PDF's

http://www.state.nj.us/treasury/taxation/pdf/lpt/ptassessment.pdf
http://www.mhgs.edu/edge/articles/TEXT sermon in cinerama.pdf
http://careerweb.westga.edu/CRM/Resume1.pdf
http://mass.gov/dep/cleanup/laws/mohml-0106.pdf
http://www.engin.swarthmore.edu/academics/courses/e90/2005_6/E90Proposal/BP_SR.pdf
http://syndicate.tentoe.com/__FileManager__/Org_100_41/992/2006.ProductCatalog.4.6.06.ED.web.pdf

MID-LIFE!

MID-LIFE! (The Crisis Musical)

A World Premiere Opens in the Fireside!January 27, 2006 and continuing... Three men and three women make up the cast of this wacky musical that takes a comic look at the ‘age-old’ conditions and situations faced in Mid-life. From reading glasses and mammograms to weekend warriors and proctology exams – all are lampooned in this show with a Saturday Night Live non-sensibility. Everyone will relate to this hilarious, and at times, touching musical about the curiosities and inevitability of middle-age. It’s a humorous, forthright, no-holds barred assessment of what is often characterized as a challenging time in one’s life -- that’s MID-LIFE! If you bought some Ginkgo Biloba, but can’t remember which cabinet you put it in – then you’re ready for MID-LIFE! Getting older might stink, but it sure beats the alternative! Recommended for adult theatre goers.

(i think i might forget to see this)

CallMobility

THANK YOU !!! Your CallMobility Free account has been created:

Username : isaiasmxxx@MobilityPass.com <-- (being nice)
Password : zezixxx <-- (being nice)
Phone Number : 3006630xxx <-- (being nice)

You can start calling other CallMobility user. You should download the software.

(no, thank you)

Duties

SEC. 5. Duties (a) Each employer -- (1) shall furnish to each of his employees employment and a place of employment which are free from recognized hazards that are causing or are likely to cause death or serious physical harm to his employees;

(so you are screwed if it is mental harm?)

Will Not Be Attending Class

Dear Mr. Moyer:

My name is Tonya Moore and I wasn't able to attend class today due to I had a meeting at one of my daughter's school. I did however turn in the assignments that were due. I will not be attending class on Friday, January 27th or January 30th for I have to go out of town for those days. Can you please email me and Let me know the assignments that I am going to miss so I can work on them while I'm gone. I would appreciate this.

Thank you,
Tonya Moore

(i had to go out of town a lot too when i was in school)

Powercompress Problems

I am not sure who to direct this email to. I am a power compress customer and in the past the program has been able to compress tv shows. In the past 2 weeks I have tried to compress several tv shows on different channels. Powercompress started to compress the files. About 15-20% into the compression the program gave me an error message that the file is protected. When I right click on the file to get some of the file characteristics the protected flag is set to "NO". I have spoken to technical support and they told me that several broadcasters have begun to protect their files. So here is my question what is the value of your program if you won't compress these files? Frankly, I am disturbed that although your web site states that you won't compress protected files,consumers like myself are being misled. The fact that the protected flag is turned off , my expectation of your product is that you will be able to compress the file. I would very much like someone at Powercompress to explain this situation to me.

thanking you in advance
Abe Schoenfeld

(drm blows, always has, always will)

Numbers Game

The invoice comes in the mail or as a fax. It looks real and contains information listed on most invoices -- names, amounts, and purchase order numbers. The invoice is usually for a small amount, one that won't raise eyebrows. It is for a product that you use in your business and therefore represents a logical purchase. The swindler is betting that the bill will be inadvertently paid along with routine bills.Crooks mail out thousands of bogus invoices and hope that a percentage will be paid. They are playing a numbers game. They gamble that the more invoices they mail, the better the chances that someone will pay.

(they wouldn't do it unless they were paid)

Polly

Polly A. Flinn
Senior Vice President
US Convenience Operations
Voice Mail: 630.388.4250
e-mail: flinnp@bp.com

(polly want a cracker?)

How Lame

how lame. just because there is a way to read somebody's clipboard using lame scripting doesn't mean you should be such an ass and post it on your dumbass blog

(amen to that brother)

Telephone Call Counters

We have been producing telecommunication devices in Turkey since 1981. We specialize in manufacturing of Telephone Call Counters. These devices are used by private people, companies such as, shops, restaurants, hotels, kiosks and also by the state post offices.There are two different models of Telephone Call Counters:

(very, very, very interesting)

Arkansas Resident Return

Your refund is $37 for your Arkansas Resident return. Your state return has been electronically filed.The following forms and schedules are part of your Arkansas return:

Arkansas Forms List:1 Form AR1000
Attachment List:Attach a copy of all W-2s and W-2Gs, and any 1099s with Arkansas withholding.

