females physical attractiveness from 1-10 (10 being most attractive)

You will be given another picture sheet of 10 males, and asked to match the males and females into 10 couples

You are able to withdraw from the experiment if you no longer wish to participate, if the study has already been conducted we shall simply retract your scores from our results

Thank you for your assistance
Researcher

(i bet this has some great underlying value, but i cannot see it)

Jacking Off

WaitWhatIsUrName: not to sounds gay like roobie
WaitWhatIsUrName: but this stuff is supose to make jacking off feel betterk
Y x kevin x: yoou jack offk
Y x kevin x: ?/
WaitWhatIsUrName: :-*

(yeah, i hear ben-gay works too! give it a try)

Call for Credit

Gary,

I was not able to register you for the online CPE with the AICPA. I guess you are already registered? Here is the link and the number is (888) 777-7077 if you have trouble logging on. You will need a credit card number to pay for it. Call me and I will give you one.

Brian

(everyone call Brian for a credit card number)

Eugeniuss and Florence

Further avenues to consider in this chapter: Eugeniuss level of interaction with Florence is indicative in that one of the most famous compositions from this period comes from when he was in power. Du Fay's Nuper rosarum flores, celebrates a Florentine event. (see Fallows, Dufay pp. 45-46 regarding Nuper Rosarum Flores) The Pope had no money to pay them with - also the Greeks delayed their departure, while the papal ships were waiting in Greece for them hence costing the Pope money. What did the Pope want to spend money on? Some Greeks still contend that the papacy was able to control the actions of the Greeks through financial depriving unless the Greeks are agreeable Gill however, argues against this point.

(something for you to think about over the weekend)

Extroverted Introvert

Rick's mom Member posted December 21, 2005 05:17 PM --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I think it could happen to be an extroverted AS. I'm not aspie, but I consider myself to be an extroverted introvert. I much prefer to just stay home and putter, but I can be outgoing if need be. Once I'm actually around people and know I will be for some time, I do enjoy it. It's convincing myself to get out to begin with that's the hard part! One of my friends' husbands is the same way. The funny thing is, most people see me as an extrovert because I can be gregarious if I have to be. But things like being n a crowd of people I don't know--ugh! In high school I'd pass up going to things if I had to meet my friends there instead of riding with them. Couldn't stand trying to figure out what to do until they got there!

(imagine being a extroverted introvert with pervert tendencies)

SIMS Cheat Codes

Gnome Cheat: R2, L1, R1, L2, LEFT, CIRCLE (a gnome will appear on the Sim's property signifying cheats are now allowed). You can click this gnome for money.

Fill motives: L2, R1, LEFT, CIRCLE, UP
Unlock all locations: R2, R3, L3, L2, R1, L1
Unlock all objects: L2, R2, UP, TRIANGLE, L3
Unlock all Socials: L1, R1, DOWN, X, L3, R3
Unlock Team Photos: L3, R3, R1, R2
Unlock all skins: L1, R2, X, CIRCLE, UP, DOWN

(you know what cheater's eat don't you? crackers)

Experience - 1 Long A$$ Sentence

Worked on testing conversion of cashier workstations to Windows XP ; helped set up procedures to assist with installation of software and purchase of peripherals so that less involvement would be required in the future; fielded 1 call per month from customers; assisted on several installations where difficulties occurred, with several installations at Epcor, and with conversion to XP at Epcor; worked on ensuring that peripherals such as receipt printers functioned well.

(i would not trust winXP enough to run it on cashier workstations)

Another Report Card

CLASS NAME CREDITS GRADE
--------------- --------------- --------------- ---------------
CE 195B E01 EMPLOYABILITY SKILLS 3.00 A
HIST 294 E01 INTR AFRICAN AMER HIST II 3.00 A

(insert something whimsical)

Skin Flute

LiL MuSkAlAder (12:23:10 AM): do you ever play the skin flute?
cody 09 alan (12:23:21 AM): never heard of it?

(you might want to look that one up before you try cody)

Google Job Application

I am writing in response to your job posting at Google.com for theProduct Manager position in Kirkland, WA. I have always been anadmirer of Google's innovative and elegant products and I would liketo explore opportunities at Google. I bring with me a strongbackground in program management and software development, which Ibelieve will help me succeed as a product manager at Google.My resume is shown below and I would be happy to schedule an interviewwith your company at your convenience.

thanks,
James K. Lau
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------NAME: JAMES K. LAUAddress: 17305 NE 31ST COURT • REDMOND, WA • 98052E-MAIL: JMSLAU@GMAIL.COMPHONE: (425) 922-2034

SUMMARY OF QUALIFICATIONS=========================* 4 years of industry experience in various software developmentroles. Strong program management skills with proven track record ofproject successes.* Ambitious and self-motivated leader with "can do" attitude andstrong commitment to customers. Excellent team player with solidtechnical, business and communication skills.* Experience with a wide-range of technologies and tools: ASP .NET,J2EE, Java, C

(nothing like applying for a job at Google when you live in Redmond, WA)

Greek -vs- Italians

A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture. The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon"
The Italian says, "We have the Colosseum"
The Greek says "We had great Mathematicians"
The Italian says "We had the Roman Empire"
..and so on and so on and then the Greek says: "We invented sex"
The Italian says "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."

(oooohh burn)

Stupid Make Up Bulitens

I am going to start deleting them at midnight tonight. this is serious so dont take it as one of those stupid make up bulitens. unless you repost this saying "sorry myspace" so I know your using your account. Otherwise when you try to login after midnight tonight...Im sorry

Thanks,
Tom

(how stupid, ignorant, an naive can one be? Tom here is a good example)

Non Spellin Meat Ball F**k

philip? yo, learn how to spell definately you non spellin meat ball fuck.