(do not spend it all in one place)

My Name Is

Well, my name is -- and I'm a 22 year old guy from Florida. Home of the Stanley Cup, the Super Bowl champs, and old people as far as the eye can see. I live with my future wife ----. I work for a pool construction company, and I'm looking for a new carrer. I'm not much of a writer, at least I don't think I am but I have never written anything before. So if this isn't what you expected...well, it's your own fault for reading this.

(stick with your old carrer[sic])

Concurrent Sessions

Download the termserv.zip file below and extract it somewhere. (You have to be registered to see the file) Reboot into Safe Mode. This is necessary to remove Windows File Protection. Copy the termserv.dll in the zip to %windir%\System32 and %windir%\ServicePackFiles\i386. If the second folder doesn't exist, don't copy it there. Delete termserv.dll from the dllcache folder: %windir%\system32\dllcache Merge the contents of Concurrent Sessions SP2.reg file into the registry. Make sure Fast User Switching is turned on. Go Control Panel -> User Accounts -> Change the way users log on or off and turn on Fast User Switching. Open up the Group Policy Editor: Start Menu > Run > 'gpedit.msc'. Navigate to Computer Configuration > Administrative Templates > Windows Components > Terminal Services. Enable 'Limit Number of Connections' and set the number of connections to 3 (or more). This enables you to have more than one person remotely logged on. Now reboot back into normal Windows and try out whether Concurrent Sessions in Remote Desktop works. It should!

(now all you have to do is find termserv.zip)

Ecological Site District 6E7

The HVF properties are located in Ecological Site District 6E7. The western and northwestern portions of this ecodistrict follow the Niagara Escarpment and the moraines and spillways overlying the Niagara Escarpment rim, plain and slopes. The eastern portion includes the kame moraines of the Oak Ridges Moraine to the north, and drumlinized tillplains on the southern slope, and sand plains on the eastern boundary. Approximately one-third of the ecodistrict remains as natural cover,primarily forest. Kame moraine forest complex, such as those found on the HVF properties makes up one-third of the remaining natural cover, followed by till plain forest complex (23%) and till moraine forest complexes (15%). These forest complexes are primaril ydeciduous. Over half of this ecodistrict has been converted to agricultural lands. (32,430 ha). Conservation Authorities have secured nearly one-third of this land (10,184 ha). Over 17,000 hectares have been identified as provincially significant life science ANSIs. Nearly half of the occurrences of species and vegetation community targets in 6E-7 are within conservation lands,primarily provincially significant life science ANSIs.

(good stuff)

Számos Rizikófaktor Nehezítheti

1.Számos rizikófaktor nehezítheti a projekt kivitelezését:szűkös emberi erőforrás a már digitalizált anyagok NDA qDC szerinti újrafeldolgozásához, túlontúl szűkös anyagi források a további digitalizálás finanszírozásához, nem kellően kialakított digitalizálási startégia híjján duplikált vagy többszörösen meglévő tartalmak, szerzői jogi korlátok, országonként eltérő jogi szabályozás, kevés digitalizált anyag, kevés adatgazda, különböző partnerek eltérő nyelve miatt problémás karakterkezelés, adatgazdák közötti érdekellentét, az elkészült digitális tartalmak nem minőségi feldolgozása.

(would hate to see what number 2 is)

Cross-power Spectral Densities

Here, is the auto- and cross-power spectral densities of the response signals, ,for white-noise input and limited modal coupling, is the angular frequency, is the

(sure)

Dopo Aver Gonfiato

Dopo aver gonfiato i pneumatici, avvitare il sensore alla valvola. In questo modo il sensore, se la pressione è quella corretta, si 'arma'.Appena il veicolo si mette in movimento il sensore inizia a trasmettere informazioni alla centarlina/display all'interno del veicolo.Nel caso in cui uno o più pneumatici scendano al di sotto della pressione di allerta, il conducente riceve un allarme acustico, e sul display la spia corrispondente al pneumatico sotto gonfiato si accende.

(babelfish it yourself)

Annual cost

Cheerleading, tumbling lessons and camps since age 3: $78,000
Annual cost of attending USC: $65,000
Annual cost for staying just the right shade of blonde: $3,000

(blonde's are cheap)

Your Not Hot

o it was so funny today me and frends went to the skatepark and these girls wer following us and we wer screaming out to them say omg your so hot and they wer so chat and rthen they come up to my frend and go u want to go out and he goes um no it was a jk your not hot i was fucking scracking my head off

(maybe less time at the skate park and more time in school)

FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS

Body: This is the Secret FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS Game. I'm pretty sure everyone on here wants to be FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS with at least one person on MySpace. So here are the rules: If you want to be a FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS with me, reply to this telling me But, you must repost this if you wanna see who wants to be your FRIEND WITH BENEFITS. Have fun! The results are gonna suprise you and might get you lucky i just might wanna be your friend!!!

(no wonder the pipes are clogged)

Disney Resorts

Disney Resorts Value Season Regular Season Peak Season Holiday Season

DisneyValue Resorts from $77(1/1 - 2/16) (8/28 - 10/4)(11/27 - 12/19) from $99(4/17 - 8/27)(10/5 - 11/26) from $109(2/17 - 4/16) from $119(12/20 - 12/31)

DisneyModerate Resorts from $134(1/1 - 2/16) (8/28 - 10/4)(11/27 - 12/19) from $149(4/17 - 8/27)(10/5 - 11/26) from $169(2/17 - 4/16) from $184(12/20 - 12/31)

DisneyDeluxe Resorts from $199(1/1 - 2/16) (7/5 - 10/4)(11/27 - 12/19) from $239(4/17 - 7/4)(10/5 - 11/26) from $289(2/17 - 4/16) from $324(12/20 - 12/31)

Disney Resorts with More Disney Vacation Club from $259(1/1 - 2/16) (8/28 - 10/4)(11/27 - 12/19) from $289(4/17 - 8/27)(10/5 - 11/26) from $339(2/17 - 4/16) from $379(12/20 - 12/31)

DisneyFort Wilderness Cabins from $234(1/1 - 2/16) (7/5 - 10/4)(11/27 - 12/19) from $274(4/17 - 7/4)(10/5 - 11/26) from $309(2/17 - 4/16) from $339(12/20 - 12/31)

DisneyFort Wilderness Campground from $38(1/1 - 2/16) (8/7 - 11/17) from $54(4/17 - 8/6)from $42(11/18 - 12/19) from $62(2/17 - 4/16) from $72(12/20 - 12/31)
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All prices are before tax. Prices are per night for standard rooms/campsites. Not available for all arrival dates. Additional charges apply if more than two adults in room.

(cheap ;p)

Options

OPTION (A) – Twenty Four only 8 lb. Rolls of Sheet LeadSize 48” wide x 120” long x 1/8” thick (40 Square feet)Weight 8 lbs. per square foot or 320 lbs. per roll

Total weight 7,680 lbs.PRICE $410.40 each sheet net - Canadian Funds (pricing based on a minimum quantity 10 pieces)

FREIGHT CHARGES to Edmonton, Alberta – PRICE $1,209.00 Net Extra Canadian Funds

(what's option B?)

Laptop Chargeback

Hi,

Please contact us about a chargeback on your creditcard for a laptop purchased from us. We will let Paypal investigate the full course. Hopefully everything is a mistake and will clear up quickly. We really do not want to escalate this problem further than what it has been. We have brought 3 ppl to small claims court already for commiting mail fraud. It is a big hassle for us and the other party involved. We have won every single case, but the time involved is unnessary. Everything could have been resolved if the other party just stick with the terms of the transaction. We will go ahead and file Dec 19,2006 @ the Monroe County Court if we do not hear from you before then. After that time we can not revoke the court order. A certified letter will be delivered to your door by the court marshall within a few days of us filing. Again please contact us before then, because we do not want to appear in a court room again.

Thanks,
Van
318-791-3219

(it might have been someone who is 31337)

Hokkien

motorcycle = 摩托车 rite?? she say... motorcycle = 摸到屎裤 in hokkien!

(that's crazy talk)

Autochthon

Autochthon - aw•TOK•thun. Four consonants in a row can be daunting, but this bulky word rolls pretty easily off the tongue.

(now go look up the meaning)

KYMA Buckhead

KYMA Buckhead
3085 Piedmont Road N.E.
404-262-0702.

The fresh fin fish and royal atmosphere of this lavish Greek restaurant make it one of the best dining experiences in the area, period. And it's certainly the best of the Buckhead Life Restaurant Group. Chef Pano Karatassos, son of the Buckhead Life founder, strikes the right notes of homey authenticity and gourmet finesse with traditional dishes like saganaki — fried, crispy-edged kefalotiri cheese with lemon and fried baby calamari. Olive-oil poached fish and sides of horta (wilted greens in lemon and olive oil) earn the restaurant its rep for gen-u-ine Greekness. Dessert here is as important a course as any other — save room for the loukoumades, a heap of a dozen or more flash-fried doughnuts drizzled with honey, and galaktoboureko, a sublime vanilla custard wrapped in phyllo.

(mmmmmmmmmm saganaki, [drool])

Fuck Love

Fuck love its a twisted little mind game to see who they can break first

(i see a great future for you)

Hungercenter

two letters of recommendation: Please ask your recommenders to
evaluate your written and oral communication skills, demonstrated
leadership qualities or experience, and professional skills, if
applicable. Letters should include a telephone number and email
address, and should be sent by the recommender via email to
fellows@hungercenter.org,

(brian fellows per chance?)