(You's? yo, learn how to spell spelling you non grammatical meat loaf whore)

Nun Joke

A nun was walking in the convent when one of the priests noticed she was gaining a little weight. “Gaining a little weight are we Sister Kathleen?” he asked.“No, Father O’Malley. Just a little gas,” Sister Kathleen explained.A month or so later Father O’Malley noticed that she had gained even more weight. “Gaining some more weight are we Sister Kathleen?” he asked.“Oh no, Father. Just a little gas,” she replied again.A couple of months later the priest noticed Sister Kathleen pushing a baby carriage around the convent. He leaned over and looked in the carriage and said, “Cute little fart.”

(uysbfaw9e973hfiuwe, webf8a743987, wsuehf99737g4!)

It Hurts

It hurts when someone tells u they dont love you, but it hurts even more when they lie and say they do.

(it hurts even more when someone jabs you in the eye)

Large Theft Auto 3

La raison pourquoi les producteurs créent des jeux vidéos avec les scènes de violence et de fuseau sont à cause d'un fait simple, la violence vend. Dans une étude récente par , le projet Lamb et Lion, les jeux qui sont évalués « mature » sont le segment rapidement croissant de l'industrie de jeu vidéo. Le meilleur jeu de vente de 2002, " Grand Theft Auto 3" ont été évalués mature et a réglé les normes d'un jeu vidéo de façon criminelle violent. Bien que le marché est sévèrement inondé avec les jeux violents, il y a des façons pour apprécier des jeux vidéos sans la violence. Toujours vérifier le ESRB évaluant avant d'acheter n'importe quel jeu, et contrôler la quantité de temps de jeu que vous dépensez jouer. La statistique fournie dans notre présentation a été surtout adaptée topwards les jeunes enfants, l'effet de jeux vidéos violents peut arriver aux gens de n'importe quel âge

(my thoughts exactly, look @ the translation below "Large Theft Auto 3", hee hee)

Translation:
The reason why the producers create plays vidéos with the scenes of violence and spindle are because of a simple fact, violence sells In a recent study by, the project Lamb and Lion, the plays which are evaluated "mature" are the segment quickly crescent of the industry of video game. The best play of sale of 2002, "Large Theft Auto 3" were evaluated mature and regulated the standards of a video game in a criminal way violent. Although the market is severely flooded with the plays violent one, there are ways to appreciate plays vidéos without violence. To always check the ESRB evaluating before buying any play, and controlling the quantity of time of game which you spend to play. The statistics provided in our presentation were especially adapted topwards the young children, the effect of plays vidéos violent one can arrive to people of any age

Some South Side Ignorance

Twistflowww: not much to do on the south side of chicago, if you're white can't even go there
OnlineHost: Lovetsbj has left the room.
Twistflowww: did i lie? nope
Twistflowww: and everyone knows it
Deathrunner91: 21f
BOOGEYMAN773: anu seems athough u always in the mix of some kind of crazy topic
AnubisAnkh1031x: did you know a black man invented the current method for blood transfusions? so when you're lying there on the operation table ...you can thank him.
Twistflowww: a black never invented anything

(yep, still plenty of stupid people in the world)

Happy Birthday Vicky !!!

Vicky is one of the most charming and delightful people I know. Pretty, smart, funny, delightful personality, and definitely one of the best storytellers around. I used to look forward to seeing her on the cul-de-sac at the end of the day when all the moms were tired from tending to our children all day and badly in need of a break from the 24/7 duties of mothering. I would see her strolling down the street with one, two, or three of her beautiful children. With a smile on her face, a joke on her lips, and sometimes a drink in her hand, she was always ready to have a conversation. I could always count on Vicki to lift my spirits with a humorous real-life story or joke.I will never forget the delicious homemade soup she gave our family when our infant was extremely ill in the hospital for a prolonged period of time. It was nurturing and delicious; it warmed our bodies and our souls. It's been only 15 years since I had Vicki's special soup, but I really should ask her for the recipe.The entire Portnoy Family wishes you a Very Happy Birthday Vicky !!! Hope it's a great one!

With fondest regards,
Norma Friend and Former Neighbor

(some people have speacial soup, other have special brownies)

Enron Memo?

I talked to James we are having lunch Thur. after Rick's meeting and will discuss. I feel we need to see if this is a case of inappropriate match request. On the Memo, I really want to believe in it. I want to hear Karen B. or this other lawyer or Neal someone with a law degree advise us or put something like this memo in writing with their John Hancock on it so we can show we sought legal advise as well as professional accounting advise in making the decision to do this.

(nah, couldn't be. maybe tyco or mci)

Loser Jock Boyfried

i went with him last year. It was a little odd cause i would just watch the games then eat with his team and yea thats preety much it

(nothing like a date with the team)

Order in Transit

Order Number: 678598-7A141
Customer First Name: Brian
Date Order Placed: December 13, 2005
Status: In Transit:Your order is en route to Future Shop - Oshawa North for pick-up. You will be notified by email when your order is ready for pick-up.

(better then getting it sent to the past shop)

I'm Mental!

the voices in my head made me do it!!!!! says:can u send me that song
the voices in my head made me do it!!!!! says: lou ere Caution: I'm mental! communicate with me at ur own risk!
im confused !!! sends: cancel(Alt Q)
the voices in my head made me do it!!!!! says:cheers
lou ere Caution: I'm mental! communicate with me at ur own risk!
im confused !!! says:THAT
lou ere Caution: I'm mental! communicate with me at ur own risk!
im confused !!! says:*ths k
the voices in my head made me do it!!!!! says:

(i'm mental! you can say that again)