Customer Service Team Leader

I am responding to your on-line job posting regarding the Customer Service Team Leader position. Please find enclosed my resume showing my education, experience, and background. I have over 10 years of project management experience with the last 5 years in senior leadership positions where my ability to grow people and build teams has proven invaluable to organizational success.I believe that people want to be a part of something special and will exceed all performance expectations when they feel that they and their efforts are truly valued and are less likely to move on when they are getting more out of their work experience than a paycheck. When I was alerted of this position within your firm, I was excited to see that your organization values growth, mentoring and coaching as well and in a more visible way than many of your industry peers. May I arrange an interview to further discuss the position, your needs and my qualifications? I am available for an interview at a mutually convenient time. Thank you for your time and consideration.

Sincerely,
Paul Wolcott

(good luck with that paul)

Prolease

Good Morning Billy,

Thank you for your interest in Prolease. You are looking for a 2006 Dodge Charger let me know how I can help I just left you a message. You can reach me at 281-804-2806.

Thanks,
Richard Sapp
ProLeaseDirect

(do you have an enzo?)

YAEL (Yet Another Email List)

Gregory.milton@marquette.edu; alan.ball@marquette.edu;
ncreary@marquette.edu; john.p.donnelly@marquette.edu;
kristen.foster@marquette.edu; carla.hay@marquette.edu;
Thomas.jablonsky@marquette.edu; john.krugler@marquette.edu;
timothy.g.mcmahon@marquette.edu; daniel.meissner@marquette.edu;
phillip.naylor@marquette.edu; julius.ruff@marquette.edu;
michael.zeps@marquette.edu; lezlie.knox@marquette.edu;
lisieux@att.net; laura.matthew@gmail.com;
howard.baker@marquette.edu; allyson.delnore@marquette.edu;
aelarsen@mac.com;jlb494@psu.edu; michael.morrison@marquette.edu; Michael_e._martin@hud.gov; Annemarie.sawkins@marquette.edu;
john.jentz@marquette.edu; joyce.hunkel@marquette.edu

(anyone here go to marquette?)

Motor Tax Online Service

PAYMENT CONFIRMATION Your payment has been authorised.
Thank you for using the Motor Tax Online service.

Transaction Reference Number: 1288100
Registration Number: 99D43651
New Taxation Period: 01/01/2006 to 30/06/2006
Transaction Date: 12/01/2006
Total Amount: EUR 268
Registered Owner: MR ADRIAN MCGxxxxx <-- (being nice)
Address: xx <--(being nice) LARAGHCON LUCAN CO. DUBLIN

Your tax disc will be issued by post to the above address within four working days. If your disc does not arrive or you have any other queries about this transaction, please call the Online Motor Tax helpline at 1890 411 412, or email motortax@environ.ie, quoting the transaction reference number shown above.You can track your tax disc request by clicking the Track Disc Issue link on the Motor Tax Online home page. You should retain your PIN as you will be asked to enter it along with your vehicle registration number on the Track Disc Issue page.

YOU SHOULD PRINT THIS PAGE FOR YOUR OWN RECORDS

(you should not copy this information when your bowser is not secured)

Secure State Farm Facilities

Secure State Farm facilities, log employees in and out of the building, handle after hour calls, Implement access computer control systems such as C Cure, Access PC, and Passage Point, observe security cameras, and write reports.

(sounds very welcoming)

Twisted True Religion Jeans

You will be buying 1 pair of men's Twisted True Religion jeans - one of the most sought after jeans around at the moment.This pair is brand new

(i gots to get me some)

My Perspective

i value your point but you can look at this indusry both ways but the bottom line it that im trying to start a buisness and sex sells, my perspective on this is purly buisness and wether its moraly wrong or right is not the point

(spell check, spell check, spell check)

South By Southwest Music Festival and Conference

The list of acts that have been confirmed thus far for the 2006 South By Southwest Music Festival and Conference has been announced, and once again, it's a humdinger. Look for plenty of bands from Europe, Japan, New Zealand and Australia, as well as sets from up-and-comers such as Animal Collective, Art Brut, We Are Scientists and Hot Chip. Austin acts such as the Sword, At All Cost, Voxtrot and Sound Team are on the list. Expect veteran indie rock from Echo and the Bunnymen, Killing Joke and Savage Republic, country from Bobby Bare and Jessi Colter, soul from Bettye LaVette and comedy from Andy Dick. Nearly 850 acts have been confirmed for the music portion of the festival, which will be March 15-19. The full list can be found at Austin360.com. — Joe Gross

(day late, $ short)